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Song: Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry

Chapter Five

Everyone clapped, and the girls Bowed…. 'Good job, now time to make Naruto yours' Yukito said

'Yes' Hinata thought as she found Naruto with her eyes and motioned for him to join her. Speaking into the mike she said. "Now it's time for the Birthday Boy to sing a song for us." As the crowd clapped and pushed him forward, Naruto scratched the back of his head, looking around helplessly. "Come on Naruto-kun." Hinata purred sensually into the microphone, grabbing his hand and pulling him up on stage.

Naruto took the microphone offered to him by Hinata, shivering as her hot hand brushed his skin. "Well, heh heh, guess I've got no choice now, eh?" and looked around thoughtfully a minute, his eyes landing on Hinata, who seemed to glow in the spotlight. "Do you guys know 'Crazy Bitch'?"

Hinata smirked, "You bet, Naruto-kun." winking suggestively at him. Turning around to tell the other girls the song, Hinata cocked her hip to the side; sticking her butt out before going to help them get the instruments for it.

Meanwhile Kimichi turned to Temari and winked, "He is so singing this for me, girl." And looked back, missing Temari rolling her eyes. "Of course he is." She said, dripping with sarcasm. Kimichi, oblivious, hooked her eyes onto Naruto.

"Okay guys, you ready?" Naruto asked as the rest of Lavender Spice readied their instruments, except Hinata who had placed herself next to Naruto with another microphone, planning on doing the back up singing. "YEAH!!" the crowd roared.

All right!

Break me down, you got a lovely face
We're going to your place
And now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid
You want me to stay, but I got to make my way

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Naruto sang, staring out at the crowd, but getting distracted by Hinata, who had decided to grind her body against his, sliding up and down seductively before singing the next chorus.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

The crowd raged on becoming entranced at the erotic display. Hinata closed her eyes and flipped herself back to back with Naruto, grinding her ass into his, pleased when she felt him push back.

Take it ALL, the paper is your game
You jump in bed with fame
Another one night paid in full, uh
You're so fine, it won't be a loss
Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Sakura stared at Hinata in amazement, shocked at her forwardness. Ino did the same, but TenTen just shook her head, smirking. Hinata got carried away with the music and turned herself to face the crowd, leaning back into Naruto who had put a hand on her hip.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Get the video
Fuck you so good
Get the video
Fuck you so good

Crazy bitch
Crazy bitch
Crazy...bitch

Kimichi was fuming; you could practically see the steam pour out of her ears, her face becoming flushed in anger. Temari just smirked and waved Shikamaru over, giving him a ferocious kiss for being late. Kimichi ignored the couple and kept her eyes on the stage, wishing for laser vision.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Sasuke looked across the crowd, searching for the head of long black hair. He spotted it quickly, smirking, and glided over, slipping his arms around the slender waist, nuzzling the pale neck, mumbling, "Sorry I'm late, but Itachi was being an asshole." Orochimaru turned around slowly, "Hmm… it's okay, Kabuto is a great source of entertainment, love." and pecked the Uchiha softly. (A/N Just for Rose)

Baby girl
You want it all
To be a star
You'll have to go down
Take it off
No need to talk
You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

Hinata grinded back against Naruto's hips, rotating them slowly, pressing as close as she could. Naruto's hand tightened around her waist before sliding up her bare stomach, feeling his pants tighten.

Hey
You're a crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
You keep me right on

You're crazy
But I like the way you fuck me

As the song ended and the music died down Naruto was left staring into Hinata's eyes, not noticing how their faces came closer together. As their lips were just about to touch, they heard a shriek from behind them and Naruto felt Hinata get ripped from his grasp. Naruto looked up, about to retaliate viciously, until he saw Kimichi, and visibly shrank.

Kimichi stood tall and glared at Hinata, getting even more pissed when she had to look up at her. "What the HELL do you think you were doing with MY man?"

SMACK

Kimichi looked at Hinata in shock, along with everyone else, and held a hand up to her own cheek; the room seemed to go quiet. Hinata's shoulders were heaving, seeming to radiate with an ethereal glow. Her voice came out in a deep tone, "HE IS NOT YOUR MAN, YOU DO NOT OWN HIM!" Then she took a step back, looking shaken up, "I- I'm sorry Kimi-chan... I... I d-don't know what-" but she was interrupted by Kimichi, "Enough, I'm leaving, Naruto we're over."

A/N This was written thanks to the help of Rose… oh and yeah R&R!! (Oops and p.s. the hokage in this story is the chief of police, sorry for not mentioning it earlier, oh and Orochimaru is not significant in this story nor is he evil, I just felt the need to add it for Rose)