Me: Well you will never guess what… My Danny muse escaped from my basement, and he beat me up for taking so long to update. -_-

Danny Muse: YOU HAD IT COMING FOR YA YOU INSANE FRUIT-LOOP!

Me: Oh yeah…I'm the insane one…

Danny Muse: YUP!

Me: -_-

Danny Muse: Didn't you want to say something to the readers oh dear Fruit-Lord?

Me: Oh yeah! I just thought you would like to know that that part where I talk about an eraser named Joeapher… yeah well that was based off a real life experience. I ran up to this radio announcer at a concert I went to, and proclaimed that I had a pet eraser which I named Joeapher. The guy thought I was high. XD you gotta love originality!

Danny Muse: BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Me: Anyways…here you go- the wondrous chapter 5!

Chapter 5

"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, MOM, MAMA, MOM MO-," Danny was interrupted by his mother's scream.

"WHAT?" Maddie cried, obviously frustrated that Danny had been calling her name for the last five minutes since he had woken up, and had started screaming her name so loud he couldn't even hear her respond until she screamed bloody murder. Maddie's face became confused as Danny's broke out into a goofy grin.

"Guess what mom?" Danny said, smiling mischievously as Maddie and Jack looked at him with confusion. Sam, Tucker, and Jazz however, saw the tell-tale signs of what Danny was about to do, and tried to stop him, but alas they were too late. Maddie had responded to her son.

"What Danny?" Maddie asked with confusion, and only moments later the inevitable occurred.

"CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN…." Danny continued to chant. Maddie and Jack looked at him with confusion while Sam, Tucker, and Jazz simply groaned. Maddie turned to the three teens while Jack simply starred at Danny, scratching his head in confusion.

"Has he done this before?" Maddie asked.

"This is like, the third time." Sam said as she rubbed her temples.

"…But why 'corn'?" Maddie asked with confusion.

"We have NO idea." Tucker said shaking his head. Suddenly, Danny stopped screaming about corn and screamed something that made the three other teen's blood run cold.

"I'm goin' ghost!" Danny cried and raised his hands above his head. Sam gasped and without thinking ran right into the halfa before he could begin his transformation.

"Oh sorry Danny," Sam said falsely as she stood up, "I tripped." Tucker and Jazz sighed in relief at the averted crisis.

"Why did he say 'goin' ghost'?" Jack asked suspiciously, while Maddie gave the three the same questioning look. Meanwhile, Danny lay on the ground, flapping his hands like a bird as he sang the 'Star Spangled Banner'.

"OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE…." Danny sang.

"Well… you know, he isn't exactly in his right state of mind right now…" Sam started.

"Yeah…it's not like he's a ghost or anything… That would just be stupid!" Jazz laughed nervously, and yelped as Tucker kicked her absent-mindedly in the shin.

"….I guess so…" Maddie said, still slightly suspicious, but all traces of suspicion where gone from Jack's face as he immaturely started singing the 'Star Spangled Banner' with Danny.

"BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT," Jack sang, alternating lines with Danny.

"WHAT'S SO PROUDLY WE HAILED," Danny sang.

"AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAS-" Jack was interrupted by Danny.

"CHICKENS!" Danny cried.

"Huh?" Jack asked with confusion.

"CORNY FREAKING CHICKENS EATHING YOUR BEEFY SOUL!" Danny exclaimed.

"HEY! I do NOT have a beefy soul!" Jack exclaimed.

"YES YOU DO!" Danny cried.

"DO NOT!"

"DO TOO!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO TOO!"

"LIAR!"

"SHUT-UP YOU BEEFY SOUL!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"IN THE NAME THAT IS ALL GOOD AND HOLY WILL YOU TWO SHUT-UP!" Maddie cried out in frustration, while Sam, Jazz, and Tucker tried not to burst out laughing. Tucker managed to even record some of the conversation with his PDA, before Sam noticed him recording and snatched it out of his hand, and shoved it into her pocket as Tucker cried out in protest at his beloved PDA being taken from his grasp.

Danny turned to look at his mother who had just yelled out in frustration, as Jack looked down at the ground in shame. Danny then gave one of his almost creepy smiles.

"I would…BUT I DON'T WANT TO BUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Danny laughed and ran out of the room, with Maddie in hot pursuit.

"DANIEL JAMES FENTON, YOU GET YOUR BUTT BACK OVER HERE RIGHT NOW MISTER!" Maddie exclaimed, but found that her son was too fast and soon found herself out of breath as Danny decided that it would be a wondrous time to jump on the couch. Danny laughed as he lifted off the ground as he jumped, and began singing.

"NOW I'M FRREEEEE…. FREE FALLING!" Danny sang as he fell to the ground laughing. Jack, Sam, Tucker, and Jazz ran into the room after they noticed that Danny was done running around the house like a maniac.

"Now all of you I have got you guys a story to tell you…" Danny started as everyone looked at him in confusion. Danny only took a deep breath and prepared to tell his family and friends what-to him- was a very important story.

"Okay…so there once was the guy and he was like, a fruit-loop. Then I saw this fruit-loop and I was like dude…why are you so fruity? Like then the fruit-loop hated me, so he decided to take away my pet eraser named Joeapher, and killed it. That made me like SOOOO mad. The End." Danny looked up at his loved one's smiling, hoping that they all enjoyed his wonderful story, and they all looked at Danny as though he had grown a second head.

"Did you like it?" Danny asked hopefully, but everyone continued to stare at him like 'O.O'.

"WHY WON'T ALL YOU BANNANA FUDGE CAKES ANSWER MY FREAKING QUESTION!" Danny yelled in frustration.

"FUDGE!" Jack yelled, and stopped only when everyone else gave him murderous glares.

"Sorry Danny…the story was lovely." Maddie said as she plastered on a smile, while everyone else did the same. Danny smiled a big smile and laughed as he flopped down on the ground. Everyone sighed as they looked at the practically insane Danny.

Vlad Masters laughed loudly as he watched the young Daniel from one of his many spy cameras he had positioned at the Fenton household. This was beyond priceless. Not only did he get to see Daniel make a fool of himself, but Jack as well? Priceless.

Vlad turned the invention with which he was supposed to be 'repairing'… but he knew he had no need to. The gun had come with a 'reverse' switch…only the boy's friends where too bull-headed to look for one, and the boy's parents where too preoccupied with the insane Danny to remember something as insignificant as a reverse button.

So yes, Vlad would get to enjoy the next 24 hours, watching something better than cable…before he got to pretend to be the good guy and give Daniel his sanity back- which would obviously earn him brownie points from Maddie. Vlad smiled malevolently as he turned once again to watch the screen, just in time to hear Daniel attempt to sing Brittney Spears' song "Toxic." Vlad laughed at the expense of his young rival, as he started to dance as well. Ah yes, the benefits of being an evil genius.