Failed Stories Archive

Welcome to the Third of my failed Story Ideas; this archive will contain some of the stories and story ideas that I already had typed out... BUT gave up on, some will be just the first chapters of said failures but others will be summarized plots, DON'T for a second think that this is a waste of time!; every single Story Idea or Plot Summary that I post here will be up for adoption to any and all who ask, some of them will be Yaoi while others won't be.

This idea was partly inspired by another story called Naruto vs. Zombies by the author Crisis, amazing crossover story... I highly recommend checking it out. Surprisingly I find myself writing more and more stories revolving around a more monstrous Naruto revolting the other ninja around him -to the point of emptying their stomachs- with abominable and horrific techniques with which he literally tears his opponents apart... so basically yay me!

Reviews: reviewing a story idea or plot does NOT mean you are adopting it, to adopt you must PM me with a request stating which story idea or plot that you want to adopt and what you will be doing with it... PLEASE review and tell me what you think about my ideas; I did go through the trouble of typing them out and reviewing DOES NOT mean you are adopting!

Warning!: This story will contain vulgar language, some blood, really cliché parts and some sexist views from some characters as well as some humor tossed in here and there.

"Naruto" is property of Masashi Kishimoto, and as such I do not own the Manga and/or the Anime.

"Talking..."

'Thinking...'

Noises and/or Sound effects...

Bakemono

Sighing to himself for what felt like the millionth time that morning the Third Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Sarutobi Hiruzen slowly made his way through the thick forest behind the famous -or depending on ones village affiliation Infamous- Hokage monument. Walking past another large outcropping of rock the old wizened Hokage and his two ANBU escorts; Kuma and Usagi entered a shaded clearing filled with fallen leaves in all shades of gold and rich brown, scanning the surrounding foliage the three Konoha shinobi noted a definitive slash mark on one of the massive trees to their right. Remembering what the mark denoted Sarutobi and his escorts leaped from their places no longer taking a leisured walk to their destination, "Let us hope he accepts our proposal..." muttered Sarutobi warily to the two masked nin diligently following their Hokage as he bounded from one tree branch to another.

"Hokage-sama permission to speak freely?" asked the rabbit masked ANBU neutrally from their position behind the aged village leader as he continued onward; the voice that came from behind the white mask soft and soothingly feminine, "granted." grunted Sarutobi without so much as a glance behind him, "With all due respect Hiruzen-sama... why wouldn't the target agree to our offer?" inquired Usagi curiously, "I concur with Usagi-sempai." came the deep baritone voice of the groups other member Kuma. Sighing once again Sarutobi seriously began to regret getting out of bed this morning as he landed on the last branch before a much larger clearing than the last one.

Around 3 am that morning: Uchiha Clan District – Konoha

"Find him!" bellowed an angry mans voice to the chorus of others, "Yeah, find the abomination!" bellowed another in agreement -a woman's this time-, "FIND THE MONSTER!" hollered the angry mob as a whole while they tore apart the Uchiha Clan District; closed shops where broken into, alleyways turned upside down and homes were torn asunder by the mob of furious men, women and even children. As smoke and flames filled the air as a result of the throng of searching people, trash littered the roads and buildings burnt... however it was interesting to note that everyone in the wild pack of citizens bore the same mark upon their clothing; a small fan made of red and white was emblazoned on the back of every persons shirt...

Bearing witness to the rioting crowds on the streets bellow Sarutobi stared with a deep frown on his wrinkled face as he held a small shivering five year-old boy in his arms, flanked by a platoon of ANBU on either side of him the seasoned Hokage stood atop one of the many rooftops of the houses that bordered the clan district decked out in his signature battle gear. while the leader of the village witnessed the riot below, the flames caused by the mob's fury fueled insanity mirrored in his saddened old eyes the trembling child in the Third Hokage's arms was anything but ordinary; unnatural looking gray skin, slitted pupils within amber eyes, sharp claw-like nails and a mane of dark wild hair all made the boy appear monster-esque, the fact that a pair of fangs protruded from the five year-old's top lip and the venomously dark chakra that the boy possessed apparently didn't help his standing with the mob either.

