Chapter 5!
So sorry this is like a month? Or so late!
I Don't Own Naruto or else why would I do this?
"Hidan, Deidara, Sasuke, and Haru come with me!" Tsunade left us following her towards the office.
We sat in front of Tsunade as we waited in silence for her to speak.
"So before we get into too much of a mess I would like a calm explanation" Tsunade said sternly.
"So, un. Well it started li-" Deidara started but jumped in surprise and fright as headmaster Tsunade suddenly snapped facing him, their faces only 5cm apart. Sweat trickled down his face as she spoke "Shut-up Deidara did I tell you to speak?" her voice was hard and menacing.
Deidara shook his head furiously as she backed away "No un, ma'am" he sputtered.
"Now let's start from the right, Sasuke what happened in your point of view." She demanded from him like an officer in a War prisoner camp.
Sasuke gulped and twittled his fingers.
"Well?" she asked, hands on her hips.
Sasuke looked down the line, first at me; then Deidara; then Hidan.
"Well to tell you the truth I wasn't paying any attention to the verbal fight till Hidan tried to punch Haru, then I um tried to protect her?" he ended on a high note.
"What? I can protect myself, I was going to punch him back and beat him to a pulp if he actually did punch me!" I yelled at Sasuke who covered his ears.
Tsunade sighed and turned to me "Haru, NOW you can speak" she said clearly annoyed by my loud outburst.
"Oops, hehe. Well we entered the classroom and we saw Hidan. Sasuke asked me who he was so I answered a sub-teacher named Hidan. Then Dei-dei added that he had a foul mouth – and I agree with Dei-dei!- Then Hidan got pissed at Deidei-chan and Hidan said "I FUCKING heard that!" and then Deidei-chan said he didn't care. Then Hidan insulted Deidei-chan-"
"Will you stop calling me Deidei-chan?" Deidara whimpered.
"Sorry Deidara" I apologized "Umm…..right Hidan insulted Deidara about his speech, then Deidara called Hidan an Emo Jashinist. –I don't approve of that either, you shouldn't make fun of another's religion – then I asked Deidara to calm down and I called Hidan a bastard, ugly, foulmouthed with a bitchy attitude, then the fight scene happened" I partially summarized the 'fight' from my point of view.
Sighing Tsunade turned towards Deidara "I wonder how your story is going to turn out" she said and motioned for Deidara to speak.
"Well un. I entered the class with Haru and Sasuke when I saw Hidan. I added my opinion of him when Haru answered Sasuke just to warn them, un then Hidan started mouthing off about something but since I wasn't listening I said I didn't care un. Then he insulted un, me about the way I talk un. Of course I called him an emo Jashinist cause they cut themselves for their god – which I think you should take as a complement un – and Haru told me calm down so I tried till he threatened Haru! un" Deidara finished glaring at Hidan.
"OK! Hidan go" Tsunade said sitting down at her desk.
"OK well. Deidara and co. came in then Deidara fucking called me foul mouthed so I acknowledged that I heard him but he brushed it away. So I told him to shut up cause I've had about enough of his UN's and I know he can speak without saying it. But then he called me an Emo Jashinist –and no we Jashin practitioners do not find that a complement- then Deidara's BITCH called me a bastard and insulted me further. Then well you know the rest." Hidan retold from his view.
"I'm not Deidara's BITCH, I'd rather have him be MY bitch" I said glaring at Hidan.
"Haru!" Deidara whined, his face red as he buried his face in his hand.
"What? It's the truth!" I said then Tsunade cleared her throat loudly.
"Haru I hope you can acknowledge that, that was inappropriate. Now it looks like most of this centers in around Haru." She said.
"WHAT? Why?" I asked a bit disappointed.
"Well mostly because Sasuke kicked Hidan trying to protect you. You insulted Hidan. Hidan got mad at you for insulting him but then again he insulted you too, Deidara well he was trying to warn you about Hidan's personality." Tsunade concluded.
"Fine ok but then what will happen to me?" I asked not wanting anything bad like a suspension.
"Normally nothing cause this is a joint effort so it would be everyone but students have a choice. Either stay with a guardian for a week, or community/school service for 60 hrs" Tsunade said.
"but my parents are in Iwa!" I said shocked.
"I know but if Deidara is willing he can also get out of the 60 hours by looking after you, Sasuke you can get out of this if you actually help and participate in this year's school festival, Hidan try not to swear in class for a whole day." Tsunade said.
"I'm willing!" I said just as she finished. "Same here un." Deidara voiced after.
"Ok then if that is fine with you, Haru can live with you and Sasori for a week starting tomorrow." Tsunade wrote something down and then turned to Sasuke.
"Hn I'll do it" he said unenthusiastically.
"I'll try" Hidan murmured.
"OK! Everything is settled so now let us stay quiet all day" Tsunade said pushing us out of her office and slamming the door.
