15 Ways to Annoy Spanner
Here are 15 ways to annoy Spanner. It's best to have many deformed lollipops on hand if something goes wrong or you may end up a mosca's lunch. But don't say I didn't warn you! I take no responsibility if you do any of these things!
1. Tell him his computer has rabies.
2. Use his mosca to cook a human being or something that could make a mess.
3. Steal his computer and put it in the freezer.
4. Replace all his lollipops with different, whole lollipops.
5. Ask him if he wants some ginger bread. If he says yes, give him Ginger Bread.
6. Tell him Shoichi ran away with Byakuran to elope.
7. "Accidentally" cut his bangs.
8. Paint a cow on his mosca.
9. Tell everyone he loves it when Iris uses her whip on him.
10. Host an inventory contest and purposefully pick the worst entry as the winner.
11. Take his lollipops hostage.
12. Give him an ant and insist he keep it with him at all times.
13. Call him Blondie.
14. Hack into his computer and program it so it sang some annoying song and cute little marshmallows danced across the screen whenever he clicked the mouse.
15. Ask him if he stole all of his inventing ideas, because someone already used them.