A/N - Inspired by the wishes of swirlhearty23, illica, and an anonymous reviewer labeled as Honest. Enjoy, it's kinda long.

Disclaimer - I'd be able to draw these scenarious if I had an affiliation with DC, but I don't. Simple.

"Are you sure about this?"

"Yeah, they won't see this coming. Not from you at least."

Aqualad sighed, moving the vial away from the glasses that lay at ready on the counter, "Spe…Red Arrow, I am not sure if I can do this."

"Come on, Kaldur," Roy, dressed in a red flannel shirt, dark pants, and black kicks, patted the Atlantean on the shoulder. "You asked for my help, and I'm giving it to you."

"Spiking the drinks of Robin and Kid Flash is not the way I wish to get back at them. Especially since their evidence did not come to pass."

"Hey, this stuff is harmless, and you know they'll keep doing it if you don't do anything about it," the archer assured, grabbing the container from his fellow hero's hands. "If you don't feel like doing it, I will."

"No, no," Kaldur'ahm interjected. "It is just… I have no clue as to how this will affect their behaviors. This could turn out to be a disaster."

"Or an aster," Red Arrow quipped, having clearly been told about the team's recent missions and Robin's word morphs. "It'll wear off in an hour or so after consumption with no ill-effects. And you'd better hurry; I already told them that I was going to be here today. So once school ends, which is in, oh, about 5 minutes, they'll be here fast."

Groaning, Aqualad held his palm out to receive the 'poison' once again. Roy nodded, giving him the vial as he continued, "Now remember not to spill. And make sure the amount is even and only in their cups. And once they come, you have to make sure they get their drinks and not the safe ones."

"I know, Roy, it is just –"

"Oh, Red Arrow!" The teens froze in shock as Megan came into the room, Superboy in tow. Roy quickly took action by blocking the view of the targeted glasses as they drew near. M'gann whapped her hand against her head as she recalled something. "Hello, Megan! I remember Wally and Robin telling us that you were coming over. I should have baked some cupcakes."

"Nah, it's fine. I thought the runts would be happy to see me after so long," he replied smoothly as Kaldur tried to compose himself from behind him. "Got a gallon of punch to celebrate."

"Punch?" Superboy asked curiously, bending down to see the transparent red liquid.

"Is there some kind of party going on?" Artemis asked as she entered the room, dressed in her civvies. Her blue eyes narrowed as she spotted her fellow archer. "What are you doing here?"

"Thought I'd drop by," he menaced daringly, a crooked smile present on his lips.

"Red Arrow, I think I should…" Kaldur began, murmuring as his hand was still posed nervously above a drink.

"Roy!" Everyone in the room jumped as Robin and Wally came barreling into the room like two 8-yr-olds that had just eaten an entire birthday cake on their own. The shorter one choosing to stop in front of the elder teen as the taller barreled into the fellow ginger happily. This in turn caused Roy to stumble into Aqualad, whose grip on the vial loosened, causing the contents pour and mix into one of the drinks before he was able to catch it. Flustered by the accident, he hid the evidence in his pocket, grabbing the glass with the intention of dumping it in the sink.

"And you brought Fanta, too?" Kid Flash unlatched from his hug to zoom over and snatch the cup from his hand, taking it all down in one gulp and sighing in satisfaction as he smacked his lips. This prompted everyone else, sans Roy and Kaldur, to get their own refreshments. Having placed the now empty drink on the counter, Wally patted himself down, frantically searching for something on his person. "I know I had it. Where is it? Where is it?"

"Did you forget that you passed this to me as we were coming over?" Robin interjected, producing a cased DVD disk from his pants pocket. He turned to the rest of the team and Red Arrow. "I managed to a hold of the new movie, Rango, for our own personal enjoyment."

"Good choice," Artemis commented. "I'd been planning on seeing it for a while."

"Me, too!" M'gann squealed. "Johnny Depp is so funny! Come on, let's watch it!"

She flew over to the couches, the others following close behind her. Staying back were the previously lone occupants. The Atlantean glanced several times over at Wally as he set up the TV as Roy whispered fiercely to him, "What happened?"

"The vial… it slipped from my grasp, and the… stuff fell into the punch that he drank."

"Great," he groaned, running a hand through his hair. "For him, it'll only take a minute or so to set in. And it was the whole thing right?"