Turning to the ANBU captain to his left Sarutobi Hiruzen wordlessly gave the order for the platoon to start crowd control under riot conditions, hearing the dog masked captain give a curt "hai!" the ANBU sprang into action and the old Hokage left leaping from one building to another to get the poor boy medical treatment... if not for physical wounds then for mental trauma.

"You are here as escorts... do NOT get involved, understand?" muttered the Third Hokage in a harsh whisper; his tone rigid and commanding, "Hai Hokage-sama!" chorused the two ANBU softly as they watched their village leader drop from the branch only to land safely on the forest floor below, noting that the usually calm and grandfatherly man was all business at the moment.

Stepping slowly out into different sunny clearing Sarutobi spotted the target he and the two ANBU were looking for; a young boy similar to the one he had saved only hours ago, however the boy sitting across from him was so different to the other that they could hardly be called similar at all; where the boy he had saved earlier was dark this one was light, where he was scared this one oozed confidence and where he held a frightening aura... this one possessed a deceivingly calming one like the natural soothing feel of the clearing itself. The boy looked to be five years-old, a scarily pale white with an odd green tinge to his complexion, bright spiked blonde hair, slitted pupils within ocean-blue eyes and other than that there was nothing else unique about the blonde boy.

"And what would YOU be doing here old man?" asked the boy childishly as he petted a small brown bunny that was sitting in his lap while the boy sat on the soft grass; smiling serenely, his eyes half mast in content at the relaxed bunny, "We need to speak Naruto." answered the old man stepping closer to the oddly complexioned blonde, in response all the boy did was hum in consideration before turning his gaze to the elder man and grinning exposing sharp shark-like teeth that filled the young child's maw.

2 Days Earlier: Village Interior – Konoha

In a small apartment in the center of the Village Hidden in the Leaves an equally small family was standing in their only daughters room distraught; for days now their beautiful little girl was slowly becoming an abomination, at first she just seemed ill and bedridden but after a short two weeks they noticed that the apple of their eye became more and more monstrous, succumbing to panic the parents who had kept their lips sealed rushed to the Hokage begging for his help hoping that the wise old man could stop whatever was happening to their usually bright and happy child. After hearing the parents out Sarutobi had rushed with them to their cosy little home to see what could possibly be wrong, what he found rocked the old ninja to his core...

There in her room with walls painted a light pink lay a little girl barely five years-old; sweating and gasping for breath as sweat ran down her small body in waves soaking the pink sheets of her bed through to the mattress beneath, her chubby hands gripping the wet sheets around her in what looked like pain. Sarutobi Hiruzen for the fourth time in his life could only watch... could only watch on in horror and shame as the young child suffered without him being able to do a damned thing about it; he had absolutely no idea what was happening to her, the little girl's bright pink hair was matted down with sweat, two small white bone-like horns grew on either side of her head, her emerald-green eyes held slitted pupils, surprisingly she had grown a tail... a tail with a sharp reverse-heart shaped end on it and every time the girl gasped out in pain Hiruzen could see the sharp canines in her mouth.

"M-mo-momma..." moaned the girl softly, slowly raising her hand desperately to her mother; pleading her momma to take her trembling hand and comfort her through the pain, to whisper soft reassurances to her telling her it would all be alright... but the comfort of her momma never came; seeing what her daughter was becoming scared the woman, it scared her to no end that her baby girl was becoming a twisted abomination of nature, so when she saw the THING that was left of her daughter raise IT'S twisted hand to try and touch her own she jolted back, away from the hand and ignored the look of hurt in emerald-green eyes as the hand fell back to bed limply while the pink-haired girl began to cry.

Sarutobi sighed and closed his eyes as he saw all that had just transpired... he'd have to talk to the parents.

