A/N: Truth be told, I was actually going to give you a songfic this week, because I don't do Valentine's Day. However, one of my friends didn't show up to school today, and when his other friends told me why, it sparked an idea for a shot. Not that romantic (I'm not that romantic, when it comes right down to it.) Artemis is way too OOC for my liking. I was debating posting this.

Inspirations: Jake being unable to go to school on ALL Valentines' days. Tess being forced to carry around a big teddy bear for her brother 'cause Nick's hands are full with a box of chocolates and his own homework.

Notes: Nothing against Paul McCartney. His newer songs however… I prefer the classic Beatles' stuff

Wally's POV

I sighed. No Dick-Robin- to entertain me on the worst of all holidays- hell, he even had a girlfriend on Singles' Depression Day, which in itself is depressing.

Me? I could be able to pick up a girl if I actually tried, it's just with all that lovey dovey crap, including my friends recruiting me forcefully as their messengers and bell boys for giant teddy bears, I'd rather be here at the Cave bored then a Valentine monkey for them. Take last year for example: Ryan's little sister was late to school, and so he dragged me to his locker, where he had bought a three foot tall pink stuffed bear, a twelve inch wide box of chocolates, and had brought his guitar. He had me follow him to his girlfriend's locker three times in the hopes she would be there, and finally when she was, he forced me to sit there and wait until he was done singing this god awful song- a Paul McCartney cover, I believe- and had me help her carry it out to her car. Yeah, no thanks, not again. Nothing is worse than being their monkey.

Sighing again, I stood up and made way to the kitchen, surprised to find the blonde demon sitting on the counter with a box of crackers and a jar of jelly.

"What are you looking at?" She demanded, as I walked into the room and stared at her. She scooped a bit of jelly onto the crackers, squished two together and ate the cracker sandwich.

"What are you doing here?" I ask, somewhat forcefully.

"Ah, answering a question with a question, I see." Artemis made another sandwich and munched thoughtfully on the first half. "Well, as you know, many candies these days are made with machinery that may be contaminated with peanut dust." She ate the second half, enjoying the lack of patience that I had to wait out for her to answer. "I'm allergic to peanuts, so it's kind of dangerous for me to go to school."

"And why are you eating all of the jelly that we have?"

"'cause I can't have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Besides, I'm not eating it all, I just wanted a couple." She held the jar out to me, and I took it from her.

"So no Valentine's for you?" Artemis smirked at me.

"I just don't like it." I excuse. "There's nothing wrong with being annoyed by the tramping hopeless romantics meandering the halls."

Artemis rolled her eyes and shrugged. "I guess there isn't."

A/N: Fell free to branch off your own imagination past this. This is just a tidbit for you to consider for yourself and allows creative self ingenuity