Chapter 1 - In Walks the Sister

Hey, so I realized that I forgot this last time; I DON'T OWN PHINEAS AND FERB! DAN AND SWAMPY DO! ( I wish I did, though)

Rookie Mistake

Thanks for all your reviews! Here's the second chapter (Technically the first) Hope you like it!

Doofenshmirtz stops in horror at the sight before him, letting the choo-choo train slip unnoticed from his fingers onto the floor.

His eyes slowly travel from the gaping hole in the floor to his alter-self, who is currently perched smugly on the robots wrist.

"Well, what do you think? Did I do good or what? Finally got rid of those brats," he says, grinning evilly at his alter ego, expecting some praise.

Doofenshmirtz raises his eyebrows up so far that they disappear into his hair, and he glances towards the floor for a weapon. Finding the toy train he had dropped only seconds ago, he leans over and picks it up. The alt-Dr. D's eyes widen and he gives a childlike squeal of delight.

"Oh, you found choo-choo! Let me at him!"

Dr. D shakes his head and takes a step back. "No way. That was a darn sick thing you just did. They were just two innocent kids, for goozims sake!" (Always wanted to say that, BTW)

The alt-Dr. D narrowed his eyes at himself. "Innocent? They are-ahem, excuse me, were- working with Perry the Platypus! How can you think they're innocent?"

Doof shrugged. "Innocent until proven guilty, right? But I don't think the first one applies to you anymore."

With that, he flung the train at his alter-self's head, sending him off the robot and onto a series of levers and table-tops on the way to the floor, knocking him further into unconsciousness with each hit. By the time he hit the floor, alt- Doofenshmirtz was fully blacked out, landing face down in a position Dr. D himself had been in, if only because of Perry the Platypus. With that thought on his mind, Dr. D ties his alternate version up tightly, and then tosses him into the already open portal. He dusts his hands on his lab coat, leaving sweat stains down the front. He finds the switch and turns off the portal to keep anyone else from coming in, and then turns to the hollow shell in his laboratory floor. One look into it sends Dr. D running for the nearest toilet.

PFT LINE BREAK

CANDACE POV

I pull Mom outside, grinning from ear to ear.

"Come on, come on, hurry!" I cry, and then throw my arm out….at absolutely nothing. Mom sighs.

"Do I even need to say there's nothing there?" she asks.

"Mom, you can say it all you want," I say, pulling her into a hug. "There's nothing there! Woo-hoo! I did it, I saved the world!" I start dancing, and then realize that Mom is still standing there. I wave her inside. "You can go back to your movie now."

She gives me a look that probably means I'll be seeing my counselor on Monday, but I'm too ecstatic to care right now. As soon as she goes inside, I turn and head straight for Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., where I had last seen Phineas and Ferb. I get in pretty easily, because no one has bothered to realize that the front doors are lying 45 feet away. When I get in, I realize that I have no idea where to go. There's an elderly lady standing by a counter, so I walk over to her in the hopes that she knows where Dr. D lives.

"Hi, can you tell me where Dr. Doofenshmirtz lives?" I ask, knowing I'm flubbing the pronunciation.

The lady turns towards me and smiles. "Who?"

I pause. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz….he has a German accent….wears a lab coat…fights this platypus…" I trail off, realizing how stupid I sound, but a glance to the lady shows that she doesn't find it weird at all.

"Just like my neighbor upstairs in the penthouse," she muses.

Well, that solves that problem. I head to the elevators, but they're out of order so I turn to the stairs.

45 flights later, I reach the pent house floor, panting so loudly that I would think I was a dog if I didn't know better. I get to my feet slowly and wobble to the door. I twist the knob and it opens with a loud squeal. I walk into the room quickly, expecting to see Phineas, Ferb and Perry celebrating the defeat of the alternate Dr. D, but all I see is our Dr. D, kneeling on the floor.

"Dr. D?" I ask timidly. I don't know him very well, so I'm not exactly sure how to address him.

He turns around and my heart starts pounding in horror from two things; one, this giant, gaping hole that's in the floor, and two, the look on Dr. D's face. It's a look that says 'I am going to be sick,' but from the paleness of his face, it's easy to see that he already has been.

Oh, dear God.

Anyone? Don't worry, the boys and Perry are in the next chapter...or ARE they? JK

R & R