Episode 3: Up to Our Antics pt2
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HEEEEERES PART TWO! We play spy~ XD
Episode 3: Up To Our Antics (PT 2)
Pairing: PrussiaXEmily, RussiaXHaruka, JordanXSamantha (Vable), SuFin, and some other implied pairings….XD
Rating: T for MAJOR LANGUAGE. And implications and dirty jokes and violence… and language…
"Agent Symphonic Rainbows, this is Agent Black Dragon. I have target code name SuFin in sight. Location, in motion. Wait…ooh! SuFin has entered Spencer's! I repeat, SuFin has entered Spencer's."
"Agent Black Dragon, this is Agent Awesome. I have acquired the intel."
"Agent Awesome, this is Agent Symphonic Rainbows. Rendezvous in front of Hot Topic, five minutes. Agent Black Dragon, hold your position."
"Roger that."
"Agent Schizophrenic Skittles or something, this is Agent Awesome."
"Symphonic Rainbows, Gil."
"Shut up Black Dildo!"
"Agent Awesome, what do you need?"
"Oh, yeah. The other two members of the Bad Friends Trio are currently flirting with a large group of girls and are kinda in my way."
"Go around them idiot!"
"Oh right."
"Agent Black Dragon, do you still have a lock on the target?"
"Yes. Target SuFin is still within Spencer's. AND HOLY CRAP, new target Vable also…in Spencer's… holding a Victoria's Secret bag…"
"A-Agent Black Dragon, this is Agent Symphonic Rainbows. Hot Topic currently has a sale on the cutest fricken MLP shirt I have ever seen! That scarf is cute too…"
"Agent Symphonic Rainbows, Agent Awesome just bought you a scarf."
"…I did? And since when did your slut friend become a target?"
"Agent Black Dragon, do you currently have your weapon ready and locked onto Target Vable?"
"Indeed, they just left Spencer's. Permission to fire?"
"Yes."
"Woot, lock and load, bitches. And, BOOM HEADSHOT. Oh get over it Sam, it's just a nerf dart."
"Agent Black Dragon, weren't those Velcro darts?"
"O-oh yea. That's gonna be fun to pull out of her hair…oh Jordan don't do it for her-! What did I tell you? You knew she was gonna claw you…"
"Agent Awesome, this is Agent Symphonic Rainbows. WHERE ARE YOU?"
"I'm here!"
"Oh, there you are. Agent Black Dragon, we will rendezvous at your current location in five minutes, where is your current position?"
"A very large, very fake potted plant in the middle of the hallway containing Spencer's."
"Copy that."
I set the walkie-talkie down and adjusted my shades. Lying prone with a nerf gun in a potted plant was only fun when you got to watch Tino and Berwald through the scope. Haruka and Gilbert better get here with that intel fast. And by intel, I mean food. And by food, I mean my cheese and jalapeno soft pretzel.
I pulled out my phone and sent a text to Sam, who had no idea where I was.
Emily: WHERE ARE YOU?
Sam: OMG I'm so sorry I skipped out on you. mall with Jordan
Emily: You skipped out on BACON with me to go to the mall with Jordan
Sam: …yep. XD some idiot shot me with one of those Velcro nerf darts!
Emily: oh, that must suck…
I grinned and shot another one, lodging it in the back of her curly blond mane.
Sam: GAH bitch just shot me again! Whoa, why is ruka with gilbert?
Emily: stop texting me and kiss your boyfriend he looks pissed.
Luckily she actually did, and I was able to snag my pretzel from Ruka as she walked by.
"Agent Symphonic Rainbows, this is Agent Black Dragon. Get away from Agent Awesome and look inconspicuous."
"Gotcha."
"This is Agent Awesome, what does inconspicuous mean?"
"The opposite of what you are doing now, fucktard."
"Shut up Agent… Roasted Black Dinosaur or whatever the fuck your name is!"
"You guys are gonna get caught. Fire again, target Vable looks too happy making out over there."
"Rodger that. BOOM HEADSHOT!"
"U-uh, Agent Black Dragon, target Vable is approaching…!"
"No shit, Sherlock! Distract them or I'm screwed."
"Uh, okay. OOH LOOK AN AWESOME PONY!"
Sam gasped and spun around, knocking Jordan clean over. "WHERE?" I grabbed my gun slipped out of the bush, landing with ninja skills on the floor. I heard Haruka walk over and greet Sam, and I motioned for Gilbert.
"What?" He hissed. I grinned and shoved the gun into his hands and pushed him in the bush. Standing I brushed myself off and pushed my shades to the top of my head. While only Haruka was looking I strode into Game Stop and fascinated myself in the demo 3DS.
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"Agent Black Dragon, this is Agent Symphonic Rainbows. I AM AWESOME."
"This is Agent Awesome, and I agree with Agent Synthesized Bowties. I don't have a hand print on my face. But I do have a cheese and jalapeno pretzel!"
"Agent Awesome, if you eat that you will have a hand print on your face."
"This Agent Symphonic Rainbows, target SuFin is currently en route to the pretzel stand, target Vable is currently swapping spit on that bench right there as if nothing happened."
"This Agent Black Dragon, rendezvous in the Game Stop."
"Time allotted?"
"Get your ass over here NOW Gil."
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