Me: I haven't updated in forever sorry! I was reading this awesome fanfiction (titled Pedestal and is by Digital Skitty) and finally finished! And unfortunately this was the last in popularity and that's what I was updating by, and I thought it was really weird because-

Salazar: Just shut up and get on with the story!

Me: I will unleash my Espeon on you.

Salazar: *sweat drop*

Me: And as I was saying, NO MORE INTERUPTING ME SALAZAR! This is actually my favorite out of the ones I have written. But apparently the characters don't appreciate that! No offense Phoebe.

Phoebe: Oh it's fine!

Salazar: *looks down with flushed face guiltily*

Me: Anyway I don't-

Zubat: She doesn't own Pokemon!

Me: THAT'S IT! GO ESPEON! GO SHINX!

Zubat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(THE NEXT SCENE IS TOO GRUESOME TO SHOW SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO MOVE ON TO THE STORY)

*PMDEOT*

As I was desperately thinking of a way to beat them or at least get out alive, they cackled and the Zubat flew up to my face.

"Tell you what, a brave kid like you deserves respect, and I say we give it to ya." The Zubat said with it's nasally little voice, its hot, stinky breath in my face.

"Ya, you can get the stone back, but only if you're willing enough." The Koffing continued and they snickered, which ended up making the Zubat's voice that much more annoying.

"If you make it through beach cave and get to us, you get the stone, 'ow 'bout that?" The Zubat said and I thought about it, then nodded and growled as they ran into the cave. I turned to Phoebe, perfectly content to yell at her for being a wimp, until I noticed she was looking at me with so much sadness, I couldn't bring myself to do it. We stood there in silence until she finally spoke up.

"You would do that for me?" She asked in such as small voice I barely heard it. "Even if you just met me?"

I almost didn't answer. "I guess. You and that Zubat and Koffing duo are the only Pokemon I know, and I really don't wanna end up like those two. Plus I need to find out what moves I know, and I kind of promised them. If I back out now I would never forgive myself." I declared, and was surprised to find out I didn't make any of it up.

I was even more surprised when the next thing I knew she was hugging me like her life depended on it.

"Thank you so much! You don't know how much this means to me!" She squealed and I sorta patted her back uncomfortably.

"Uhhhh, you're welcome?" I said and she got off me with a new hope in her eyes.

"Okay, so how are we going to do this? I won't be much of a help until I level up, so we may be a little stuck." She said and hung her head and I cocked my head.

"How could you not help? You have the advantage against both of them?" I said confused and she seemed even more mareepish after I said that.

"Ya, but I kinda ummm… I donnoanysicoves…" She said quickly and her cheeks were extremely red. I cocked my head in confusion once again and she sighed.

"I don't know any psychic moves okay? Sorry, I'm a little useless until I level up." She said and I knew then for a fact that I had gotten myself in way over my head.

"No psychic moves?" I echoed and hung my head. I heard her sniffle and I sighed and grabbed her by the paw.

"Then we are going to teach you a psychic move if it kills us!" I said dragging her to the water's edge and she followed me bewildered at the sudden emotion change.

"There are bound to be Magikarp in this water, and since they can't really fight back, you'll level up eventually!" I declared and sat down and waited for a Magikarp to hop outta the water.

"Uhhhh, hate to disappoint, but Magikarp like the deeper part of this sea, everyone used to do that and they decided that they didn't want to be hunted like that anymore so they abandoned this area." She said terribly logically. I sighed and hung my head, then saw a mother Krabby watching her babies and got an idea.

"How about all the baby Krabby? I mean there are plenty around-" I said happily until she literally smacked me on the head and moved out in front of me with a horrified look on her face.

"I AM NOT GOING LO LEVEL UP BY BATTLEING DEFENSLESS BABY KRABBY!" She shrieked and I hung my head in shame.

"Sorry." I mumbled. Okay, so maybe I was acting like an ass again. Damn, now I need to make up for it so when she does learn a psychic move she won't kill me. Oh well, here goes my last shred of dignity.

"How about you battle me? I won't fight back?" I suggested and somewhat hoped she would say no.

Apparently she thought it was a great idea.

After dodging her and getting attacked by her for about a half-hour, I finally just fell to the ground in a dead-faint. My last thought was 'Please let her have leveled up from this!" Then the world went black.

*PMDEOT*

Salazar: You are so mean to me.

Me: I'm sorry! Don't kill me!

Phoebe: Wait, I'm confused, aren't you updating by popularity and this one is last?

Me: *Shifty eyes* yaaaaa…

Phoebe: Then why are you updating it second?

Me: … … …

Salazar: You love us!

Me: I hate logic!

Everyone but me: *laughing*

(P.S. I may change the title to this story alot sorry...)