A/N Ugh, sorry for the long delay. I got stuck on "Mother Nature" xP Then I had a super busy week. But anyway, at least I'm updating now, right? :D

021. Vacation
As Frank got out of the truck, he made a mental note to never let Columbia choose the vacation spot ever again. Of course, she was so immature and childish that something like this was inevitable, but it was still very bothersome. Especially to someone as mature and serious as he was.
The groupie squealed with joy as she got out of the truck. Pulling her luggage alongside her, she skipped over beside her lover. She clapped her hands gleefully. Frank could not help but roll his eyes.
"I'm so happy!" cried Columbia. "I've always wanted to go to Disneyland!"

022. Mother Nature
It was Magenta's idea. She complained that Columbia and Frank didn't get enough time alone (it was obvious that her true motive was to get them to leave her alone). Then, she offered to take them to some park, claiming it would bring them closer together. Columbia loved this idea, saying it was wonderfully romantic. Frank, however, disagreed.
"What? The park? Where's the fun in that?" he asked.
Columbia sighed, sounding disappointed. "Please, Frankie? It'll be awesome! You'll get a chance to be with Mother Nature!"
Frank scoffed. "Mother Nature can go die in a hole for all I care!"

023. Cat
Frank had always been a fan of cats. Felines in general, really. He always thought they were so cool. Their sharp claws, sleek fur, delicate tails… they were very beautiful creatures. He especially liked their eyes. The way they glowed, even on the darkest nights, truly mesmerized him.
Maybe that was why he liked Columbia so much. She was a lot like a cat. The way she walked and spoke was definitely reminiscent of one. And her eyes… they glowed. They glistened just as bright as any cat's, if not brighter.
But she was more of a canine person, herself.

024. No Time (the 100-word thing really butchered this… I may rewrite this as a full oneshot sometime…)
Columbia did not understand the Time Warp. Even her own verse was confusing. How could time ever mean nothing? Time was… time was everything, wasn't it? It told her simple things, like when to wake up or eat dinner, or more complicated things, like important dates or the beginning of a new year. Without time, there wouldn't be life.
However, Frank and his companions seemed to disagree. Time was nothing. If anything, it slowed you down. It was a figment of imagination, created to make you believe the impossible. These beliefs just seemed to confuse the poor groupie even more.

025. Trouble Lurking
Whenever that delivery boy came over, a red light turned on in Frank's mind. He could not be trusted. Especially the way he looked at Columbia. Columbia was his, and Eddie had no right to stare at her like that.
And Eddie was starting to appear more often nowadays. And he was always with Columbia. And every second that passed with those two together made Frank angrier. Eddie was going to have to pay. Hard.
But he would not pay immediately. Frank would wait before he attacked. Then, Eddie would regret he ever met Columbia. He would regret everything.
Hard.

026. Tears
When she had first discovered it, she had felt no emotion at all. Just… numbness. Emptiness. She was unable to comprehend everything. Frank did not love her. He had never loved her. All this time, she had been nothing but a… a toy. And when she discovered he now had new interests (some creation Riff Raff was working on named "Rocky Horror" or something), she had just lost it. Lost all emotion. Lost everything.
But after this shock was over, a new emotion came; sadness. That night she did nothing but sob in her room, staining her pillow with tears.

027. Foreign
It was funny, really, how unsure the Transylvanians were. They knew nothing of Earth. Even Frank – who was usually very sure of himself – was so unconfident when it came to this strange, new planet he inhabited. Earth and Transsexual were two very different places!
So Columbia, of course, took it upon herself to teach him. She tried to show him the idea of Christmas and Halloween, of different types of religions, of the food and deserts. She was delighted to share everything. For once, she was the smart one. She knew what she was doing…
…And he was completely lost.

028. Sorrow
No, no, no! Everything was going all wrong! Frank had killed Eddie? Why? What had he done? And… now Frank was with Rocky? What about her? She had been with him for years! He trusted her. And she loved him. She was supposed to be with him forever!
The groupie fell onto her bed, sobbing. She had never felt sadness like this before. Everything was going all wrong. Frank was hers. And she was his. He was not supposed to be with Rocky. She was not supposed to be with Eddie. They were supposed to be together.
But they weren't.

029. Happiness
Magenta walked into the dining room, and found it empty. That was rather strange, seeing as it was dinnertime. Confused, she walked around the castle for a moment until she finally found the location of her master. He was in the living room, with Columbia, watching some TV show.
At first, Magenta planned to get their attention. However, she suddenly saw the look on the groupie's face. She had the largest smile she had ever seen. For the first time ever, Columbia looked really, truly happy. She snuggled closer to Frank. Her Frankie.
Magenta smiled and left the room quietly.

030. Under the Rain
They had planned on taking a casual walk down the streets that night, enjoying the lights and sounds of Denton. However, their plan did not go at all as they expected. Only ten minutes into the night, thunder crashed above them and rain poured from the heavens. To make matters worse, neither of them had an umbrella. Columbia looked at the ground and sniffed a bit, genuinely disappointed.
Frank, however, grinned. He grabbed his groupie and gave her a tight hug. "Aw c'mon, Columbia." he said with a chuckle. "There's nothing wrong with spending a little time under the rain."

A/N Phew! Done with the next set :D This was super hard. I got stuck on a bunch of these, and a few of them got screwed up by the 100-word thing. Especiall "No Time". But whatever, I'm overall really pleased with it xD