A/N: I'm so sorry for not updating this story in a while. I just have been to lazy and busy to write. I'm so sorry! But I hope this chapter makes up for it.
Oh and also I have only been in Target once, and that was to get the Big Time Rush CD, I didn't look around the store I was to busy looking for that CD. So, I'm not sure what is in Target. Forgive me if I put things in here that's not in Target.
"You dogs have the day off, so get out of here!" Gustavo yelled shooing the boys out of the studio.
"Well boys it looks like we have the day off to do anything…which means going to Target!" Carlos jumped in the back of the van.
"Yeah, we haven't did that in forever, by that I mean two weeks." James said from the passenger seat.
"Okay its settled then were going to Target!" Kendall smiled from beside Carlos.
"Kendall, call Katie, Camille, and Jo. And tell them to meet us in the front of the Palm-Woods, so we can go from there." Logan pulled out of the studio.
"Alright." Kendall called Katie told her about their plans, and that she needed to get Camille and Jo.
Arriving at the Palm-Woods about five minutes later. Katie, Camille, and Jo were at the entrance waiting. "Well hello pretty ladies, are you ready to go." James smiled that dazzling smile. The girls got in the van eager as ever.
*At Target*
"Oh yeah." Was the same thought that went through each and everyone of their heads walking into the store.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Carlos.
Walking through the aisle of gift wrap also called wrapping paper, Carlos was going to choose his victim.
Laying his eyes upon a fifteen year old boy. Carlos knew that he found him. Grabbing a random tube of wrapping paper, and charged at the boy. Screaming 'AHH!'
Hearing Carlos scream the boy turns around to see Carlos running at him. He didn't know what to do? Move out of the way, or fight back. Well he can do both.
The boy moving out of the way; Carlos ended up running into a buggy, that no one was occupying at the time. Standing up, Carlos patted his helmet and charged at the boy again.
The boy who's name is unknown was prepared this time. He grabbed a tube of gift wrap like Carlos but this one had Tinker Bell all over it. What a manly weapon?
They began to fight. Swinging at each other, ducking from getting hit, and etc. "What did I do to you?" The boy yelled through the fighting.
"Nothing." Carlos replied.
"Then what the heck?"
"Dude shut up and fight." Carlos swung the wrapping paper at the boy hitting him in the head.
"I won, I won!" Carlos chanted over and over again.
"What no fair, you caught me off guard!" The boy protested.
"Um no I didn't! And what does it matter if I did you didn't want to fight in the first place, you remember?" Carlos leaned on the wrapping paper, surprisingly he didn't fall over.
"Whatever." The boy stomped away angrily.
Carlos skipped happily down the aisle swinging the wrapping paper around. Looking for his friends.
Ride a display bicycle through the store. (I have no idea if Target sells bikes or not)
James.
Looking through the bikes. James couldn't pick which one he wanted. The blue one, red, pink, yellow, or black. Maybe I should get the pink one, because people will find it weird seeing a grown boy riding a pink bike with a little basket in the front and a bell.
Deciding to get the pink bike, James grabbed it and got on. He is to big for the bike, its meant for a little girl about the age seven. Not for a seventeen year old boy.
Riding around. James waves at people, and rings his bell. He is even doing a little shopping and instead of putting it in a buggy he puts it in his basket.
James even rides past his friends. His friends who are laughing at him. He probably looks ridiculous on this small bike, but he doesn't care.
"Sir, sir!" A employee of Target comes running behind James. But James doesn't stop, he keeps on going.
"Sir!" James is way ahead of that man.
So the man decides to take some action, and grabs a bike which is just like James' but instead of pink its yellow.
So a high speed chase is going on the Target. So its like James is the bad guy, and the employee is the police.
James is just laughing, and the employee is already out of breathe. He needs to get in shape.
Finally coming to James, the employee passes James and stops right in front of him. Almost causing a wreck. James screaming while doing the face "What the heck dude, you could of hurt my beautiful self!"
"Sir, what do you think you were doing?" The man asked out of breathe.
"I was taking this lovely bike here for a test drive, until I was rudely interrupted." James crossed his arms, balancing the bike with his legs.
The employee was speechless, he has never in his life heard anything like this before.
"Well since I was interrupted I don't want to ride anymore, so be a dear and take care of this for me will yeah? Oh and by the way nice bike." James said walking away.
The man looked down at his bike and blushed.
Say loudly "my mom will love this" whilst holding sexy lingerie.
Kendall.
'I cant believe I'm doing this. This is disgusting.' Kendall thought as he walked down the underwear aisle.
There were only women in this aisle. Little girls, Moms, teenage girls…and grandmas… And now there is one boy who is shopping or his mom! In the underwear section! Not weird or gross at all!
Lets just get this over with…. Kendall thought as he picked up random lingerie's.
"Maybe she will like this one." Kendall said out loud.
"No, she will like this one. Wait, no..." Kendall held up the smallest sexiest piece of lingerie there was.
"My mom will love this!"
Upon hearing this everybody stopped what they were doing and stared at Kendall. Seeing that everybody was staring at him he said "What cant a son shop for his mom…gosh!" Stomping away holding the lingerie in his hand, Kendall blushes humiliated.
People are still shocked at what they heard. They could never live that down.
Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
Katie.
Toy aisle. Every kids fantasy. You got the girl toys, the boy toys, and the boy and girl toys together. But Katie is with the toys for the boys.
