Title: Double Trouble
Date: 17 April, 2010
Words: 1167
Characters: Toshiro, Rangiku, Karin, Yuzu, Ichigo, Rukia, Urahara, Yoruichi, Gin, Kon; mentioned Aizen
Pairings: Rangiku & Tōshirō, Ichigo & Rukia, Yoruichi & Kisuke, implied Tōshirō & Yuzu, Tōshirō & Karin, Byakuya & Yachiru, Gin & Aizen
Summary: What is Tōshirō up to, and why is he making out with both of Ichigo's sisters?!
Inspiration: Just a strange glimpse of a fight scene between Ichigo and Tōshirō in my head. And this is what it led to.
Rating: PG
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"Hehehe," Tōshirō laughed evilly to himself. "This is the best plan yet. Ichigo's sisters have developed into such lovely goddesses!" A few passersby looked at the white-haired boy strangely, hurrying past in case his ailment was contagious. The unusual words coming from a boy who looked as though he might have only just begun puberty were reason enough to worry.
With a knock on the door, and quite thankful that Ichigo was in Soul Society visiting Rukia, Tōshirō presented his flowers to the lovely, well-developed fourteen-year-old girl who answered the door. She smiled kindly, curious as to the white-haired suitor's reason for visiting.
"Oh, Yuzu-chan, Queen of the Heavenly Valley! Take these! They represent my love and desire to be with you and your sister for the rest of your lives!" Tōshirō thrust the small bouquet toward the girl. She hesitantly took it and invited their unusual, though not so uncommon, guest inside.
"But, I thought you were-" Yuzu began hesitantly but was silenced by a quick kiss on her lips.
"No more," Tōshirō sighed overly dramatically. "I have lost the pleasure of the Supreme Ruler of the Heavenly Valley's attentions. But, alas, I have come for a better prize. Two prizes, actually!" At that moment Karin appeared in the door, worrying over the flush of embarrassment and lightheadedness of her twin. Tōshirō calmed her worries with a kiss, as well, and the events following are not appropriate for G-Rated audiences. PG-13, maybe. (1)
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"Yoruichi, have you been into the storage closet without telling me again?" Urahara asked, confused.
"No, Kisuke, why?" Yoruichi returned, just as confused.
"It appears that something is missing, but I can't place what…" Urahara stated. Yoruichi looked worriedly to him.
"How very unlike you to not remember every detail of your stock, Kisuke," Yoruichi teased.
"I dare say it may help my memory if you were to put some clothes on in your human form. My mind seems to not function properly when I see you naked," Kisuke teased back.
The events following that statement are far too dangerous for a G-Rated fic. Or even PG-13. You'd probably have to be at an adult theatre just to read about it. (2)
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"Kon! Kon, where are you?" Ichigo called down the halls of the Kuchiki manor. "Where's that damned plushy?"
"I haven't seen him since we came back here this morning, the second time around," Rukia said, grumbling lightly. "Maybe Yuzu has him again?"
Ichigo shrugged. "Oh, well. Now, where were we before we walked in on Byakuya and Yachiru?" Ichigo shivered slightly. "I don't ever want to see that again…" Ichigo's nausea was quickly subdued with a kiss from Rukia. (3)
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Meanwhile, back in the Tenth Division…
"Matsumoto, what are you doing?" Tōshirō asked, mouth gaping open in wonder at the woman's apparent lack of intelligence.
"I can't spar today, Taichō, you know that," Rangiku replied as though Tōshirō should already be aware of her inner turmoil.
"You'll have to refresh my memory on why this is," Tōshirō huffed, sheathing Hyourinmaru and crossing his arms.
"I just got my nails done! I can't have them messed up before the Third Division's Ball! Gin and Aizen are so looking forward to the evening; I can't stand to ruin it. Especially since he's done so well lately," Rangiku implored. Tōshirō lifted his face to the sky, begging for mercy.
"You're going to ruin it if your nails aren't perfect? Seriously?" Tōshirō asked in disbelief. She nodded and he heaved a huge sigh. "Do we have to go? Really?" he pleaded, yet again. Rangiku giggled. "Alright, don't say it."
"I just can't wait to see you in your sexy new dress kimono, Tōshirō," Rangiku intoned huskily in Tōshirō's ear, setting the teen's 'turned-on' sensor to 'too high to read' with a flick of her tongue against his earlobe.
"Dammit, woman," Tōshirō grumbled, "There are people around. Can't you wait until we get home?"
Rangiku pouted. "Ah, Taichō, where's the fun in that?" Tōshirō turned and walked toward the center of the arena.
"Alright, I'll make you a deal. Whoever wins the fight gets to make the other do whatever they want, whenever they want, for a whole week," Tōshirō stated, drawing Hyourinmaru again.
Rangiku sidled up to him, drawing Haineko in kind. "Alright," she grinned wickedly, "Bring it on!"
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Some time later, after several rounds in which the zanpakuto kept calling for more, since it was unfair that Tōshirō led by one, or they had to break a tie, and a few PG-13 rated breaks in between (for both the zanpakuto and the shinigami), Ichigo stepped back into Soul Society for at least the fourth time that day, vengeance clearly written in his reiatsu.
Just as Rangiku was dragging Tōshirō off the arena field and into a more discreet place (no one ever used that broom closet except for them), Ichigo called out loud and clear, and obviously very pissed, "Tōshirō!! I want to know what the hell is going on!"
"Dammit, Kurosaki," Tōshirō yelled back as they met on the field of the Tenth Division arena. His face was pink with the heat of Rangiku's kisses, and faint love bites were beginning to show on his neck and exposed chest. "Why the hell are you interrupting me at a time like this?"
Ichigo immediately colored and smiled apologetically. "Erm, I guess… well, I can see you're busy with Rangiku-san and all, so, I'll just… go…" Ichigo slowly began backing away only to be caught in Rangiku's strong grasp. Knowing the battle was lost for him before it began, he decided to beg for forgiveness and explain everything.
He laughed fearfully. "Well, you see, I thought it was Tōshirō who was, er, exposing my sisters to things they shouldn't be exposed to yet. But, uh, I can see that it's apparently not the case here. Seeing as I doubt he looks like that because of my sisters. Though I don't know who would be doing things like that with Karin and Yuzu, but they described him as a perfect replica of… Wait a minute. Where's Kon?"
Ichigo took off in such quick shunpo Yoruichi would have had trouble keeping up. A few beats later and Tōshirō realized what kind of damage the mod soul had done to his otherwise untarnished reputation, and took off after Ichigo.
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"So, that's what was missing," Urahara mused aloud. Yoruichi smiled beside him, enjoying the chase outside.
Kon, in Tōshirō's gigai, ran up and down the road, jumping and ducking as much as possible, as Ichigo and Tōshirō, both in their spirit forms, chased him, their weapons drawn. Rangiku, and her new-old best friend, Gin, stood with Yoruichi and Urahara, cheering for Tōshirō and Ichigo.
"Just remember, you'll have to buy a new one!" Urahara called, spurring the fury of the two males on offense even more.
"I know how he feels, poor fella," Gin sighed, rubbing a still aching joint from the week before.
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Notes:
1 – Yeah, I know, your mind went straight to the gutter. Shame, shame. Haha, j/k!
2 – It is, however, perfectly acceptable to assume they are doing things I can't write about in this fic. This is only T-Rated, after all.
3 – Byakuya and Yachiru I'll leave to your interpretation. Same for Ichigo and Rukia. 8-)
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