More Random Junk... WTF?

Wow, that's the biggest gunblade I've ever seen! It dwarfs Lion Heart! Now, try it out on Kefka or Garland! WTF? Miley escaped again? VAAN! Get over here and send a few Torrents and Windbursts out! Tell Exdeath to stop cooking that Angry Cat Man Dinner and help keep the Jonas Brothers in line.. er, I mean the VOID!

Looks like Ramza's cats are doing the flying teabag again... get the antidotes! The pizza's here, delivered by Aly Michalka in a cheerleading outfit! Cloud tried to follow her, but got Blizzara'd by Tifa. Gabranth got back from level-grinding Prishe and Gilgamesh to Level 100! Where did Shantotto go? Probably whacking idiots with her staff and then freezing them in ice... Lightning is impatiently waiting to finish up Confessions of the Creator. What? Lightning? Forget that. It's Yuna FTW!

Miley is STILL OUT? Vaan! Hurry the hell up! Oh, she's caught! It's about damn time! That's right, Prishe! Now have some spicy hot tacos! And where the hell's the PSN! Hurry up you... spicy hot tacos! BEEP! Hey, a text! Oh! Aly Michalka's coming back! In her cheerleading outfit! `Vaan went duck hunting with his crossbow again. But why does he call every duck he shoots 'bitch'?

Yuna: "Duck soup!"

What's Yuna's problem? Ifrit using HazyFire again? I thought HazyFire was resolved... the hell? Gilgamesh came by and sliced up a pot roast while Laguna and Kain watched the blitzball game where Wakka got injured again. Pulled groin? How the hell do you pull your groin underwater? He's in the hospital and Shantotto's his doctor. Prishe is also in there due to eating all the spicy hot tacos in the Balamb Garden Cafeteria.

What the hell is 'duck soup'?

Gilgamesh likes the hard swords that Melchior makes in Truce Village. Can he make a long one for Sephiroth? Garland likes 'em huge! Watch out! It's Carl Johnson! He's shooting up the Calm Lands with a heat-seeker! He called in a Tactical Nuke! He defeated Sin! WTF? Sin? I thought Yuna did that... ? Oh, it's the 'other Sin' that Justin Bieber became when he absorbed the thousandth water bottle wrapped in t-shirts that was thrown at him! Wait... Carl Johnson killed !BieberSin? Wow! I gotta tell Wakka... er, I mean Emily Osment!

Seriously, what the HELL is 'duck soup'?

Spicy hot tacos to dip in my duck soup!

Continued later... if Feral Chaos doesn't eat everything...

Feral Chaos soup? No.. way... Gilgamesh... SIR!