How to Annoy Zakuro
Once again, I am not responsible for anything that happens if you try these. So please don't go suing me if you get burned to a crisp. And if he erupts a volcano on you, remember the ice cream sundaes in your pockets.
...Oh wait, that may not help much...
Good luck!
1. Put him anywhere within a 2733 mile radius of Bluebell.
2. Tell him to heat your fireplace.
3. Ask him how many people he's cut with his chin.
4. Make him take Bluebell bra shopping.
5. Make him dinner with only tomatoes and peppers. When he asks why, tell him they're the only thing that matches his hair and you like color schemes.
6. Ask him constantly to burn people to death for you.
7. Make him babysit a fish.
8. Ask him if he thinks his baby(s) will have red hair or blue.
9. Put carrots on his head.
10. Give him a pamphlet on arsonism and tell him he should really go to a meeting on it.
11. Constantly and pointedly complain how it's too cold around him.
12. Tell him you want more sprinkles on your doughnut.
13. Blame him for the new fire that killed a man with white hair and a purple tattoo. And 12 newborn kittens.
14. Ask if he will steam the string beans.
15. Ask if he had a party on Mt. Fuji.
16. Tell him you can't find the red food coloring and look pointedly at his hair.