A/N: Hey guys, so glad to see you're enjoying the fic! Sorry I haven't updated in a while, my writer's block seems to be occurring more and more frequently lately. But anyways, hope you enjoy this chapter!
How To Annoy Genkishi
If you're unsure of where to find Genkishi in order to do these things to him, just look wherever Byakuran is. He's probably glued to him like a panda on an eucalyptus tree. ...Or was that a koala? Fuck, the point is he's probably drooling all over the evil genius. Once again, I don't take responsibility of anything that happens to you when using this, blah, blah, blah, bla- I'm pretty sure it's a koala.
1. Tell him he was a prime candidate to be featured on the cover of Swordsman Weekly, but they said they don't take guys with weird eyebrows.
2. Give him a pretty pink dress. With sparkles. Say it's from Byakuran and he would love if he wore it.
3. Make sure the whole base is gathered outside his room when he comes out with it on.
4. Steal his slugs and try to make them race.
5. Tell him Byakuran has a very special gift for him that expresses exactly how he feels. Give him a brussel sprout.
6. Tell him everyone else has come back from the dead except him.
7. Make him watch The Brave Little Toaster.
8. Sell him for a cabbage. Note: This might annoy Byakuran too. Just make him some delicious cabbage soup.
9. Tell him his slug is dating Gamma's fox.
10. Lock him in a potato room for eight hours with Gamma. Note: Be sure to put a video camera in there in case anything... happens... and give it to me afterwards.
11. Scream. When he asks what's wrong, tell him you just saw his face.
12. Ask him if he's gotten any... results from wearing that tight suit yet.
13. Hypnotize him into thinking he's a pretty princess.
14. Ask him why he has sperm on his face.
15. Offer to get rid of the eyebrow-eating monsters under his bed for him.