How to Annoy Bluebell
Who in their right mind would want to annoy such a sweet, innocent little girl? Oh yeah, those who realize she isn't so sweet, innocent, or little. Remember, I'm not responsible for anything that happens when you try this, you do it at your own risk. Be careful or you may turn into fish food.
1. Put her anywhere near Zakuro.
2. Suggest that, since she's a "fish" she should be eaten.
3. Tell her that you won't believe she's a girl because she has no boobs.
4. When she insists she is, ask her to prove it.
5. Tell her Zakuro and Byakuran are dating.
6. Eat something very loudly in front of her, licking your lips every few seconds. Tell her you're eating mermaid.
7. Tell her Byakuran got married.
8. Tell her all the other Funeral Wreaths went on a mission, but she couldn't go 'cause she's too small.
9. Give her a tank of salt water for her birthday.
10. Put dead bluebell flowers all over her room.
11. Tell her Kikyo's more girly than she is. (He kinda is.)
12. Bake her a seaweed cake.
13. Whenever she wants to watch tv, put on a little kids show for her.
14. Have everyone remind her that she really should wear pants.
15. Put a head up in your room and tell her that it's a mermaid head, then tell her you hunt mermaids.
16. Give her a stuffed T. Rex and tell her if she doesn't hug it every day, it will come alive and kill her.
17. Tell her Byakuran set up an arranged marriage for her. Show her her new husband. At the aquarium.