Hey guys! Sorry I forgot to do an author's note up here. Now for my lovely reviewers:

TMayo: Yeah, I'll be doing Dino Thunder. That's my favorite season. First I got to get done with this one though! I'll most likely (At least in my head) extend this to RPM. Thank you!

Brankel1: Thanks!

Seriously? No one got the reference to Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat?

Also, I DO NOT OWN THE POWER RANGERS! In fact, I barely own the plot, it's been done before, a lot, I admit it. But I am pretty sure I'm the first person to come up with the Divine Elements Ninja Academy.

Chapter 2: There's no I in team

"Morning, Tommy," said Ana coming down. Alex was in the bathroom- she always took forever.

"Morning, Ana. What are you and Alex planning to do today?" he asked.

"Well, we were going to explore. We haven't really walked around much since moving here last week. We want to find out where the cool places are,"

Tommy slid eggs in front of Ana. "Ana, I want you to promise me something,"

Ana looked up into her brother's concerned eyes. "What is it, Tommy?" she asked.

He sighed. "The same promise you made me make years ago when I was the Green Ranger; be careful,"

Ana's face broke into a smile. "Of course, Tommy, it's not like we're idiots,"

Alex came down, grabbed a bagel, and sat. "Besides Tommy, you taught us how to fight. Hello, you're a Ninjetti! We'll be fine,"

Tommy looked at her strangly. "You just heard that?" he asked

"Yeah, I was coming down stairs when you started that portion of the conversation,"

Tommy shook his head and ruffled his sisters heads. "Will you be fine alone? I've got a dino gem lead,'

"Of course, Dr. Crayola, we'll be fine," Alex said

"And stop calling me that,"

"Now, my dear brother, that is one thing I cannot do," Alex replied.

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The twins were walking along the street when they heard it. Some metallic voice called out.

"It's time to make some connections,"

Suddenly, green rays of magnetism struck them and the twins became conjoined at the hip.

"Great; a magnetism monster. How wonderful," Alex muttered.

Then they say people flying together into a mound, and Ana quickly had an idea to keep the twins from being in their same situation.

"Alex, can you make a light box to keep us on the ground?"

"Can do," Alex said, using her Light Manipulation to keep their feet on the ground by making a corporeal box of light around them.

"What do I say? Opposites attract!" He said, shooting more green rays.

And the twins watched in horror as the whole mound was turned into metal.

They saw the monster walk off.

"Hey crazy!" Alex called. "Over here!"

The monster looked back at them.

"Total sync battle maneuvers?" Alex asked.

"You got it," Ana replied.

The both tried, but the total sync plan they knew required them to split up, which the obviously couldn't. They feel to the ground in pain. "You should join the mound," he called, trying to use his rays.

Alex reflected them with a light shield and they rolled out and ran.

The monster started to run after them, but then realized they were already together, which was what he wanted. He went back to making his mounds.

(Divider- 5 minutes later)

The girls stuck close by and morphed. Then they noticed some guy in a red sweatshirt trying to beat up magnet dude.

He morphed into the red ranger and loudly proclaimed he could beat the guy all on his own. That's when he started getting pumbled with junk metal.

"Come on, he needs help!" Alex cried.

"Wait, Alex," Ana muttered, stopping her sister from dragging her into battle. "I think…I think the Blue and Yellow are waiting for something. Wait a couple of seconds,"

"Ugh….I can't do this alone! Tori, Dustin, I need your help!" The red ranger called.

"Your friends aren't coming," The magnet monster said.

"Now can we help?" Alex asked.

"Go," Ana said.

They ninja streaked into the battle, arriving at the same time as the blue and yellow rangers. All four kicked Mr. Magnet down.

"You ok?" The blue ranger called.

The metal clattered off the Red ranger. "Fine now," he replied.

The primary rangers ran up to each other and pulled back their visors.

"You guys came!" the red ranger said happily.

"Of course we did," said the blue ranger.

They talked and the red ranger pretty much apologized for being a jerk. Alex and Ana didn't really know what was going on, but they guessed it was a red ranger 'I hate teams' scpeal again.

"Uh guys," Alex said, "I hate to interrupt a great team bonding moment, but we've got bigger problems,"

That's when Magnet dude through a big piece of metal at them. "Pardon me, but I haven't finished destroying you yet,"

"A monster with manors," Ana said, "Now there's a first,"

"Oh yeah?" asked the red, "Think again,"

"Dream on!" said the blue, who Ana determined was named Tori.

The Red ranger launched a ninja air assult and the twins followed him, now flipping and kicking him after the Red's attack. They rolled behind and used their swords to strike him from behind, while the primary rangers stayed in front. They were launched away from the monster.

"I am so over this guy," The red said.

"I agree with you," Alex said.

Then they all got together. The primary rangers created one canon and the girls created a canon power boost, which they attached together. The then shot it at the monster, and destroyed his power center.

Everyone celebrated until Ana said:

"Guys, we're not through with him yet,"

Her minor premonition was confirmed when the monster came back about 10 stories tall, saying "Bigger is better! What are you to do now, puny ninja rangers?"

"Looks like you put on a few," Red replied.

"You might want to try cutting out carbs," Yellow seconded

"Or going to the gym," Alex agreed.

"Look out!" Tori cried.

The beast tried to stomp on them, but they rolled out of the way.

"We're in trouble now," Red called.

"Big trouble" Tori, Alex, and Ana chorused.

The monster took another swipe at them as they flipped out of the way.

"Okay Rangers, listen close," said a man through the ranger morphers. He then went on to explain how the zords worked.

"Hey Mister," said Alex, using Tori's morpher, "Can we help out? We got our own zords,"

"I don't see why not," said the teenager on the other end, "You won't be able to combine, though,"

"That's fine with me," Alex said, "Lizard zord!"

"Wolf zord!" called Ana.

All the zords showed up and were admired by their owners. Ana and Alex both jumped into Ana's wolf zord and the Lizard zord was controlled remotely.

The zords all attacked the monster, which was then destroyed and reformed. Both sets of rangers formed their megazords. They all attacked the magnet dude, who was then destroyed. Alex and Ana were finally not conjoined together.

The zords were taken back and all the rangers met on the ground.

"Wait!" Yellow called, stopping the twins from leaving. "Are you going to go without telling us who you are again?"

"At least let us thank you," Tori said, "I'm Tori. The Yellow one is Dustin, and the red one is Shane,"

"Who are you?" Shane asked.

The girls looked at each other. "You guys have to learn patience," Ana said, "My gut tells me you're not meant to know yet,"

"Why were you conjoined earlier?" Dustin asked.

Alex smirked, though they couldn't see. "We got caught by that thing in town earlier,"

"Now, we really need to go," Ana said, "Just call me if you need me, Tori,"

Then the girls ninja streaked off, leaving the confused rangers in their wake.