Hey again guys! Belle shall be updating the next three chapters as Todd doesn't have them saved on her computer. Hope you enjoy it and REVIEW! Pleeeaaassseee

"When I said formulate a plan… I didn't use the word moustaches!" Kurt exclaimed from where he stood in the parking lot of McKinley High School.

"Come on Kurt!" Jeff exclaimed, "We need good disguises to get in!"

"Yeah… that's why you're only wearing a trench coat…?" Nick asked in a confused voice.

"And what are you wearing Mr Sombrero?" Kurt retaliated.

"A sombrero! Duh!" Nick replied as if it was the most obvious question in the world, "I am a Mexican!"

"Why?" Kurt complained. "It's a freakin' public school. Anyone can wander in here!"

"Exactly. That's why we need disguises. Now put the moustache, the janitor jacket and the chef hat on!"

Kurt grudgingly shoved the moustache on and the janitor jacket, but said no to the hat.

"Suit yourself…" Nick muttered.

Blaine then wandered over and this normally leaves people confused why he wasn't with them in the first place, but there's going to be no reason so don't get your hopes up (there's no major story line). He just missed the car-pool to the shit brick of a building.

"Hey, creepy men!" He greeted them. "I'm looking for three guys named Jeff, Nick and Kurt. Have you seen them?"

"Blaine, your idiocy astounds me." Kurt said, looking quite funny when he's angry in a moustache.

"You know my name! So cool! Hey, Kurt sort of looks like you, without the moustache and the janitor's jacket."

"Blaine, it is me!" Kurt shouted, pulling of the brown moustache with an "ouch".

"Kurt, that disguise is amazing!" Blaine shouted.

Kurt put his moustache back on and led the three Warblers into the building. For once since Season 2, Episode 14, 17, 22(and again since Season 3) Blaine wasn't wearing a Warblers blazer. Which is…er…quite a lot of times actually.

"Act normal." Kurt told them, then looked at their outfits. "Well, er, as normal as you can."

Jeff and Nick nodded, trying to play "stick the moustache on the hair-gel" and Blaine scooted away from them and strutted towards Noah Puckerman.

"WAIT!" Kurt yelled. "Put your glasses on, Mexican, Paedo and I will wait behind this corner."

As they went to their appropriate places, Blaine started to slow-mo strut/cat-walk to a certain Mohawked badass.

All the girls were winking at him and Kurt felt his jaw dislocate from his skull. Blaine looked hot in Starkid specs.

"Hey, Noah." Blaine said in "seductive" voice, placing his hand on top of a locker door. Without warning, the cheap-ass door fell off its hinges and into the hobbit's hands. Blaine's eyes widened as he quickly shoved it in the locker space, squishing the owner's shrine of Edward Cullen.

"Hello." Puck said, in a confused manner. "Aren't you like, Kurt's boyfriend?"

"What?" Blaine exclaimed. "Nah, me and Kurt aren't into each other that way." Unknown to him, Kurt started sobbing in the corner silently, not getting attention of Nick and Jeff who were curling their moustaches.

"Are you okay, Mr. Janitor man?" A random girl asked Kurt.

"Uh…yeah. Fine…just been…er….chopping onions." Kurt nodded. "Yeah, onions." And shoved on the chef hat. "I'm a Home-Ec teacher in my spare time." The girl gave him a weird look before darting off.

Back to Blaine and Puck… Blaine kept stroking his eyebrows and telling Puck that his Mohawk shined in the cheap light bulbs at the horrid school. The Jew started to get nervous.

"Oh, dear Lord." Jeff muttered. "This is worse than watching Wes with Mr. Bangy! I need to stop it." And he stepped round the corner and slipped on a puddle of slushie some-one threw at the Tater Tot Queen when she passed moments ago.

And then Jeff's trench coat flew open.

"AAGGHH! FLASHER!" Some random chick yelled, covering her eyes.

"HE'S EVEN GOT A MOUSTACHE!" Her friend yelled.

"WE NEED TO BEAT HIM UP!" That weird hockey-player with a mullet yelled.

As everyone started hitting a naked Jeff with anything heavier than a book, Nick and Kurt exchanged worried glances.

"I never thought he'd actually go naked." Nick muttered.

Throughout the commotion, a random dude in a baseball cap came up to Blaine and Puck.

"Can I borrow that locker door?" He asked in a gruff voice.

"Why?" Blaine asked.

"There's a flasher down the hall."

"Yeah, sure." And a smiling Blaine handed the tough guy the broken locker door. The guy thanked him and ran down to Jeff yelling.

"Well, I…uh…gotta go." Puck said, running away.

Blaine sulkily went back to Nick and Kurt.

"Where's Jeff?" He asked.

"Under that pile of violent students." Kurt said. "How did things go with Puck?"

"He ran away. Let's just go back to Dalton…"

"What about Jeff?" Nick asked but saw Kurt and Blaine leaving. "Well, he can get his own ride home." And he chased after the small n tall couple