I walked into our house feeling a bit annoyed at the fact that my brother insisted on buying a machine gun. He used his fake I.D. and now he's got one. I sighed and rolled my eyes. "I'm protecting your innocence, one bullet at a time!" Roxas shouted with a mad look in his eyes.

"Yea and you're dating all the guys in the world, one flirt at a time." I retorted and walked up to my room slamming the door behind me. I wasn't mad or anything. I was just slamming the disgusting purple door, it needs to feel pain. My parents colored my room purple and made Roxas's pink. Neither of us liked it.

Roxas prefers my room and I prefer black. In order to compromise… our parents are making us share a room. I don't see how this is compromising but they threatened to ground me if we don't sleep in the same room. Stupid homo-lovers.

I walked into the room feeling a bit… sick? Yep. I'll be in an office where people distribute porn across the nation, with Axel somewhere in the building. Suddenly my door opened making me turn around only to be thrown to the ground in a tight hug.

"I heard we'll be working together!" Yuffie cried happily pinning me to the ground with her huge grin and bright dark eyes. I blinked at her for a moment then smiled as well.

"Yes! Please protect me, great ninja Yuffie!" I pleaded and held onto her shoulders tightly, her eyes widened a bit then she smirked. She jumped up with her fist in front of her face, as though making an oath.

"I promise to do my best to protect Sora from whatever scares him about this job! Now what're you scared of, kid?" She asked with another flash of her amazing smile. I coughed into my hand, not sure how to start.

"Um… a perverted guy named Axel will be working with us… and I don't want him to do anything uncomfortable or awkward with me." I mumbled. She pouted and lifted my chin so I was looking at her determined features.

"Don't worry! I'll protect you from the fiend who loves little boys like yourself! He won't be putting lube on anywhere near you!" Yuffie declared making my brother storm in as I tilted my head to the side curiously.

"What's lube?" I asked as Roxas pointed the machine gun at the woman before me. She winked and stuck her tongue out at Roxas, before jumping out my window and running to her motorcycle. We both watched her drive off.

"Maintain your innocence and forget that word." Roxas growled and left our room angrily. He was obviously upset that he couldn't use his gun just yet. I sighed once again and crashed onto my bed. My phone began to ring then but I ignored it and sat up looking at the screen. It's hard to ignore the ringtone 'Sexy back'.

I picked it up knowing what would happen if I don't. "Hello?" I asked into the phone. No one spoke for a moment then Kadaj smirked. I still remember the day he threatened to rape me if I didn't have that as his ringtone. I didn't want Roxas to kill the guy so I allowed it… hoping he would never call me.

"Hello baby." He cheered on the other line. I blinked and smiled knowing Kadaj is always like this.

"What's up, Kadaj?" I asked with a soft smile. If my brother found out I was talking to this guy then he would trace the call, track the guy down, and make sure there's nothing remaining. I flinched at the thought.

"I heard something… amazing!" I hesitated with the phone in my hand. If he's going to spazz about some perverted nonsense then I'll have to let Roxas murder him. "You're working with me! Our desks are right next to each other!"

I blinked in surprise then dropped the phone and jumped away. "Holy Crap! Holy mother of Crap! What the hell am I going to do!" I screamed as flash backs of working with Kadaj filled my mind. There was an instance where I was apparently almost raped. (He had tried to become my nurse at my middle school, but Roxas beat the crap out of him walking in on our appointment.)

I thought about Halloween when Kadaj dressed up as my old crush Kairi… she was so mad when she found out I thought he was her and that we kissed. That ended my chances of ever dating her. I sighed and thought about her for a moment longer. An almost lover… oh well. I'll just flirt with Namine and hopefully that gets me somewhere.

I glanced over at my phone and could hear Kadaj spazzing. I picked it up and hung up on the freak then searched through my contacts for Namine. To my surprise… Axel was in my phonebook. I glared at the number then called it. In just one ring he picked up. "Hey sexy!" Axel grinned on the other line. I almost puked when I heard the fucktard's voice.

"Why do I have your number?" I asked slowly with the darkest voice I could manage. Roxas entered my room then and looked at me curiously. I'm not normally pissed off while I'm on the phone. Normally I'm talking to a girl, Leon, Cloud, Tifa (woman not girl), or him. If my parents call I ignore it and pretend I was busy.

"I was bored so I put it in your phone. Got my number memorized yet?" He smirked. I gagged and glared at the phone in my hand.

"You bastard." I growled making Roxas steal the phone from me. His eyes widened incredibly at Axel's response. Then he smiled maniacally.

"Axel… this is Roxas." My brother said in a sickeningly sweet voice. "You just tried to phone rape my brother but I was able to take the phone just in time. I'm using the tracer in my room to trace every call that comes in on this phone. I will kill you."

I shivered and backed up out of the room. Holy crap my brother is scary.