A/N: This is an extra for the week, which I probably won't do every week. I just had a span-all one-shot collections idea and I wanted desperately to use it. Also, for those people who talked about Naruto and Karin flirtation with me, this is for you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or make any profit from this.
Suigetsu was sure Karin was doing this to get a rise out of him.
She slunk closer to Naruto, purring innuendos and smiling seductively. Sakura and Suigetsu stood nearby, within hearing distance and were keeping up a quiet conversation.
"She never does this while you're not here." Sakura reported, running her hand through her cotton candy locks. "If you would just make a move on her, she wouldn't do this anymore. And I wouldn't have to worry about my boyfriend cheating on me with her."
"She's not that serious about scaring me." Suigetsu rolled his lilac eyes. "It'll taper off when she gets bored."
"No, it won't." Sakura sighed. "Take it from a girl, she'll keep going as far as she needs to get you. If she has to jump Naruto's bones here and now, she will."
"Come on, give me a kiss, blondie." Karin whined, stroking Naruto's face lightly. "It'll be fun, I hear you've never been kissed by anyone other than Sasuke."
"See what I mean?" Sakura shook her head. "She's dead set on making you notice her."
Suigetsu was suddenly very happy that Taka had split, because if Karin had done that to Sasuke, then she would've been dead.
"Just one kiss..." Karin smiled at Naruto again. "And then we can move on to... other things."
"Alright, redhead, you're coming with me." Suigetsu grabbed Karin by looping an arm around her and dragging her away.
"You're no fun." Karin huffed, but she didn't fight his grip. If she thrashed, he would just increase his strength and then she could get hurt. Hell, he had accidentally broken a few of her ribs before doing that.
"You know what?" Suigetsu sat her on a bench and leaned down in front of her. "You know what, Karin?" He repeated.
"What?" Anger rose in Karin's throat, and she glared at him. "Just say it."
"If you wanted a kiss so badly, you could've just asked me!" With that, without giving her a chance to argue, Suigetsu swooped in and kissed her.
After that, there was no more begging unimportant boys for kisses. Karin's lips were off limits to anyone other than Suigetsu.
A/N: There should still be an update next week, no worries. And if you saw someone called the wrong gender, please tell me. In the first draft I called Suigetsu a girl four or five times... that hair... Anyway! What did you think?