Episode 2: Translation

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The only language I currently speak fluently is English, and American English at that. I have a small vocabulary in German, and bits and pieces of Japanese, Spanish, French, and Italian. If anything is incorrect, blame Google Translate, not me. Any language corrections would be greatly appreciated.

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Careful, this one is a little cracky. XD

Episode 2: Translations

No pairing XD

Rating: K+

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"Hello, Japan!"

"Oh, Samantha-san. What can I herlp you with today?"

"I'm here for America. He's been having problems with some fangirl riots."

~~Earlier~~

"Hey, Emily, dude what are you playing? Haha, what's up with his hair, yo? And why is his suit pink? That's so gay!"

"It's not pink, it's wine red, and we are assuming he is gay."

"What is this anyways?"

"Ace Attorney."

"Ace WHAT?"

"Ace Attorney. You play a lawyer and defend clients and investigate and stuff."

"OBJECTION!"

"That's so stupid, how come you're not blasting people to bits?"

"I'm defending the people accused of blasting people to bits. Or in this case hitting someone over the head with a statue."

"HOLD IT!"

"Where do you find this crap?"

"Same place you get your video games. Japan gave it to me. DAMN EDGEWORTH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO RIGHT! …and so hot?"

"I thought you said he was gay."

"How does that change the fact that he's hot? We all know France is gay and that doesn't stop him from being hot."

"…Heh, that guys hair is purple. AND THAT CHICKS BOOBS ARE BIG."

"MR. AMERICA, SIR!"

"Sup, Haruka."

"TAKE THAT!"

"We have a riot outside, sir. Emily, grab that sign you have in the closet, you'll like this riot."

"Is it a translation-?"

"Yes!"

"WHOO, FINALLY!"

"Yo, what does it say? 'Translate AAI2?' What?"

"We're heading for Japan's, better stop us now!"

"Wait, you too? Wait up-ooph!"

"Oh, sorry, Mr. America. Where are the girls running to?"

"Jordan! Does Samantha like Ace Attorney?"

"Sorta, why-!"

"DO NOT LET HER LEAVE THE OFFICE."

"Um, kay? And, um bye, apparently."

~~Present~~

"Fangirrl riots? About what?"

"ABOUT YOU HAVING TO TRANSLATE ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS 2!"

"A-ah! Get AWAY!"

"Ow, what the hell!"

"I hope you understand how awkward that was! NOW I'LL NEVER TRANSLATE IT!"

"!"

And that is why Ace Attorney fans across America hate Japan. CAPCOM F***ING TRANSLATE THE GAME PLEASE! We need more Edgey~!

A/N: ASDFGHJKL I'm so sorry… So, I'm a HUGE Ace Attorney fan, and there's this game AAI2 that Capcom WONT TRANSLATE. Capcom go crawl in a hole and die. Oh, and if you were wondering, Emily's currently playing Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney (game 1) second case. And you all know Edgey is gay. XD DUH I mean some of the things he says to Phoenix makes you think mitsunaru is cannon. "We have to forget about the way we feel about each other in court, Wright," or something. I squeed. I'm rambling, so I'll shut up now. THANK YOU GOOD BYE. PLZ REVIEW~