Ok so last time Victor ate a photo, Nina was a farm girl, and Mick yelled "BASKETBALL!" that's about it... Oh, and everything is WRONG! So anyway this is the next chapter and I'll continue writing the whole season. This is probably the longest update wait on this story you'll have for a long time. I may write season 2 Disney style also. There's a poster for this story on my page!
Disclaimer: I don't own the idea of Disney owning House of Anubis, I don't own Disney, and I can only dream of owning House of Anubis.
DISNEY PARODY THIS WAY |
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Nina: Sorry, what?
Patricia: Where's Joy?
Nina: I don't know. Under the bed? *looks under the bed* Nope, guess not... Anyway, I'm Nina and I'm from Nashville, Tennessee.
Patricia: I don't believe that!
Nina: That Joy's not under the bed?
Patricia: No that you're from Nashville...
Victor comes in wearing a party hat and holding a "Happy Birthday Victor" balloon
Victor: I heard yelling, is there a surprise party for me?
Patricia: No...
Victor: No one ever remembers my birthday.
Patricia: Anyway, where's Joy?
Victor: Her dad picked her up. They moved away.
Patricia: Ok Nina, now we can be best friends!
Victor leaves eating his birthday hat as he goes
Nina and Patricia squeel and jump up and down
Patricia: Now I'm going to call Joy!
Nina: Ok see you later BFF!
In the living room
Patricia: What? None of you know her home phone number?
Amber: Umm is it the same as her cell phone number?
Patricia: No. Good guess though.
Amber: YAY! Why don't you text her?
Amber get out her phone and types a text up and presses send
*In Victor's office*
Victor reads a text out loud
Victor: Watz up Joi herd u left ur fone here so now Patricia cant txt u
PS Victorz a meeny meeny
*Victor put the phone down and sobs while petting Corbiere*
Victor: Corry, you're my only friend
Corbiere: You're my only friend, too.
IN THE LIVING ROOM
Fabian: So some new girl's replaced her?
Patricia: Yeah, Nina from Nashville. The girl with the cute shoes! She's my new best friend!
Mara: So, I guess we won't see Joy around...
Patricia nods enthusiastically
Mara: Oh well! Kinda strange though, I mean she was having her slumber party tonight.
Alfie: There's only one explaination.
everyone looks at him
Alfie: Maybe she's not Nina Martin, but Nina Martian! NEW ALIEN GIRL! NEW ALIEN GIRL! NEW ALIEN GIRL! *RUNS OUT SCREAMING*
Patricia: You're right...
Mara: About Nina being a NEW ALIEN GIRL!
Patricia: No, about Joy leaving. We were going to be even more popular, if possible, after this slumber party!
Nina skips in
Nina: My name's Nina and I'm from Nashville *smiles and tilts her head*
Fabian: Hi, I'm Fabian
Nina: Hey Fabian! *mouths to Patricia "He's cute!"*
Alfie runs in
Alfie: Hey I'm Alfie. Who are you?
Nina: I'm Nina from Nashville!
Alfie: Oh, so you aren't an alien.
Trudy comes in
Trudy, yelling: Dinner time! Dinner time! I made "sorry the most popular girl in school left" brownies!
Amber: Nina, you're in my seat, but I like this one better *sits down* Do you know where Mick is?
Nina: Um in his room I think.
Amber leaves
Patricia: So Nina, wanna paint nails later?
Nina: Yes please!
Fabian: Obviously Patricia is welcoming.
IN THE HALLWAY
Amber: Mick it's dinner time!
Mick runs up behind her
Mick: FOOD! What's up?
Amber: I was just trying to tell you dinner's ready, but you won't come out of your room!
Mick: Me dinner's ready!
They knock on the door for a while
Mick: I'll go in and get me.
Amber: K
Mick: Where am I? *walks back in the hallway*
Amber: Oh, Mick I was looking for you! Where were you?
Mick: Shooting some hoops.
Amber stares blankly
Mick: Playing Basketball.
Amber: Dinner's ready!
MIck: Oh good! If there's one thing I love more than basketball, it's food!
They walk hand-in-hand to the dining room
IN THE DINING ROOM
Alfie is eating his spagetti in that disgusting way
Nina: What's he doing?
Mara: Being Alfie.
Nina shrugs
Jerome lanches spagetti at Alfie and laughs only for Alfie to fling some back
Nina: Hey, food fights aren't nice.
Both: Sorry Nina.
Fabian: And at every meal?
Both: Sorry.
Alfie: I'll be less disgusting.
Jerome: And I'll be a better person.
Nina: Thank you! *Smiles at Fabian*
Patricia accidently spills water on Nina
Patricia: I'm so sorry! Let's go upstairs and you can borrow one of my sweaters!
Nina: Thanks!
Patricia: So, did Victor tell you anything else about Joy's dissappearance?
Nina: No, but I'll tell you if I find anything else out. *Smiles*
Patricia: Ok. *Smiles back*
Alfie: Maybe she's secretely hiding out in the cellar!
Patricia: I doubt it...
Nina: Well, I dunno. Anything can happen in an old house!
Victor comes in
Victor: Nina, your Grandma called.
Long beat
Victor: WHAT'S THIS MESS!
Patricia: Sorry, I tipped over the water pitcher and Jerome and Alfie were throwing food at each other. I'll clean it up!
Victor: Clarke and Lewis! Clean this up!
Alfie: But Patricia spilt water!
Victor: But you're trouble makers! *hands them both towels*
Nina and Victor exit and Nina picks up the telephone
Grandma: How are things in Calli? Seen any celebrities, since, you know you're right there near Hollywood?