And that's as far as I had gotten with writing this Story out... obviously the first chapter of the story was originally meant to introduce the three monstrous characters that would eventually make the team that the story focused on as well as the Third Hokage saving them from a life of hatred and darkness by bringing them together in hopes of getting them to befriend each other... I think as to who the characters are is pretty much obvious.

The Three Monsters and their abilities:

Sasuke (formerly Uchiha Sasuke): It is unknown exactly what kind of monster Sasuke is... though it is interesting to note that even after seven years of training Sasuke is still unable to unlock his clans bloodline limit the sharingan, after the Uchiha Clan District riots when he was five years-old Sasuke was taken in by the Third Hokage and was given a home with two others like him, after his transformation to monster sparked the riots Sasuke's family outright abandoned him and denounced him as a member of their clan which most probably lead the boy's hatred of the survivors to the clan's massacre a few years ago even though the only survivors were his biological mother and baby sister; who never even tried to re-establish contact with him afterward. Sasuke as a monster possesses the physical capability to move at speeds thought to be impossible to achieve as well as possessing skin harder than any metal found in the Land of Earth and claws sharper than any kunai.

Massive Yoki Reserves: Sasuke while not having a unique trait like his other two companions contains immeasurable amounts of yoki (apparently the monster equivalent of chakra) however tests have shown that while he is in possession of such large quantities of energy Sasuke is unable to perform nin-, gen-, fuuin- or kuchiyose- jutsu as yoki is far too different to chakra for it to be used as a substitute. On another note; Sasuke's yoki when compared to one of the other members of team monster's is much more... malignant or to properly phrase it, down right venomously malevolent when compared to the feral bubbling hate-filled yet more subdued yoki of his companion.

Sakura (formerly Haruno Sakura): Sakura as a monster is pretty much the classic succubus without the wings; her abilities focus on her physical body such as having the speed, strength and flexibility that no normal human could ever hope to have, being a succubus Sakura's other abilities will revolve around her seducing the enemy into a state of false security by using the classic succubus ability charm or arousing them by releasing sexual pheromones, it goes without saying that Sakura will easily be able to use her abilities for information gathering and subterfuge. Sakura will not be able to perform any ninja techniques due to the fact that she became a monster; through the process her chakra was painfully converted to yoki... however she will be able to become a ninja with her superior physical abilities and natural intelligence.

During a seven year training period Sakura was able to learn how to hide her monstrous appearance and look like a human girl, being a succubus Sakura's body not only naturally matured to give her an advantage over the human girls around her but also matured her monster form... when in her true form (monster form) Sakura -instead of her usual flat-chest- becomes a busty, curvaceous and voluptuous flirty monster-girl with long ivory horns curving to the back of her pink hair covered head, slitted pupils, fang-like canines and a tail with a sharp reverse-heart shaped end -might grow wings as she matures-

Charm: The default ability to each and every succubus, no succubus would truly BE a succubus without this handy little power; Charm... by exuding an aura of yoki around themselves and their surroundings succubi can lure any male and female humans into trance-like state of servitude or -depending on the choice- lull anyone into believing that they have strong feelings for the succubus who cast the Charm, ranging from small schoolgirl crush to undying love the human who falls prey to this form of Charm has absolutely no way of escaping unless they themselves realize they are under a Charm; people telling them they are under a spell has no affect on the Charm cast.

Pheromones: Any succubus is capable of releasing pheromones, whether they be normal attraction pheromones or outright sexual pheromones a succubus is able to bend any human to their will through the manipulation of their naturally produced pheromones.

