Disclaimer: we don't own Alice in Wonderland or Final Fantasy VII or anyone else we use. me, lizzi, and kels are just borrowing the chacaters for a bit, while pixi, tiger, and bob toy with them. (i.e. molest indiscriminatly)
No harm has come to any of the characters in this story (emotional and mental scars don't count)
bobbi; ok enough messing around, on with the story!
bob; you're no fun *pulls itachi into arms and nuzzles*
bobbi; NO TALKING!
After the shock of waking in such strange conditions, Sephiroth finally noticed his surroundings.
He was sitting at the side of a dirt path that lead through the forest. There were no rocks along the path, only a few flowers here and there. The trees were healthy, and one was looking at him. Two violet eyes blinked lazily.
"A pretty thing like you shouldn't wander the forest alone." spoken in a slight southern accent.
The tree was talking to him. Sephiroth raised an eyebrow as he asked, "What the hell?" The tree just grinned at the swear word.
Slowly a body formed around the eyes and grin. Atop his head, cuz the skin tight pants easily showed he was male, were two fuzzy triangles mixed in with his spiky black hair.
Swaying behind him was a furry black tail that twitched with each word spoken.
"I said that a sweet lady like yourself could get hurt should she run into anything" the guy's grin grew as he jumped down from the tree, "unsavory."
bobbi; an i leave you here
pixi & bob; NOOO! we want more!
bobbi; too bad *sticks out tongue*
lizzi; you were channeling jack sparrow back there weren't you?
bobbi; THAT'S CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
cptn Sparrow; keep me outta this.
kels & pixi; Jackie!
*captain jack sparrow flees through a trapdoor into will turner's arms*
cptn sparrow; save me, love
*trapdoor slams shut causing kels & pixi to weep*
bobbi; ok... see everyone next time.
lizzi; bye bye (i'm surrounded by crazy *inner weeping*)
bobbi; you know you love it
lizzi; argh