"Yes."

"We're doomed."

The sound of movie previews rolling on the screen brought them out of their conversation and into the TV room. Wally was already showing signs of the drug taking effect as he fidgeted more than usual, murmuring comments to no one in particular as he sat next to Robin. It was more than once when his friend elbowed him harshly in the ribs when his yammers became too incessant and annoying. After the fifth time around, the Boy Wonder finally raised his voice, "Sheesh, Wally. Calm down!"

"Sorry, sorry! Feeling a little giddy, that's all. Can't seem to stop… why can't I stop? Well, whatevers. Are you hungry? I'm hungry. I'm craving popcorn," he left his seat to reappear a second later in front of the cupboards, opening them to find the huge box of bagged kernels he knew was there. After finding them, he ran over to the microwave, tapping his foot impatiently as the timer counted down once he had placed a bag in and set the minutes. "Gah, why does this always take so long? Maybe I can vibrate my molecules enough to generate heat and… Hey, do you guys want butter on your popcorn? Of course you do! Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?"

"Is he always like this when you're watching a movie?" Artemis wondered, her attention on the TV diverted to the speedster who was currently holding to bags of popcorn as his hands vibrated into peach-colored blurs. Surprisingly, his theory was working as the pops of the kernels turning into the light and fluffy masses of the crunchy snack was heard.

"Not usually," Robin answered, eyebrows knitted together suspiciously. KF had already finished emptying the paper bags, filling a large glass bowl to the brim.

"Thenwe'!" He zipped around the tiled room, gathering the confections that he listed down in his head. Soon, not a single inch of the marble surface was visible as he continued to calculate at the speed of light. Rubbing his chin, he circled around the counter several times. "…Supey! . You'llhelpmeright? Right?"

He had been tugging on his teammate's sleeve eagerly, but was stopped as Superboy clamped a heavy hand onto his shoulder roughly. Ignoring the speedsters protests, the clone turned to Robin, who was approaching them as the others looked on. "What's wrong with him?"

"Let's see," the miniature detective examined his friend. "More than normal attention deficit hyperactive disorder. Jittery behavior. Dilated pupils. Dude! You're drugged!"

"What? Notpossible! Nuh-uh! Noway! Unless…itwasyou!"

All eyes turned to Artemis as Wally pointed an accusing finger at her. Offended, she scoffed, crossing her arms as she defended herself, "Don't look at me."

"But I remember when…" Megan trailed off, hoping her friend would remember.

"You mean with the chocolate? I was joking! Besides, I didn't see the Wall-man today until he and Rob got here a few minutes ago."

"Well, if you didn't do it, who did? KF would have shown signs of this before we got here if he had been spiked earlier in the day, so it has to be someone here," he paused, turning his head towards the other male ginger in the room. "Roy…"

"You're close," Red Arrow supplied, jerking a thumb towards a distraught Aqualad.

"Yeah, right. Like Kaldur would…"

"No, Robin. He is right," the Atlantean felt as if he was shrinking as shocked expressions were aimed in his direction. Moments later, he was still met with silence, so he continued his confession. "I had wanted to get back at you for one of your previous antics played on me, so I requested his help in doing so. However, it did not go as planned. Wally was only supposed to consume half of the vial, but he ended up having all of it."

"And how much is that?" Robin inquired. Kaldur reached into his pocket, showing him the glass container. The 13-yr-old groaned, burying his face in his hands. "Brilliant."

"Huh?Whatwasthat?It'!Woo!Man,I''?Thanks!" Wally's words were beginning to blur incomprehensibly as he himself began to phase out of the Kryptonian's grip. Superboy felt a tingle as the speedster slipped away from his fingers and seemingly teleported to the kitchen, emptying the popcorn bowl in seconds before moving on to the other snacks. As the food disappeared before the team and Roy's eyes, so did Kid Flash.

"Where'd he g-?"

Poke.

"What the-?"

Poke.

"What's ha-?"

Poke.

"This is all my fa-."

Poke.

"If I wasn't a part of this I'd be lau-."

Poke.

"Kid Mou-!"

Poke.

Everyone held their poked cheeks; all thoughts of watching Rango had vanished as one of the greatest annoyances in the world was let loose on Mount Justice.

A/N - Ah, such poor humor on my part, sorry. But that is all for now, until tomorrow.