Naruto (no last name): The result of some unknown mad-scientist's twisted experiment, Subject 99 or "Naruto" as he prefers to be called was found during one of the yearly searches conducted by the Third Hokage after his traitor student Orochimaru's defection from the village; concerned that there might be more secret labs and horrific experiments left by his former student, Sarutobi Hiruzen sent squads upon squads of ANBU out to scour the village for any sign of something that felt suspiciously Orochimaru-like, after a number of years and reports of nothing standing out the old village leader was quickly contacted and taken to a hidden lab, what he found horrified and sickened him to the bone; in a large glass suspension tube of some kind lay a five year-old boy floating in some kind of yellow liquid, scattered around the room were notes and viles of liquids, bloods and tissues as well as a number of rare and exotic plants with pieces taken from them. After releasing the poor child and having an entire team of biologists, scientists and even seal experts interpret the many notes and journals left behind it was found that the child was apparently labeled "Subject 99"; an abominable hybrid of plant, human and the First Hokages DNA.

Solar Chakra: Naruto being a Plantae-Sapiens (Plant-Man) -while unable to form chakra like any normal human or yoki like his two monster companions- is able to utilize his plant-side to absorb radiant energy -aka solar energy- through the process of photosynthesis (how plants take in sunlight) and covert into a totally new form of energy that he has dubbed Solar Chakra, this form of energy comes across as very subtle and even Kage-level ninja are barely able to sense it's presence. Despite having a subtle feel to it Solar Chakra is VERY potent; the energy being able to turn a mere seed into a towering tree dozens of feet tall in under a second or slice through a solid kunai like a hot knife through butter, the downside to this potent energy though is that it appears to take time for the user to collect the necessary sunlight to convert into Solar Chakra as well as the other fault being that the gathering cannot happen during the night and the process slowing considerably during overcast conditions.

First Hokage's Wood abilities: Being combined with the First Hokage's legendary DNA Naruto is able to use Mokuton Jutsu much like the child Orochimaru experimented on years ago, however with Naruto being part plant he is much closer to nature than any other ninja before him... the First Hokage included and as such he has access to many more variations of the technique than ever thought possible, for example it is common knowledge that the legendary Mokuton techniques are only able to create and manipulate wood while masters of the ability are able to make trees grow -turning a dessert land into lush forest in mere minutes-, to Naruto however this technique combined with him being only able to use Solar Chakra and his natural connection to nature is able to produce any plant-life the boy desires.

Level of Monstrosity: Subject 99... Naruto... is NOT half-man and half-plant nor is he some failed mixture of the two with a sprinkling of Hokage DNA, Naruto in all honesty is such a perfect creation that he is a monster in his own right; a new organism... a new species of creature. Naruto is capable of manipulating his own body so that parts become plant-like, for example turning his legs into green tentacle-like roots to kill an enemy with or sprouting six leaf-like appendages on his neck to help absorb sunlight and even increasing the amount of green in his complexion for the same reason. Another interesting fact is that Naruto does not see himself as a human and acknowledges the fact that he'll never be a part of humanity which has also lead to the boy believing that eating, yes EATING an enemy is acceptable and NOT an act of cannibalism as he is not anything human in his own eyes.

Finally I get to add a God-like!Naru to this Archive!, for some reason I don't see this one getting adopted anytime soon; Powerful!Sasu and Powerful!Saku are also in this story idea. PLEASE for the love of all that is sacred use some common sense IF you adopt this story idea!; Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura WON'T be able to use Jutsu in this story -other than their unique abilities- due to not being able to use human chakra, Naruto won't learn the shadow clone technique... BUT he juuuust might be able to learn how to make a Solar Chakra version of the Rasengan... this is actually a personal request: DON'T make Naruto grow giant hand-shaped plants with Solar Chakra Rasengans swirling in their plant hands of giantness, it IS stupid... I read a story with something like that in it before and it just ruined the story for me.

Did Orochimaru create Naruto?... Answer: NO!

Was Naruto Human before he became a Plantae-Sapiens?: No; Naruto in my idea was created through genetics by some unknown person (*cough* Madara *cough*), he has no parents and he was NOT human EVER!

How did Sasuke and Sakura become monsters or better yet... why?: make something up.

Yoki?: make something up.

Does this idea suck ass?: I don't know YOU tell me.

~Asylum132