"Well time to head to class" I said walking down the hall.
"Wrong way Einstein" Sasuke said grabbing the collar of my blazer and pulling me the other way.
"be more gentle with Haru, Uchiha!" Deidara said pulling Sasuke's grip off me.
"Thanks Dei-dei, what's wrong Sasuke; you seem pissed" I asked.
"I'm not" he said curtly.
"Yes you are! Are you pissed because you have to join the school festival?" I looked at him as he hesitated to answer.
"Sure you could say that" and then he left heading towards the class alone leaving Hidan, Deidara and myself behind him.
"What is his problem?" Hidan asked running a hand through his hair.
"No idea" I replied.
"Let's just go un. Kakuzu will start to speech us about what we did and about how this will affect our finances or something like that un." Deidara walked leading the way. I walked behind him as Hidan played caboose.
We reached the class just as it ended. I quickly grabbed my books and headed towards my locker as it was our 30 min break period.
I walked to the crush area where Naruto and Co. were sitting around a table.
"Hey guys" I said walking up to them.
"Hey Haru, what do you think? Maid Cafe or a mini golf championship?" Sakura asked quickly.
"Um Maid Cafe?" I said uncertainly.
"We win, we all will say Maid Cafe. I know a certain teacher who will also say yes to that." Ino said sneaking a sly glance towards the Caf. Door.
I looked over to see Deidara speaking with Sasori. Before I could ask what she meant; Sasori looked over at me and smiled. The smile sent shivers down my back, he just didn't seem like a type of person to actually smile. He moved a hand motioning me to come over. So I did.
When I got to Deidara and Sasori, Sasori spoke.
"Haru-chan how are you?" he asked politely.
"Good Sensei. Sorry to trouble you but from tomorrow for a week I'll have to live at your and Dei nii-san's place cause of Deidara and my, as well as Hidan's foolishness, I'm sorry we have to drag you into this" I said as politely as possible.
"I knew you were hiding something from me Deidara!" Sasori's voice grew cold and dangerously low.
"Sorry Sasori no Danna! I really am un! I just thought i'd tell you along with the other Akatsuki members later today un." Deidara shuffled backwards holding his hands out in front of him.
"Haru you are welcome in our room, just follow my rules and it'll be ok" Sasori said kindly, his personality changing a full 180.
"Thank you Sensei" I said bowing.
"Sasori" he corrected.
"thank you Sasori-san" I said.
~After break~
I headed to Calligraphy with Hinata, Deidara following not too far behind us.
"Haru, why is the art sensei following you?" Hinata asked.
"Just call him Deidara, and he can't trust Sasuke or something like that" I replied opening the door.
We entered and took our usual place. Sasuke was already there at his seat. I sat down beside him and opened up my scroll, brush set, and ink cartridges everyone needed.
"Today we will be doing ink "paintings" so get out your red ink too" the Sensei said.
I watched as Sai worked his brush and like magic, as a painting appeared on the white paper.
"Wow that was awesome!" I said leaning towards Sai.
"Why thank you Haru" he said smiling.
"Welcome" I replied still watching him move the brush, each with speed and precision.
"Haru could you start working on your work instead of watching other people?" the sensei asked.
"Sorry" I muttered under my breath and started to paint a large black Sakura tree with red petals.
The class ended with no big commotion other then when Shikamaru stood up he spilt his ink on the table and he had to clean it up.
Science on the other hand was full of problems. Sasuke and I argued about the Peregrine Falcon. We wasted half the class because of it, Oroshimaru sensei finally got annoyed with out bickering her got Deiara to get a book on the animal and it turns out I was sooo right.
It was finally gym when Gai sensei ran into the gym with a large smile on his face; I mean one that was bigger than the one he always wore.
"Good news every one!" he said.
"I bet it's something like an extra lap or two around the field" Naruto whispered.
"Don't give him any ideas!" Ino said slapping the back of the blond's head.
"Ow sorry!" Naruto complained rubbing the back of his head.
"we will have a supply teacher today! Anko sensei and I are going to a workshop and Kakashi sensei too, please welcome you teacher with YOUTH!" he said leaving the gym in a hurry.
"who is our supply teacher?" I asked Sasuke who looked at the other end of the gym in shock.
I looked over too see a tall man who had a strong resemblance to Sasuke.
"Ni-san" Sasuke whispered.
"Sasuke! Nice to see you again! How have you been?" the man asked walking up to Sasuke.
"Good, I guess ni-san" Sasuke answered avoiding eyes contact.
"you must be Haru! Can you look after Sasuke? I heard that you were rooming with him till the west wing of the girl's dorms are finished repairing." He said shaking my hand.
"Um…sure I will? But from tomorrow I'll going to live with Dei-nii and Sasori-san cause I got into some trouble but only for a week" I explained to the man who piqued his brows with interest at the mention of Deidara and Sasori.
