A/N: Here's the next chapter. There are Byakuran/Shouichi mentions in here, so if you hate that pairing it's best you leave.

How to Annoy Shouichi

As in the last chapter, How to Annoy Byakuran, I am not responsible for anything that happens if you try these things. Do them at your own risk. I don't need any more charges, thank you very much. Best of luck, and don't forget those ice cream sundaes!

1. Tell him there's a new disease that causes people to smell like marshmallows. However this disease only affects people who sit at their laptops for many hours a day. Give convincing evidence.

2. Have a "doctor" examine him and tell him he's already infected with the disease.

3. Tell him the only cure is covering himself (when he's naked) in real marshmallows for an hour. (Again, get good evidence.)

4. When he does this, make sure Byakuran sees him sometime within the hour.

5. Tell him Zakuro decided to take a lava bath - in his room.

6. Every time he asks you to do something ask if he wants fries with that.

7. Somehow dress him up as a cute girl and get him to go within Glo's sight.

8. Call him constantly asking for pizza.

9. Put mistletoe over every inch of his ceiling and make sure he has a lot of visitors that day.

10. Make his screensaver cute dancing Byakurans.

11. Tell Byakuran he's hiding marshmallows somewhere in his room. (Note: This may also annoy Byakuran when he finds no marshmallows. Unless there are marshmallows. Then we should question Shouichi's sanity.)

12. Give him a cute goldfish and tell him the chips are on the way.

13. Leave your dirty laundry outside his door with a note that says "Dry cleaning only."

14. Nod at everything he says, and when he's done talking go, "What did you say?"

15. Tell him the Blood & Peppers are in town and give him the location. Make sure the location is a strip club. And Byakuran's there.

16. Tell him you have something he needs urgently, and it can't wait. Make him come to your room immediately while you find it. Give him condoms.

17. Get him drunk, dress him in only a Santa hat, and lay him, tied up, in Byakuran's room on Christmas Eve. Put a note over his ..."area"... saying "Merry Christmas, here's your present!"