Me: I'm really sorry I took o long to update, but I ran out of ideas for this story. But I'm back and this story is finally going to end within 1 or 2 chapters!
Celebi: And it was originally going to be a one-shot…
Me: Hush.
Mew: DRACONIS KITTEN SWEETIEA DOESN'T OWN POKEMON! HAHAHAHAHAHA, I SAID IT!
Me and Celebi: Uhmmmm…
*Pokemon*
"Palkia," Arceus said and looked to the Spatial Pokemon accusingly. "Is this your doing?" Palkia quickly shook her head in a panic. Arceus looked to Girantina, who quickly shook his head. He was about to line everyone up and interrogate them, when a little human baby crawled through the portal and over to Deoxys.
"Deoxys." Arceus said too calmly to actually be calm. "Explain yourself."
"I don't… I didn't…" Deoxys tried to talk, but his words failed him.
"What. Did. You. Do." Arceus asked (more like murdered him with words) and Deoxys picked up the little baby boy.
"I didn't do anything!" Deoxys said and Jirachi floated in sleepily.
"What's going on?" He asked tiredly and Arceus raised an eyebrow at him.
"I thought you've been in here." He said and Jirachi shook his head. "But I sent Deoxys in to wake you up!"
"Yeah, he did… And I was getting up… But then I… I don't know, I think I accidentally granted a wish…" he said and Deoxys literally felt as if he had been injected with ice-type DNA.
"What did you say?" He asked and Arceus turned to him.
"What, now you're afraid?" He asked and Deoxys just looked at the child in his arms.
"While… While I was waking him up… I left the room and mumbled that I wished I could have the kid back… I think Jirachi heard me on accident…" Deoxys whispered and Arceus's eyes opened so wide Shaymin could probably squeeze into them.
"You did not." He said and Deoxys numbly nodded.
"Well… I guess you have to keep him." Arceus said and Deoxys looked up at Arceus. He did not like what he saw. Arceus was glaring at him, eyes literally red as blood.
"But Deoxys, if you ever do anything like this again, I will kill you." He said and Deoxys watched wide-eyed as Arceus walked back over to the podium. Deoxys left for his room with the little nameless child and everyone watched as Arceus took his place next to the podium.
"Well, who's next?" he asked irritated and the room turned into a buzz of 'You go first!' 'No, you go first!' Until Darkrai grouchily went up so everyone would shut up.
He brought up a dog-looking animal that looked to big and powerful to be an animal.
"This is a wolf. I have named him shadow. Now I'm going to get off this podium, and if someone else does not come quietly, I will honestly bind up and gag one of you and shove you up there." He snarled and got off of the podium. Everyone nervously shoved Shaymin up (poor girl was the smallest and easiest).
She brought up what looked like a Sandslash but smaller and tinnier needles.
"This is a hedgehog," she said and everyone looked at its back worried. "It won't hurt you, but you may not want to touch his back. He informed me his name is Spike." She said and started making odd noises to it, to which it responded. Everyone sweat-dropped.
"Did you know she could do that?" Mew whispered to Celebi, to which Celebi shook her head.
Shaymin got off the podium, still conversing with Spike. Everyone nervously looked to each other, Darkrai's threat still hovering over them. Jirachi eventually drifted up with something that looked like a bigger version of El Feugo.
"This is Nipper. She's a Fennec Fox." Jirachi explained and Mew cocked her head.
"Why is her name Nipper?" She asked, when Mewtwo floated up to her a little too closely, and she bit him. He started swearing and almost shadow-ball'd her into next Tuesday, when Arceus knocked him out.
"We do not kill other legendaries pets!" He hissed and Mewtwo's unconscious form was floated away by Uxie.
Cresselia replaced Jirachi and brought up a Swanna looking animal with snow-white wings.
"This is my swan, and his name is Devon." She explained and Articuno almost asked something, until Cresselia cut her off. "Yes, he can fly."
Everyone turned to Girantina, who still had not presented. He trudged up on stage and a very small Pachirisu looking thing climbed off of him onto the ground. Heatran was hiding on the ceiling, relishing on the fact no one saw him, and Regigigas was playing with the other Regi's turtle, even if he was too lazy to claim it as part his when they announced it.
"This is a Chipmunk," he said shame-facedly and everyone burst out laughing. He tried to escape off stage, when everyone asked the dreaded question.
"What's his name?"
Girantina looked over at Arceus, who smirked at him and motioned for him to continue.
"…Munchers"
*Pokemon*
Meanwhile, everyone from Kanto to Sinnoh (I don't feel like including Unova) was asking the same question…
"You hear the laughing too, right?"
*Pokemon*
Me: I honestly couldn't think of a better ending. I may or may not ad another chapter.
Girantina: … I hate you… I honestly do…
Me: Awww, I feel so accomplished!