Nina: Things are great! And I saw a lot of celebrities on the way! Including Justin Beiber!
Grandma: Made any friends?
Nina: Oh yeah, lots and lots! *starts tearing up* Grandma, I'll call you back in a bit, ok?
Grandma: Ok Nina! Bye!
Nina: Bye.
Fabian walks into the hallway
Fabian: Nina, are you ok?
Nina: Yeah, just allergies. Patricia has a cat, right?
Fabian: No.
Patricia walks in holding a big white cat
Patricia: Actually, meet Fuzzy-kins, my new kitty.
Fabian: Well, ok then...
IN THE DINING ROOM
Amber, rather loudly: Mara, I know me and Mick are cute together and all, but do you think he might be... Getting over me?
Mara: No! You two are PERFECT TOGETHER after all!
Amber: Yeah, true!
Mick: That new chick's HOT! Isn't she?
Fabian: Yeah. She's so hot! Hotter than a tamalli!
IN VICTOR'S OFFICE
Victor is playing with stuffed animals (yes everytime I bring up stuffed animals in this story, they will be plushes unless specified otherwise), making them talk
Victor as a kitten: Oh Corbiere, I don't get why Victor's so lonely. (as Corbiere) Me neither Kitty. He's sooo awesome!
suddenly there's a knock and Victor throws the stuffed animals in a drawer.
VIctor: Come in!
Patricia: Can I have Joy's home number?
Victor: No.
Patricia: Sorry! I forgot to say please! So please can I have it?
Victor: I'm sorry, Patricia, but it's against school rules.
Patricia: Can you bend the rules?
Victor: Sorry, they're really specific.
Patricia: Ok, bye Victor *Leaves*
Victor: Now back to my alone time... *pulls out the stuffed animals again*
BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM
Amber: You got all A's the shy type! I didn't know you were shy?
Mick: Oh my sports equiptment! I didn't either! Then again, I don't know most things...
Patricia comes in
Patricia: Why does there have to be a rule against giving me Joy's number? On the bright smiley side, at least she'll get her stuff back soon.
Amber: Miley? I met her last summer! Daddy bougt me backstage passes!
Patricia: Smiley, Amber.
Amber: Oh.
Mara: Well,that's good.
Amber: That I met Miley? She wouldn't sing my theme song. It goes "AMBER AMBER OHHH AMBER HEY AMBER HEY AMBER SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING! AND SHE GETS THE BEST OF EVERYTHING! HEY AMBER HEY AMBER! BEST OF EVERYTHING BECAUSE AMBER MILLINGTON RULES!"
Mara: No that Joy'll get her stuff back.
Amber: Oh. That's good.
Mara: Hey maybe you can call her then!
Patricia: Yeah! *looks at Nina* Nina, do you have something to do with this after all?
Nina: No.
Patricia: Wait, if you do have something to do with it, you would say no! You can't be my best friend anymore!
Nina: What did I do? I'm just an innocent farm girl! I've never gotten in any trouble! I was only tardy once in Kidergarten because my brother wouldn't get up that day!
Patricia: You know what you did!
IN VICTOR'S OFFICE
Victor is seen playing with Joy's stuffed bunny
Victor: *as bunny* Hi Corbiere! We can be best friends! And we can be best friends with that awesome dude Victor *as himself* Thank you Bunzibuns! Now to get rid of this phone...
Victor gets out a mallet and almost hits it but stops
Victor: Hmm...
He sniffs the phone and we see him put it in his mouth like he's about to eat it.
IN AMBER'S ROOM
Amber is seen putting more make up on when Mick walks in
Mick: What's up!
Amber: Hey Mick! It's nice you stopped by!
Mick: Yeah, I had to see Mara and ask her if she could tutor me.
Mara doesn't look up from a book she's reading
Amber: Ok, I'll tell her!
Mick leaves
Mara: Sorry, did I miss something? I was so intrested in this book on atoms and matter!
Amber: No.
A few second later after Amber sways back and forth and hums for a while
Amber: Hey, Mara, Mick wants you to tutor him.
Mara: So I did miss something?
Amber: You didn't miss something! You missed some words!
IN THE HALLWAY
Victor: It's ten! Everyone except Nina knows that, that means you need to be in bed within 5 minutes please!
Mick runs down stairs
Victor: Hey Mick, how's the star basketball player?
Mick: BASKETBALL!
Alfie runs downstairs
Alfie: Gotta get to bed before the five minutes are over, right Victor?
Victor: That's right!
IN THE GIRL'S ROOM
Victor's voice: Two minutes! Go, go, go!
Patricia: But I have to brush my teeth!
Victor's voice: Well, hygine's important... SEVEN MINUTES!
Patricia looks up and on the mirror the words "I'm in NYC with my parents ~Joy PS my number is 555-123-4567" are written
Patricia screams and runs out yelling "Joy's a ghost!"
Cast:
Nina - Debby Ryan
Fabian - Mitchell Musso
Amber - Allie DeBerry
Patricia - Selena Gomez
Alfie - Doc Shaw
Jerome - Sterling Knight
Mara - Vanessa Hudgens
Mick - Zac Effron
Joy - Demi Lovato
Ok in the next chapter I'm going to put the promo for it and the next chapter because I didn't have the time to do it this time and was planning on doing it.
~Sandy
And yes, I do know Demi's no longer Disney, but she was the only person that came to mind and has been on a lot of Disney stuff (As The Bell Rings, Camp Rock, Sonny With a Chance, Princess Protection Program, Camp Rock 2)
Also the text talk would be in captions just so that's clear!