Me: HEY READERS! Okay thank you ALL for the amazing suggestions, and I think that I managed to fit every single one of them into this. Now, I think that I am going to only do two more chapters to this story, so if you have any more ideas I NEED them! I know the main idea of what is going to happen, but I need some crazy ideas for Danny!

Danny Muse: CRAZY LIKE FRUIT-LOOPS?

Me: CRAZY LIKE FRUIT-LOOPS!

Danny Muse: CRAZY LIKE FRUIT-LOOPS KISSING VLAD?

Me: CRAZY LIKE VLAD KISSING FRUIT LOOPS!

Danny Muse: So like REALLY crazy?

Me: Yuppers! Okay guys enjoy this chapter and PLEASE REVIEW!

Danny Muse: REVIEW ALL YOU FRUIT-LOOPS! REVIEW!

Chapter 7

The next morning came far too early for Sam and Tucker, and as common knowledge states, a sleep deprived Sam is a very dangerous thing. Danny already had to turn himself intangible twice to avoid her tirade, but Tucker made the mistake of murmuring to himself that Sam was even crazier than Danny, and he now donned a nice bruise on his left shoulder. Danny laughed at this and barely avoided a similar fate from Sam, and evaded her fist by flying down the stairs at a steady speed of 100mph…unfortunately, Danny had to swerve to avoid his sister who walked directly in his way with her nose stuck inside of a physiology book, and he ended up running into a wall.

"OWCHIE!" Danny screamed as he pulled himself out of the Danny sized hole in the wall. Immediately footsteps where heard from upstairs as Maddie and Jack made their way downstairs to see what the commotion was about. When they arrive downstairs, Jack burst out laughing at Danny as he attempted to shake the drywall off of himself, but Maddie only looked at him with wide eyes.

"How the HECK did Danny manage to break through the drywall!" Maddie cried. Sam, Tucker, and Jazz exchanged glances, and Sam sighed when it became apparent that she would have to make up the lie like always, since both Jazz and Tucker lacked any skill in the subject. She was just grateful that Danny wasn't in his Phantom form currently; that would make this lie a whole lot harder to conjure up.

"Well Mrs. F," Sam started, "Danny…he…um…fell down the stairs… and…uh…went…through…the drywall?" Sam finished lamely.

Okay maybe she wasn't so good at lying.

Maddie looked at Sam suspiciously.

"He fell down the stairs, and went completely through the drywall?" Maddie said raising an eyebrow.

"Um…yup," Sam smiled.

"NO I DIDN'T!" Danny cried and Tucker kicked him in the leg, "OWCHIE!"

"You didn't Danny? Then what happened?" Maddie asked suspiciously. The three other teens could only watch and pray for a miracle.

"Well there was like this block of evil cheese… and it kept chasing me Mom! And I was all like DUDE quit chasing me and he was all like 'no' so I tried to eat him, but then this rabid dog showed up and tried to eat the cheese first, and I was like 'NO YOU DON'T YOU STUPID MUTT' so I like tried to steal the cheese back, but the dog ate my pants and then I like had to get another pair, and by the time I got back the dog had eaten all the cheese! I was like SO angry! So I tried to push him down the stairs, but then the dog pushed me down the stairs instead Mom! The End." Danny looked up at his mother with the most serious face he could muster, and Maddie face palmed.

"So," Maddie sighed, "he fell down the stairs?"

"Yes." Sam, Tucker, and Jazz said at once.

"Okay, Danny are you okay?" Maddie asked Danny.

"HOW CAN I BE OKAY? That dog ate my cheese!" Danny cried.

"He's fine." Tucker, Jazz, and Sam said together.

"Okay, let's get some breakfast okay?" Maddie said.

"FOOD," Jack cried and ran to the kitchen, "can we have fudge? Please!" Maddie sighed and followed her husband into the kitchen to prepare breakfast, leaving Sam, Tucker, Danny, and Jazz alone in the living room, along with a large pile of drywall.

"Broom ninja! I'm a broom ninja! Don't throw TVs at the fruit-loops! Cherries, in chicken soup! That's what goes with chicken soup! I'm a broom ninja! Broom ninja! HELLO! Wanna know what goes with soup? CHERRIES! CHERRIES! Ninja! Kitties are fluffy and like CHERRIES! BROOM NINJA!" Danny sang.

"You're a what?" Tucker asked in confusion.

"BROOM NINJA!" Danny laughed.

"What the fudge is a broom ninja?" Sam cried.

"BROOM NINJA!"

"Just be thankful he's not saying-" Jazz started.

"CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORNY, CORN, CORN…"

"SOMBODY RUN A STEAK THROUGH MY HEART!" Sam cried in frustration.

"STEAK!" Jack cried form in the kitchen.

"Y'all are so ungrateful of my awesome corn. 'Ya wanna know what? I'm gonna go find someone who appreciates the wonders of corn… so yeah take that fruit-loops. Take that." Danny screamed at the three other teens and ran out the front door. Sam cursed loudly before running after him, followed by both Tucker and Jazz.

"DANNY! DANNY WHERE ARE YOU? DANNY?" Jazz called out as they made their way down the streets.

"HOLY BANNANA FUDGE CAKES DANNY! COME OUT!" Sam cried.

"Banana fudge cakes… Man Sam you really have some really weird cuss words," Tucker laughed.

"Shut it Tucker," Sam snapped, before she and Tucker resumed calling out for Danny.

The three of them searched for about five minutes before they found Danny… but once they did they wished they didn't.

Danny had turned his entire body invisible except for his head, and was currently sneaking up on Dash Baxter. The three teens could only watch in horror.

Danny crept up on Dash until he was directly behind him, and then screamed, "BOO!"

"AHH WHAT THE HECK-" Dash turned around about to yell at the loser who dared to scare him, but then his eyes laid upon the disembodied head of Daniel Fenton. "HOLY CRAP," Dash screamed, "DON'T KILL ME YOU…YOU THING!" Dash screamed and started to run as if his life depended on it. Danny laughed and allowed his entire body to return visibility. Tucker laughed and Sam turned around to see that he had been videotaping the entire thing again, and she stole his PDA once more. Tucker whined in protest, but knew that it was a losing fight.

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY FRUIT-LOOPS IN THE THIRD GRADE YOU FRUIT-LOOP!" Danny screamed and the trio of sane teenagers simply grabbed him by the wrists as they dragged him home.

The three knew that Danny owed them BIG TIME when he regained his sanity.