Ianto Jones walked through the door of the auditorium He had two coffees in his hand, " Ianto thank god," he was greeted by his assistant stage manager Lisa, Ianto looked at her, " Hi Lisa. Yeah , Sorry I'm late."

Lisa came up to where Ianto stood " You better get in there. Hell is beginning to break loose." Ianto sat down the coffees on a near by table and took off his jacket. He and Jack were taking part in a musical review of Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's shows. The two were part of the Dramatics society at the university they both attended. . Jack was one of the performers and Ianto was Stage manager

" Let me guess. Jack and Gwen? What is it about this time? " Gwen Cooper had been paired with Jack to sing a duet, Every night on the way home Jack complained to Ianto after rehearsal about her singing voice stating that Tosh was the better singer, The two often slowed down rehearsal with their bickering.

Lisa nodded. " Yep, they are rehearsing the Waltz number from Evita. At least they were. But they are at each others throats. He is complaining she can't sing and she's complaining his breath stinks of onions. " Ianto rolled his eyes as he heard this last bit.

Jack ate green onions before every rehearsal claiming he read somewhere that it helped improve his voice. Ianto frowned as he picked up his coffee, " Shit , not again," Ianto muttered.

Lisa nodded as they headed down to the stage, Ianto heard Jack yell " God damn it You stupid cow, when are you gonna get the notes right? Where did you learn to sing. A fucking street corner?"

Gwen looked indignant and was about to retort, When the director Martha Jones yelled " Cut! Jack that's enough, "

Jack scowled at her. "Oh right, Oh so its my fault now, she can't hold a Bloody note in a bucket? "

Gwen glared at him " Fuck you Jack bloody Harkness . and fuck your onions."

" Lady, You wish you could fuck my onions. Only Ianto gets to do that." Jack sneered at her and turned and stomped down the stage stairs and stormed right past Ianto," Fuck this I am out of here,. Coming?"

Apologetically, Ianto looked at Martha then at Lisa. He handed Lisa the clip board he was carrying and spoke "Martha is there another song you could be rehearsing with out Jack?"

She looked at her own clip board and nodded " Sure , We can go over Tosh's "Memories number. You go deal with mister prima donna, and we'll see you tomorrow,"

Ianto smiled at Martha gratefully and then picked up his and Jack's coat. " Lisa, I am gonna take Jack home will you take over for me?"

Lisa nodded and turned to the other actors that were in the show " Ok people lets rehearse Tosh's song, from the top.

Ianto made his way outside and to his car, Jack was already sitting in the front seat, Ianto got in the drivers side He held out the coffee cup " Coffee?"

Gratefully Jack took the cup and took a sip " Thanks Dingo."

Ianto smiled as he put his arm around Jack, " You're welcome Roo," He gently kissed Jack's cheek. "Bad rehearsal Cariad?"

Jack rolled his eyes and spoke. " Other then Gwen being way off key it was going fine. Who the hell told her she could sing." Ianto kissed him this time on the lips, He sat back and smiled " You do taste like onions." Jack pouted mockingly " It helps my voice," Ianto rolled his eyes " sure it does. And you aren't the one who is kissing you after you eat them. There mister,"

Jack grinned " Are you complaining about my kisses? "

Ianto leaned in " Never," he teased , Jack smiled at him broadly as he whispered " You better not Dingo," He gently kissed Ianto's cheek.

Ianto then started the car," Ok Roo lets go home," Jack sat back as he did up his seat belt, He put his hand on Ianto's thigh " I love you Dingo," Ianto looked back at him and smiled warmly, :" I love you too Roo,"

Twenty minutes later They were in their apartment lounging comfortably in their bed, Jack had his arms around Ianto who rested his head on Jack's shoulder." You smell much nicer since you brushed your teeth Roo." Jack beamed as he drew his lover closer " Do I get a smooch then?" Ianto kissed him as he spoke " MMMMM Peppermint ." Again they kissed and cuddled " You like then Dingo?" Jack spoke playfully. Ianto gave him another kiss. " Me like me like very much. Much nicer then Onions."

End of chapter one.

I owe this story to Jerbearthompson

For letting me use the jack and Ianto of her story triple lattie,

There will be other chapters,

Again hope you like this.