Me: Okay guys, if you thought the last two chapters where crazy… you won't be able to stand this one! It's crazy to the MAX…or at least…'till the NEXT chapter….

Danny Muse: I'M CRAZY :D

Me: You're telling me!

Danny Muse: I AM?

Me: *face-palm* Just…just read the chapter readers… while I deal with my Danny Muse…

Danny Muse: HEY!


Chapter 3

"HEY FRUIT-LOOP! HEY FRUIT-LOOP!" Danny shouted as he ran up to Vlad with his black hair flung behind him, before he attempted to skid to a stop, but the snow he had previously created caused him to slip and run right into Vlad, and the two of them to toppled over. He cackled as he rolled on the ground. Vlad sighed and stood back up from the snow covered ground and brushed the snow off of himself before turning to the hysterical Danny, who was currently licking the ground.

"Daniel, my name is VLAD or PLASMIUS if you will. It most certainly is NOT Fruit-Loop! Now would you go sit down and be a GOOD boy, so that way your sister, friends, and I can find away to make you not so… loopy hmm?" Vlad said rolling his eyes as he gestured to the 3 other teens who were sitting around a table, brainstorming ideas on how to get Danny back to normal.

"But Fruit-Loop I-" Danny started.

"VLAD." Vlad interrupted.

"But Fruity-Vlad," Danny cried and Vlad pinched the bridge of his nose but let it slide, "
I drew you a picture!" Danny held out a picture to Vlad, and Vlad sighed as he looked at it.

It was a picture of Vlad kissing Fruit-Loops.

"That's lovely Daniel" Vlad said handing the picture back to Danny as he rolled his eyes.

"NO! YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT!" Danny cried as he waved his hands around.

"Fine!" Vlad said as he tried to shove the picture into his pocket, but was stopped by Danny.

"NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HANG IT ON THE FRIDGE!" Danny shouted as he dragged Vlad to the kitchen, oblivious to the fact that Jazz, Sam, and Tucker where just about dying of laughter.

"Honestly Daniel is this really necessary?" Vlad said exasperated.

"YES!" Danny shouted.

"You are acting like a 5 year old Daniel! You are 14 for the love of cheese!" Vlad cried. Danny turned around and gave Vlad a death glare as his eyes flashed green.

"PUT. IT. ON. THE. FRIDGE. NOW." Danny demanded.

"No Daniel! I will NOT put that RIDICULOUS drawing on my fridge!" Vlad shouted, but apparently that was the wrong thing to say and Danny slowly turned into his ghost form and glared at Vlad.

"WHAT did you just say about my picture!" He shouted.

"I SAID it was RIDICULOUS!" Vlad said in retaliation. Danny let out an unearthly growl and flung himself at Vlad, pinning him to the ground. Vlad looked up at Danny in horror as he froze Vlad's wrists and ankles to the ground.

"Don't you DARE call my picture ridiculous! DO YOU HEAR ME FRUITY-VLAD? NEVER!" Danny cried as he shook Vlad as violently as he could while Vlad was restrained in his icy hand cuffs.

"FINE! I absolutely LOVE your drawing Daniel!" Vlad cried out in frustration.

"Will you hang it on the fridge?" Danny asked hopefully.

"SURE! WHY NOT!" Vlad said angrily, but the sarcasm flew right over Danny's head and he released Vlad from the ice and handed him the picture. Vlad sighed and hung it up on the fridge. Danny smiled and sat on the ground, staring proudly at his picture as he changed back to Danny Fenton. Vlad pinched the bridge of his nose and walked back out to Jazz, Sam, and Tucker who where barely containing their laughter.

"Not. One. Word." Vlad said flatly and the four of them sat at the table, to brainstorm. "You don't happen to have the weapon that you shot him with do you Jasmine?"

"Actually I do." Jazz said as she pulled out the device.

"hmm… well I think I may be able to make a device to counteract the after-effects of the ecto-blast, but you three will have to keep Daniel busy while I do so." Vlad said.

"How long is THAT going to take?" Tucker asked as he pulled out his PDA, taking record of almost everything said.

"About a day and a half." Vlad replied.

"WHAT!" The three children exclaimed at once.

"YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY EXPECT US TO DEAL WITH DANNY LIKE THIS FOR A DAY AND A HALF!" Sam exclaimed.

"He already broke one of my PDAs!" Tucker wailed.

"HE IS CRAZIER THAN-THAN-I DON'T EVEN KNOW!" Jazz exclaimed as she waved her hands about.

"Well you three will HAVE to take care of him while he is like this, because I KNOW I will not be able to watch him AND create the device at the same time." Vlad said.

"Well… you have a point." Jazz sighed.

"Okay… we should probably take him home… your parents aren't home right?" Sam asked Jazz.

"Thankfully." Jazz replied.

"Well let's go get him." Tucker sighed and the three teens walked into the kitchen, and stood open mouthed at what they saw.

Danny was shooting ecto-blast after ecto-blast at Vlad's toaster.

"What are you doing Danny…?" Jazz asked confused.

"I. FREAKING. HATE. STUPID. GOOD. FOR. NOTHING. TOAST!" He cried as he threw the toaster out the window. Vlad sighed from the other room, not even bothering to see what other thing that Danny had managed to destroy of his.

"Common Danny… we are going to take you home…okay?" Sam said as she grabbed Danny's hand, while he started laughing manically as they left the house.

"I know I'm going to regret asking, but what is so funny Danny?" Tucker asked.

"CORN!" Danny shouted as he made his way into the Fenton Assault Vehicle.

"Corn?" The three other teens asked in confusion.

"CORN! BUAHHAHAHAH! CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN…." Danny shouted on the way back and Sam hit Tucker in the arm as hard as she could for asking why Danny was laughing.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY SHUT- UP DANNY!" Sam cried hitting her head on the wall of the F.A.V.

"Why?" Danny asked looking at her confused.

"BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE ANNOYING THAN A SCREAMING CAT SCRATCHING IT'S NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!" Sam cried as she waved her hands about.

"Fruity-Vlad needs a cat." Danny said.

"Mhmmm." Tucker said, figuring if he tried engaging Danny in conversation, it would prevent him from screaming about corn again.

"Want to know what else Fruity- Vlad needs?" Danny asked with a mischievous grin.

"Uhh…" Sam and Tucker said, not sure what they should say.

"CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN CORNY CORN CORN…." Danny exclaimed. Sam and Tucker face-palmed and plugged their ears the entire way back while Jazz sighed from the front seat, hoping that Vlad finished the invention to cure Danny…FAST.