Abridged Alice Human Sacrifice
Dedicated to ~Matiku-Cami, for he made 'Matei of Evil' for me, which is pretty awesome and I should sing it, and because he gave me motivation to write this. =w=bb
Warnings: A lot of death. :U No sex D: *shotdead* though there's the topic of prostitution in this... Uh… I don't think this is written in my usual writing style… And really, not as many jokes, it makes me sad...
Disclaimers: Alice Human Sacrifice composed by... Someone; Originally sung by Miku Hatsune, Rin and Len Kagamine, KAITO, and MEIKO. Rui belongs to Rui, Matei belongs to Matei, Mari belongs to ~Recruit-Shiruru, Mike belongs to ~Ninten2Rootbeer, and Mana belongs to ~XxOblivion-RosexX.
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"Hey, you guys, is there any back story to this?" Matei poked Mike's shoulder as they all started up another story in the living room that they usually spent time telling stories like some huge family and whatnot.
"Nope, I don't think so," Mana looked up from her "special queen" chair.
"Alright then, then this shall be quite fun, nej?" Rui piped up from Matei's lap. Yes, his lap. Ohoho.
The author got shot before the story even started… what a shame…
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Well, you see, I'm the author's imaginary friend, and I'll be taking over this.
Once, there was a little dream. No one knows who dreamt it, but it was surely quite a miniscule dream. The little dream thought and thought.
"I don't want to disappear… How can I get people to dream me?"
The little dream thought and thought… and he finally came up with an idea.
"I will make people come to me, and they will make my world…"
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The first Alice was not named Alice. But you know, that doesn't really matter.
Her name was Mari, the woman of Spade.
She proudly wore red, enough to make you cry in fear, like everyone when they first met that fiend. Today, she decided to wear her bright scarlet dress with this HUGE black belt. Wielding a sword in hand, instead of just people today in her dream, she also decided to take out all her random frustration on Mother Nature.
She sliced her way through Wonderland, leaving a blood red path of… blood and roses she chopped along her way.
I don't really get that woman.
The new "Alice" was deep inside the woods, Mother Nature was like,
"HEY, I FIGHT BACK HARD, HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY BABIESSSS."
She ordered her vines to grab Mari, and which they did. They wrapped around her arms and legs, mouth and neck, piercing her skin and drawing blood, soon dragging her with no strength needed whatsoever into the deep darkness of the woods.
If it wasn't for the red path she made from her own blood, the flower petals, and the sword she held, no one would think that she even existed.
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The second Alice was a man of diamond, that was named Alice.
Kidding, his name was Mike, but let's just refer him to the name of Alice.
He enchanted the "people" (more like zombies. He was so desperate in getting a girlfriend, but he could only attract zombies. Sad, isn't it? Well, at least he won't get attacked during the zombie apocalypse... Maybe.) of Wonderland with his charming voice.
But what did he use that voice for?
He sang a demented song, (Haha, Paradichlorobenzene.) controlling the zombies' minds in his purple world, and threw them into a chaos. With the song and the chaos, they wanted all of it to stop.
A mob of zombies took their guns (Because it's possible, I'm being serious here), and shot right at Alice-I mean Mike's... Nah, Alice's head.
Blood bloomed a bright crimson on the floor of the green, grassy field.
The one who was loved (by zombies), is now forgotten... But is still being written and talked about.
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The third Alice was a girl of club. And what a queen complex she had.
She was dying to be on the throne, and she would do anything to get there.
Miss Queen Complex.
So what did she do?
She became a stripper, hooker, everything along the lines of that, taking off her choice yellow clothes.
With all of her followers... Or more like pimps, she started a new country within Wonderland, with her dream come true; she was on the top of the top, and everyone did what she wanted them to do.
She soon started to lose it. Ruling over a distorted dream...
She didn't want to lose her power and pleasure to death.
She gave up her soul to live forever.
Her eyes turned black, but she remained her youthful body.
Though, whenever she looked into the mirror and saw herself, she went insane...
But that didn't stop her from continuing to rule her country.
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While all of... This... happened, two siblings made their appearance into Wonderland.
They had daily tea parties under the rose trees. With the brother serving, his younger sister, of course...
Their invitation to Wonderland was a letter from the queen...
The trump card of hearts.
The fourth (Though it should be the fourth and fifth Alice... Just saying.) Alice were twins of the heart.
They brought their joyous laughter while skipping around and wandering around Wonderland's various doors that lead to so many roads. They came not too long ago by a blue boat.
The stubborn little sister Rui, and the smart older brother Matei...
"I found another door, Matei! Let's go in and see what's in it..." Rui called out to her brother, just a mere few feet away. Not realizing that her brother... Seemed different, she grabbed hold of his arm. "Come on!"
She reached out for the doorknob, but once she turned for to see her brother's approval or disapproval... Something hit her.
"I died for you during the Story of Evil... You're dying first this time, darling. Also... I. Get. To. Open. The. Door. B*tch."
That was all Rui could hear before hitting the sidewalk with a thump, a small dagger sticking out of her back. A pool of liquid started to form on the ground.
If Rui got a paper cut, Matei would start freaking out.
But this time, he did nothing about it.
Absolutely nothing.
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None of then woke up from their deep dreaming...
They will forever live in Wonderland...
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"... Well... I was wrong. That wasn't fun at all! Who's bright idea was it for all of us to die like that...? Matei would never do that to me, for if he did..." Rui got up from Matei's lap, literally steaming, her arms crossed, and pouting, facing the other way from the rest of the group. "... It needed more banging..." she finally breathed. "Come on Matei!" she grabbed his wrist while she dragged him to their room, Matei was flushed a little bit while his sister took him into her grasp, slamming the door behind them.
They all just stared at the door that still vibrated from the force.
Mana coughed.
"W-well, then..."
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... That was pretty sad. OTL
Not a lot of jokes here, sorry guys...