By the way I have a Deviantart account in case you want to check up on me. My journals will have news on my fanfics in case you're interested. You can look up Santa Made A Mistake This Year and the first story you see will have been done by me. My username is Whatamitoyou

Okay so you guys should be happy... I have no idea how I can top last chapter's ending lol.

Axel carried me inside the house and placed me on my bed, but to my annoyance he made no move to untie me. "Why does this always happen to you?" He asked me curiously. I made some muffled noises to help remind him that under the sack over my head... I just happen to be gagged and unable to answer him. Instantly he took off the sack letting me look at him... here I am with sack hair and there he is looking perfect like normal. Sometimes I just want to kill myself. This is flat out ridiculous.

He undid the gag then smirked lightly. "I don't know why it always happens to me but if you want to take my place I'd love to exchange lives." I said simply then watched his eyes look into mine as though trying to tell me something... something that I'm just not seeing.

"You're an idiot." Axel informed me blankly. I stared at him in shock then began to laugh, and laugh, and laugh until I was laying on the bed unable to breathe any longer. I don't even know why I thought it was funny but I did. By the time I was done laughing he was just watching me with wary eyes. It was obvious that I had disappointed him in some way or another.

"And you're a pyro but I don't see what that has to do with anything." I replied feeling bored already. If this is all he wants to talk about then I guess... I'm a bit disappointed. Instantly he crashed his lips on mine while pushing me back onto the bed. I made a shocked noise, that I will forever claim was manly, when he did this but he wouldn't move away. Instantly the skin on my arm burned! I pulled away from the idiot and then saw that he had burned me with a lighter.

"Me being a pyro does mean something to you." He informed me darkly and then got up and left the room. I watched him go, my pulse racing as I slowly closed my eyes and sighed, trying to think of what exactly I did wrong. I then curled up and began to fall asleep, hoping he'd at least be here when I wake up but I knew he probably wouldn't. When I opened my eyes in the morning I was pretty sure I was still dreaming, because if I wasn't then I'm going to buy a gun today.

Cloud, Yuffie, a bored looking Vincent, Roxas, Reno, and Axel were staring at me with eyes full of interest (if you ignore Vincent). That's when I noticed the banner that said 'Reasons you should just let Sora be Sora and enjoy it without doing him harm.' I threw a pillow at them before covering my face and yawning. "You people suck... arsenal." I informed them darkly then got up and stalked to my shower.

Many girlish squeals were heard but I ignored them and quickly turned on the cold water. When I got out I put on my towel and headed back into my room. I blushed darkly and realized that everyone is still there. Sighing I then turned to Vincent and gave him a puppy face. Instantly he threw everyone out. I smirked at my precious Vincent as he stared at me. Instantly I realized what he was telepathically messaging me. "Don't worry... I'll put in a good word with Yuffie." I said with a sly smile making him hesitate then nod and walk out the door.

It didn't take me long to get clothes on and look presentable knowing that I had a whole bunch of creepers watching me as I slept and ready to watch me walk around naked. It's actually pretty disturbing when you think about it. My eyes softened slightly as I thought about Axel. He's the only man I'll let see me naked... even though that sounds gross too. Groaning I tried to clear my head of all disturbing thoughts but then... I realized something horrible.

My parents made me gay.

They actually did it! Finally after so long they accomplished something and that something just happened to be, making their son gay. Why can't I have normal parents who shun that sort of thing? I don't mind a broken bottle to the head or a mother who won't look at me anymore! That would have been so much better because who know... I might never have noticed my gay side if it wasn't for my parents. "You look like you just realized that you were doomed from the start after fighting for so long and trying so hard." Roxas informed me with a smirk from the doorway. I glared and threw a pillow at his head, not liking him anymore since he started crushing on the man I think I might love. But it was tempting to ask if he's noticed my gay tendencies. "Huh... so I was right?"

I turned to him and then placed a hand on his shoulder knowing this might be hard for him to hear but I'll go ahead and tell him. "Roxas... I think I may be gay." I informed him seriously.

"You just figured that out?"

Apparently the signs have been showing longer than I suspected.