I walked out of my school feeling a little happy today. Riku and Kairi were normal which is good. They're my only glimpse of normal. When I got outside a limo waited for me; Sephiroth leaning against the car with a smug smirk on his face. "You ready to find out what you're getting into?" Seph asked making me nod with a pale face.

I got into the limo and freaked out when I saw Tifa leaning into the cooler getting a beer. I reached out for one too but she hit me with hers then flicked the lid so it wouldn't spray all over her. "It's been a while, Sora." She smiled and nodded to Seph.

"Ignore her and focus on me, your boss." Sephiroth said simply making me look at him for a moment. I stared then nodded and glanced out the window noticing that the driver was currently speeding and going through red lights. No one seemed to notice or care.

I decided this was best.

No one should act strange about something that seems so normal for someone else. This is the fact that I reasoned with. I found forty-five flaws with my idea before we parked. The building we stopped at was huge. Twin tower huge. Of course that means that terrorists could easily destroy it with a plane. Terrorists would most likely want to at least buy a few copies before finally crashing their plane.

We entered swiftly. People bowed their heads and silenced their conversation when they noticed Sephiroth. It was as though they actually respected him…. Feared would be way more logical. I noticed a creepy guy with long black hair and red eyes. He stared at me for a moment then turned around and walked away.

Did he have a pocket full of pens..? (yes Vincent is the creepy guy at work (Dane Cook)). Suddenly someone jumped me from behind and began hugging me tightly. Before I could even see who it was, Tifa walked forward and elbowed the guy in the neck and then punched him in the gut. The guy flew into the wall.

"Oh hey there Axel." Tifa smiled. I looked over at Axel then at Tifa. A huge grin covered my face. BODYGUARD!!!!

Sephiroth looked at my smile then at Axel on the ground. After that he turned to Tifa. "Don't guard Sora anymore." He said simply. She nodded with a smile.

"Alright sir!" She said and turned away walking to the elevators, abandoning me. I glared at Seph harshly.

"Do you want me to quit?" I asked angrily. He just smiled at me and patted my head.

"Don't you have a point you want to prove to your parents?" He retorted making me shut up and wait for his instructions.

Instantly Aerith walked up to him with a smile on her face and an apologetic look on his face. "Sir, your desk is on fire again." She said simply waiting for his orders. Seph nodded.

"Send Reno down here immediately and get me a new one. Black that is smooth and nice, the best they have." He ordered then motioned to me. "Get Rude down here. He'll know what to do with the noob."

Everyone abandoned me while I waited for Mr. Shades while in doors to show up. I know everyone who works here… but I'm still shocked that they all work here. My parents were ecstatic when they found out. Of course they told me not to become one of the company's stars for some reason. I'm fine with that though.

Rude showed up and led me toward the elevators. "You will be one of the many consultants for the stars and Seph. I doubt he'll listen to a kid like you. Still it's a good job and it pays well." He explained pressing floor 7 out of 99. The twin towers didn't even have that many floors. Still… this place would be great to play hide and go seek.

"Ooh look it's Sora!" Yuffie grinned and ran up to me. She picked me up and hugged me tightly with a huge grin on her face.

"Yuffie is the mailman." Rude explained making her put her hands on her hips and scowl at him.

"SEXIST!!! It's mailwoman!" She shouted angrily. I walked past them and sat down at my cubicle. I get a laptop, mini fridge, drawers on the desk and then a tissue box with disinfectant spray. I was wondering why it was a spray when I heard Axel from the elevators. Apparently he just got to our floor. I grabbed the spray and sprayed the guy in the face as he pounced for me.

Riku walked in from behind him and grinned at me. "So it looks like we'll be working together." He grinned and winked at me. I gulped remembering the time when Riku got close to raping me. Yuffie thought it'd be funny to gag me and tie up me up before tossing me onto his porch of his place then rung the doorbell ditching me.

I still don't know how I escaped.

I turned on my computer and let Rude show me how to do my job. Apparently everyone at the job has a gmail they are always on so that it'll be easier to tell each other things without having to go search for them. I was thinking that a cell would work until I realized how stupid that would be.

You don't give a rapist your number.

Pretty soon I was getting the hang of it. That's when Reno began a chat with me on gmail.

Reno- hey Sora guess wat?

Me- what?

Reno- u seriously said da full word?

Me- shut up and answer the quez

Reno- there ya go! Ur growin up!

Me- im about to block you

Reno- fine. Anyway… Roxas is not allowed to work here

Me- okay..?

Reno- it's cuz he'd protect u

Me- … who decided this?

Instant new chat from BOSS

BOSS- I did

Chat from BOSS has ended

Reno- ya there?

Me- Seph is a creeper an stalker

Reno- duh.