Bouncy balls are fun. You can throw them, you can bounce them, and you can hit people with them. But have you ever played Pokemon with them? Well Katie is about too.
Katie grabbed four quarters out of her pocket, placed them in the slot, and turned the know. Receiving a smiley face bouncy ball, blue ball, red, and camouflage ball. Katie smiled.
Sitting down in the entrance of the aisle. Blocking a few people from entering.
Katie threw the smiley face ball screaming "Go Pikachu, go!" People stared at her.
Katie threw the blue ball screaming "Go Pikachu, go!" People stared to whisper.
Katie threw the red ball screaming "Go Pikachu, go!" People stared to worry about Katie.
Katie threw the camouflage ball screaming "Go Pikachu, go!" Katie is the one who started freaking out. "Why didn't Pikachu come out? I mean I threw four different balls and he still didn't even come out!" Katie ran away fuming and crying all at the same time.
Some people stared at Katie's retreating form, and some people stared at the balls that Pikachu was suppose to come out of.
Act like you've never seen an automatic door before. ( I remember this one from Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, the one that got deleted )
Logan
Logan walked through the automatic doors into Target.
"Ooooh!" He retraced his steps and walked through the doors again.
"Wow!" he exclaimed. "Magic!" He walked backwards and entered through the 'magic' doors again and again.
One of the employees stared at him, finding a grown man intrigued with a common automatic door humorous.
Logan stood outside the store and waited for the doors to close. He stuck his hand out and the sensors sensed it and the doors opened. He giggled. Yes, Logan giggled.
He put his arm back to his side and the doors closed. He began to sing loudly, so loud that the employee inside could hear.
"You put your right hand in," he stuck out his left arm and the doors opened. "You put your left hand out," he stuck out his right hand. "You put your hands all out and you shake 'em all about. "You do the automatic door and turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!" His hands were back by his side.
"Second verse, ok!" he yelled. "You put your right foot in," he put out his left leg. "You put your left foot out," his left leg went down while his right leg came out(because if both legs were stuck out, he would fall). "You put your big butt out and you shake it all about. He turned around so that his butt was facing the doors and stuck his butt impenitently at the employee looking through the transparent glass. "You do the automatic door and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"
He stopped dancing and walked through the door as if nothing happened.
Go up to the busiest looking associate and rudely ask them where something is. Just make sure that the something you're looking for is right next to you.
Camille
Looking around, Camille spotted the busiest employee there was. This employee was a male with short brown hair, and the eyes of the ocean. He was swarmed by people, papers in his hand, and a cell phone up to his ear.
Camille smirked. Knowing exactly what she was suppose to do.
Pushing past people, Camille finally come up to the employee. "Where the fuck are your tampons? I'm not nice when its my time of the month! So where are they?" Camille rudely screamed at the man.
The man just stared at Camille, anger rising in him. 'What the hell? I have so much shit to do and this bitchy chick comes up to me screaming about her personal stuff, while the stuff she needs is right next to her?' The man thought angrily.
"Your things are right next to you miss." The employee gritted his teeth to stop him from yelling at Camille.
"You were no help at all!" Camille sneered at the man, and stomped away.
"I need a new job!" The man thought in his head.
Steal something from someone's cart and run off laughing. Be as conspicuous as possible.
Jo.
Sneaking up to somebody's buggy, is probably one of the weirdest things Jo has ever had to do before.
The owner of the buggy is to busy looking at the shelves to even bother looking at her buggy.
Jo looking in the buggy sees all sorts of items, like Advil, baby clothes, a bra… 'Oh yeah I'm so taking that.' Jo thought reaching into the buggy.
This bra was black lace. Cost about five dollars.
Grabbing the bra, Jo began to run away laughing really loud and really stupid. Her run was funny. Her laughing and her running caught the attention of everybody in the aisle, and the women she took the bra from.
The women saw that Jo had her bra in her hand. So she began to run after Jo leaving her buggy behind.
"Hey give me my bra back!" The lady screamed through the store catching up to Jo.
This lady was aggressive she grabbed onto Jo's wrist and yanked her back hard. "Blast! Foiled again!" Jo said giving the lady back her bra.
The woman glared at Jo, and walked away. Jo just rubbed her wrist from it being yanked on by that crazy lady.
Get some water guns and ATTACK!
Everyone.
Everybody was loaded up with guns. Water guns. Paint under there eyes. Bandannas tied around there heads. Ready to play.
"Okay there is seven of us, which means were one man teams." Kendall's leadership came into business right here.
"Yeah Kendall we get, lets just do this!" Carlos smacked his helmet.
"Fine. On your mark get set go!" Kendall screamed running away from everybody.
Everybody was separated. Nobody knew where anybody was. Until you heard a girlish scream, that sounded like James.
Everybody ran towards the scream holding there guns high. When they reached there you see James soaked with water on the ground with Logan standing above him.
"James is down." Logan said with a wicked smile. Seeing this smile everybody ran.
This game went on forever, and guess who ended up winning. Yep, Logan did. Well they declared that he won, because they didn't get the chance to finish because they got kicked out.
"Well I had a good time." Logan said climbing into the driver seat.
"We did to Logan, we did too." Everybody declared buckling up to go home from a day of fun.
A/N: Well this is a long chapter. (: I hope you like it, I hope you review it. And thank you for the reviews. They make me smile. :D