A/N: I felt bad about my last Suika being so sad and so serious, that I wanted to be silly for this one. I don't think I'm good at humor, but maybe you have a different idea of how funny I am (or am not for that matter). So please, leave a review, tell me how my driving (writing) is. This is AU, and has some Sasuke bashing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or make a profit from this.

"Give it back." Karin growled, her arms covering her bare chest. She couldn't seem to berate herself enough for wearing a bathing suit with a tie instead of a straps, this had been bound to happen.

"Come and get it!" Suigetsu dangled the bathing suit high above her head, even if she uncovered herself she wasn't going to get it. Damn his tall genes.

"I hate you." Karin sighed and started for the house, trying to cover her breasts with her arms the best that she could.

"Aww, Karin, you're no fun." Suigetsu pouted. Sakura threw a huge ball at him and hit him in the face, while Ino retrieved the bathing suit top for Karin and handed it to Sakura. Juugo was staying the hell out of it, and Sasuke had fallen asleep in a lounge chair, his usually pale skin turned light scarlet by the sun's burn. The others had yet to arrive, much to Suigetsu's irritation.

Sakura slipped inside, to give Karin her bathing suit back, and meanwhile, Ino chewed Suigetsu out.

"How would you like it if she pantsed you?" Ino yelled, causing Suigetsu to blush. "I mean... I hear that you're compensating for something..." She dodged Suigetsu's grab to pull her into the pool and glanced at Sasuke. So far, no one had woken Sasuke to tell him he was burning, and everyone seemed alright with that.

When Karin slipped back out the door, she was no longer wearing her skimpy little tie on bikini. She had stolen a much less revealing green one piece from Sakura and was wearing that instead.

She smirked as Suigetsu frowned, his fun was over and hers was just beginning.

Karin ran towards the pool and did a cannonball right in front of Suigetsu, splashing him in the face. Suigetsu wiped the water out of his eyes, he loved water but the pH stung in this pool.

"Bitch!" Suigetsu glared at her as she surfaced, grinning at him.

"Oh you're such a stupid little boy." Karin hissed. "You untie my bathing suit, and then you get mad when I get you back. You're a sore loser."

"You know what?" Suigetsu hauled himself out of the pool, and Karin followed him. Suigetsu could barely control his smirk. He turned on her and kissed her hard, causing all the girls – and Juugo – to gawk.

When Suigetsu pulled away, Karin practically in shock, he grabbed Karin and jumped in the pool.

Everyone shook their heads, except for Sasuke, who woke up to very red skin.

Payback is a bitch. And Suigetsu and Karin's cycles of payback may never end.

A/N: Short one, but I like it. What did you think?