"Hey Sora, do you want to blow up Sephiroth's office with us?" Yuffie asked with a grin. Vincent, Cloud, Tifa, and Axel all looked at me expectantly while Yuffie filled me in with the plan. I would have said yes but I'm a bit done with his office today.

"I won't get in your way, but I'm not doing it." I sighed and hurried up with my work. Cloud smirked at me then walked off with the others. I blinked at the computer screen when a chat suddenly popped up from Reno.

Reno: Why'd you say no?

Me: If I said yes do you really think I'd survive?

Reno: Well Sephiroth does think you're interesting.

Me: That's great for me.

Reno: that's the spirit!

Me: go back to work.

Reno: hypocrite. Watching gay porn?

Me: no, isn't Axel the star of most of those?

Reno: Oooh burn!

Me: bye.

Reno: Workaholic

I sighed and wanted to block him from chat. Instead I just went back to work and had to try hard to finish all my work for the day. I have a feeling I'm the only one here who does their work. Stupid lazy bastards watching porn and playing solitaire all day.

"Get up and do some work for me now that you've done it all." Cid said making me look up and glare. How the hell did he know I was done? Instantly the blond old man pulled me up and forced me over to the elevator. I'm tired of people just dragging me wherever they like in this stupid building. It's like no one actually cares what I want. When I got into the elevator I was surprised to see Kadaj there as well.

"Hey Sora." He smirked making me blink in surprise. I nodded toward him and listened as Cid and him talked about something they were planning on doing today, it concerned work but I didn't quite understand a lot of the words they were using. When I got down to the basement of the building I almost pressed my floor again not wanting to watch this.

Somehow I was taken to the room where the porn was made. "This is where I work!" He grinned just as an explosion was heard. I sighed and pressed the button to my floor.

"And this is where I must go." I answered. They both looked at me and shrugged before the elevator closed. I could have sworn I saw Cid's lips start to form the word 'pansy.' I hate them both, and I will just have to let Roxas murder them tonight, I was just unable to stop my overprotective brother from destroying the impudent perverts who spend their days making porn movies!

Yeah… I got my story down. I took one look around the office and groaned. Sephiroth was here looking pissed while Cloud just smiled and talked to everyone along with him. It seems as though something like this has been happening often enough. I mean no one looks all that scared or anything. It's like a normal day at work.

Should I be scared about this?

"Where have you been Sora?" Sephiroth demanded. I blinked in surprise then opened my mouth to answer but that was when Reno started to drop to his knees crying. I've never seen Reno cry before.

"I was down in the basement with Cid and Kadaj when an explosion was heard. What exploded anyway?" I asked feigning ignorance. I didn't do anything but it's not like I'm going to rat out the people who did. Sephiroth deserves to pay for the expense that is his incredibly terrifying office. I heard a rumor just earlier today that he's planning on getting weapons to decorate the room with. A long blade will be hanging above his desk. I just pray it will fall on him when he's sitting there planning an evil scheme or two.

"I knew it wouldn't be you, anyway." He sighed and then glared suspiciously at his partner who was laughing while talking to the redhead.

"SORA! ARE YOU OKAY? DID YOU GET INJURED? DO WE NEED TO PLAY DOCTOR?" Someone screamed. He sounded painfully familiar.

"Can you please kill me?" I asked the office but no one offered so I was stuck being held at a death squeeze by the scary yet familiar Axel. He was stroking my hair with a bit of desperation as he looked me over to make sure I'm fine. "I'm nowhere near the floor it happened at." I grumbled making Sephiroth look at me suspiciously. Apparently I slipped up. Cloud glare but I said nothing and tried to squirm away from the redhead. He seemed to like the squirming so I stopped and just waited for him to be done.

"I don't believe I told you what floor the explosion was on." Sephiroth said softly with a look of distrust on his face. I sighed and decided to lie would be best, and a good one too.

"Reno told me where the explosion was. What exploded in your office?" I asked knowing that questions distract people sometimes. This just happened to be one of those times. Seph grumbled something. "What was that?"

"My entire office. That floor needs to be built from scratch." He muttered then left the to the elevators going down. I watched him for a bit longer then turned to the redhead who is trying to make me straddle him.

(Haha word count 911)

"Can you please just get off so I can go home?" I asked giving the pyro a little fire in his eyes. I glared suspiciously but said nothing more and moved away from him.

"So does that mean I get to know where you live?" He asked. The bright side of living in Texas is that if someone comes onto your property you can shoot them and kill, but only if they are on your property.

"Yes. Yes it does." I answered sweetly.

So far so good… uh I hope.