Title: Eavesdropping
Date: 9 October, 2009
Words: 553
Characters: Ichigo, Rukia, Kira, Hinamori, Komamura, Rangiku, Tōshirō
Pairings: Rangiku & Toshiro, Kira & Hinamori, Komamura & Hinamori, Ichigo & Rukia
Summary: What you get for "droppin' them eaves" and for talking too loud.
Inspiration: Someone some time back requested a KomaHina fic. And, at the time, I couldn't scrape anything up, no matter how I tried. I think this will suffice now, though.
Rating: PG-13, due to high-school aged content taken out of context. 8-)

A/N: Warning! Every OOC opportunity I had, I believe I took. But, it should be funny nonetheless, and that's what this fic is about. Please enjoy!

Happy reading!
-Rachel Noelle

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"Well, we… I mean, Komamura taicho and I, finally did it," a female voice spoke up.

"You mean you…" a male voice spoke.

"Yeah…" the female voice returned, sounding caught between downtrodden and bewildered.

"Wow." There was a near-silence as the male voice whistled lowly in amazement. "What was it like?" the male voice continued, still amazed that whatever feat could have taken place actually did take place.

"Well," the female voice hesitated, "it kinda hurt. I mean, he was as gentle as he could be, but it still stung. He's just so… big."

"I still don't understand why you weren't happy with just me, but, if you are better now, that's what matters." The male voice spoke slowly, obviously causing the speaker and his companion to smile. "Just promise you'll let me do it with you from here on out, please, Momo?"

Hinamori must have been grinning broadly, as her voice cheered up immensely. "I promise, Kira!"

oOoOo

Ichigo and Rukia looked to one another in shock. Rukia paled. Ichigo blushed. Not that they had anything against Komamura, but he was… well, he wasn't like the other shinigami. And for Hinamori to have (Rukia and Ichigo gulped simultaneously) had sex with him was none of their business, but…

Jeeze.

What a combination.

And, naturally, everyone needed to know of it, especially Tōshirō and Rangiku. One would have a ball, the other would faint, thinking his sister had slept with a kitsune.

oOoOo

"And you are sure of this, Kurosaki?" Tōshirō sat behind his desk, trying to concentrate more on breathing steadily than the conversation. Even the fact that Momo had been having sex with Komamura taicho wasn't that astounding in and of itself, but the fact that Kira had willingly let her become… "She's a swinger?"

Rangiku, whose laughing had nearly ceased, burst into loud peals of laughter again at the once-again paled faces of Ichigo and Rukia. "How- how do you even know what that is?!"

Ichigo stood in shock, mouth hanging open as he pondered over the fact that "innocent" Tōshirō even knew what a swinger was.

Rukia recovered first. "Um, I suppose so, Hitsugaya taicho."

"Hm, wow." All heads turned to look at Tōshirō, who sat marveling now. "Never thought she would have had the… guts, as they say, to do something so ludicrous. She can barely kill hollows, she's so soft hearted and pure…"

oOoOo

"A delivery for you, Fukutaicho," a shinigami handed Hinamori a card, signed and sealed with the Tenth Division logo. She took it, wondering what Hitsugaya could have been sending her. Or if Matsumoto was feeling especially nice.

She whistled some as she walked into the Fifth Division office, opening the letter as she walked along. She found a card inside, with a pretty picture on the front, and "Congratulations!" written across it in bright lettering. Wondering what they were congratulating her for, she opened it and took a look inside.

"Congratulations on your recent accomplishment!" it read. Tōshirō and Rangiku had both signed it, and the traces of reiatsu lingering from Rangiku held no malice or contempt, only true happiness for the younger girl.

However, it was the note written below, from Tōshirō no less, that sent Kira running to answer the scream of his girlfriend.

"I'm not a swinger!! We were training!!"