Some people have a normal life. Some people even have normal friends and a normal family. Some people have a normal high school life, and a normal job. Some people have this sort of amazing god-forsaken life…. But no not me.
I'm stuck with the freaks.
It doesn't help that my parents made me work in a gay bar. Yes, my parents do want me to become gay. My twin Roxas has been gay his whole life and they want us to be gay incest loving sluts. But no, thank god, we are not.
I took a deep breath and walked into the gay strip club. I don't pay attention to the shows and don't touch the guys, in order to prove to my parents that you can work in a gay bar and be straight. Sadly, this guy at my work named Axel, intends on proving me wrong.
Instantly a bell rang making me take off my shirt showing off my muscles. I'm skinny, with some muscles proving I'm not a pushover, and only about 5'4 but still growing. Axel wrapped his arms around me and brushed his happy member against me. I shoved him away and glared.
"Come on, you have to admit you like the feel…" Axel laughed and jerked his waist slightly. I turned away from him just as Namine entered. I smiled and waved at her earning the same reaction in return. She's my favorite customer for the simple fact that she knows I'm straight, accepts that fact, and is rooting for me.
"Axel bugging you again?" She asked with an apologetic smile. I nodded and scowled at him as he flexed for me. Sure the guy had some muscle but he wasn't as buff as Leon or Cloud. I liked that though. Suddenly my phone began to ring. I picked it up instantly hearing Cloud and Sephiroth on speaker on the other end.
"Sora, we would like to offer you a job." Cloud said on the other end. I could hear Seph smirking but I said nothing for a moment.
"Wait but I'm making a stand for what I believe in here!" I cried making both Axel and Namine look at me curiously.
"We understand this, closeted fag, but in our job we're offering you… it'll be more of a challenge here then there. I can assure you that much." Sephiroth laughed evilly on the other end.
"Please, dear god, tell me that that fucked up freak is not my boss." I whispered into the phone. Seph laughed and then a hitting sound was heard.
"I'll be your supervisor. He owns the company but he won't be visiting you that often." Cloud informed me allowing me to sigh in relief. Thank god…
"Does this mean you accept?" Sephiroth asked making me smile. As long as I get away from Axel, I'm in!
"Course! Cloud, pick me up after school tomorrow and show me around. I'll start whenever you're ready!" I grinned ready to get away. I don't care what I have to do with them. Cloud will go easy on me and apparently Sephiroth is around often so I can just play dumb then.
"You're getting a new job?" Namine asked.
"You're still in school?" Axel cried.
I looked at them both and sighed. I'm gonna miss Namine but 'so long' Axel! "I'm working for Cloud and Sephiroth at their porn company, and yes I'm in high school in my junior year." I informed them then walked up to my boss. Xemnas looked at me in annoyance but I just smirked at him. "I quit."
When I got outside I texted Roxas to get him to pick me up, sadly I have a feeling he's tied up with his boyfriend. He's either with Demyx or Riku. Maybe both. Axel was outside in less than a minute with an arm around my waist. "Guess what I just got?" He asked me as I shoved the bastard off of me.
"What?" I asked hoping my twin would get here soon. Instantly he leaned in close so his mouth was just an inch from mine. I glared at the jerk and waited for his reply. He moved so that his lips were at my ear.
"Cloud and Sephiroth just offered me a job at their company." Axel whispered making my eyes widen in shock as my brother honked the car behind me. I turned around and ran to my brother, as tears of shock and horror filled my eyes.
"What's wrong?" Roxas asked clutching the wheel so tightly that his knuckles were white. My brother always disapproved of me working in a gay bar. He tries to protect my innocence as much as possible which worked. I have absolutely no idea how gay sex is done. I don't understand what the heck people are talking about when someone says they just bought strawberry lube.
I'm innocent, I tell you.
With Axel… I have a feeling he won't mind teaching me all these things. "I have a new job… in an office. Sad to say Axel is going to be working there too." I muttered making Roxas scowl. My brother is still trying to maintain my innocence. I doubt I'll be able to keep it for very long.
"I'm going to kill that son of a bitch." Roxas informed me blankly. I looked over at him for a moment then nodded. I would too. Sadly I can't. I have work on Monday. I smiled at this thought. Cloud and Sephiroth make a lot of money… Just think of how much money I could make! I work so much harder than either of them!
I began to drool thinking of what I'll use my money for… so much CANDY!!!!! Roxas looked over at me and smiled. "Just keep thinking those innocent thoughts while I kill the stupid bastard." He said soothingly. I continued to think these happy thoughts until we parked in a gun shop's lot. I scowled at my brother. "I'll just be two seconds!" Roxas informed me a little too happily.