"you're going to live with Deidara and Sasori? Are you Deidara's sister?" he asked.
"yes I'm going to live with them but only for a week and no I'm not Deidara's sister, I don't look remotely like him and I'm not blond, plus I don't… do you know about" I pointed to my palms.
He nodded.
"I have very normal hands" I finished.
"well my name is Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother." He said smiling.
"Nice to meet you Itachi-san" I said.
"same here" Itachi replied before facing the other students.
"ok let's jog an easy two laps and then go into the fitness room" Itachi said "remember I said jog; not sprint, not run, not walk; jog."
"yes sensei" we all chorused as we began our two laps. Surprisingly Itachi joined in as well. Deidara watched from the benches as he brought a book on art, as gym was not his favorite subject.
Gym also passed quickly. Sakura tried to impress Sasuke by lifting 100lb. but she failed as Naruto bumped into her by accident when trying to run away from an angry Kiba. Of course this caused Sakura to fall and drop the weight. Sadly the weight fell on a plank that was on the side of a step with a weight ball on the other end causing a see-saw effect making the weight ball fly and hit Sasuke in the stomach.
I winced as I saw the pain in his face, considering that the ball weighed about 10 lb with the momentum it gained by flying in the air it must have hurt. I was kind of glad it was Sasuke cause to his right was the window and to the left was me fixing some weight on a pin.
"Oh my Sasuke are you ok?" Sakura asked her hand over her mouth.
"yep I fine" he strained as he got up but staggered a bit.
"you should go to the infirmary little brother" Itachi said placing a hand on Sasuke's shoulder.
"I'm fine" he growled shaking his brother's hand off.
"Ok." Itachi said and suddenly hit Sasuke over the head "Foolish little brother do you really think that I'll let you off just like that?" he said angrily.
"what the hell was that for?" Sasuke yelled.
"for not listening to me, your teacher" Itachi said and I nodded agreeing to what Itachi was saying.
"traitor" Sasuke mumbled glancing at me.
"I was never on your side, I'm neutral" I said smiling.
Naruto and Kiba laughed at this, even Ino and Hinata were laughing as well.
"hn" Sasuke looked away looking pissed.
Sasuke was forced to go to the infirmary with Sakura since she volunteered to do so.
Since it was lunch next we all headed to the infirmary to check on Sasuke.
"I wonder if Sakura is still alive" Kiba voiced though Shino said "Sasuke knows enough to not hurt Sakura inside the school, also he can keep his anger in".
"yeah then blow off all his steam in his room" Naruto snickered.
"i feel bad for you Haru" Sai said patting my shoulder.
"Y-your scaring her" Hinata warned the trio as I sweat dropped.
"Don't worry, if he is scaring me I'll just come to you guys so you'd better be ready to wake up at 12am" I laughed as their faced blanched.
"just come up stairs, my room is in the same building as yours, room 148" Itachi said "I'll calm him down some how" he ruffled my hair.
"gee thanks, I can't even find my own room so how do you think I'll be able to find yours?" I asked straitening my hair.
"theres a map un, and mine and Sasori's room is 144 two doors down from Itachi's room" Deidara added.
"you two are so thoughtful" I said sarcastically.
The second Ino started to open the door there was a scream and a loud crash.
"Fuck, I told you!" Kiba said barging in to find that Sasuke was watching tv and Sakura was no were to be found.
"Do you think Sasuke moved her into a closet?" Naruto whispered to Kiba.
"Highly suspect able" Kiba answered looking around the room.
The two looked high and low, even in the medicine cabinet and under the bed.
"what are you doing?" Sasuke asked looking up from the screen.
"Looking for Sak-ow!" Naruto said as Kiba stomped on his toes.
"Who?" Sasuke asked now turning to the to boys.
"what have you done to Sakura?" Lee asked his arms flailing.
"did some one call me?" a familiar voice asked. Sakura came out from the washroom still drying her hands with a towel.
"I thought Sasuke killed you" Kiba whined.
"Oh so you want me dead?" Sakura asked, her nerves were visible as Kiba backed away trying to explain what he meant.
"Why would you think I killed someone?" sasuke asked still kind of confused.
"cause Kiba thought you would loose your temper on her and throw something at her, not to mention that the sound from the T.V. Didn't help." I explained.
"I don't loose my temper in school, but at the dorms it is a different story" he said, his voice low.
"Deidara, I'm going to move in today" I said pulling on his shirt.
"Ok just so you know un, today the Akatsuki's meeting is at our room today un." Deidara said smirking.
"whats the Akatsuki?" I asked.
"the group presently being the student-teacher subs un, I'll explain more tonight if you really are moving in tonight un" Deidara replied as Itachi nodded.
"well I'm moving in tonight cause I'm not going to stay in a room with an angry Uchiha, no offense Itachi-san" I said not wanting to be caught up in Sasuke's monologues as I've heard are very long, almost as long as Neji's.