Heyyyyy ! Look, Im so sorry I'm late! I didn't mean to be!

Please don't be mad, I already have Naruto giving me the cold shoulder.

I Look over at Naruto. "Talk to me!"

Naruto just turns away from me.

Wahhhhh! Well…sniff…anyway…ummm yea…

Welcome To Chapter 2 of my Naruto FanFic!

Naruto glares at me. "She doesn't own me!"

I grin widely, Naruto shudders. "Not yet….anyway"

(Oh Im gonna try to write this like a story, but if it doesn't work, well then tell me)

Wooooo! Kaii, three in the row (Throws three kunai and they all hit the bullseye.)

? pets sasuke, who is still on a leash pouting. "She never misses does she?

Sasuke snorts. "She never pays attention either." (Takes a kunai and stubbornly attempts to cut the leash.)

I appear quickly behind Sasuke, pushing ? out the way and tugging on the leash. Hey now. Be a good little pet or no treat for you.

Sasuke who starts to glare at me, stops and goes wide-eyed. "No tomatoes", he whispers.

(Uses author powers to summon a tomato, throw it in the air, and throw a paper bomb kunai at it, making it explode mid-fall.) No tomatoes. I glare. Sasuke begins to cry.

Aww don't cry. There, There. Mommy will get you two tomatoes and some friends, kaii? I smile brightly.

But first let's get cracking on this fanfic! (Uses author powers to bring in the rookie 9, Team Gai, The Akatsuki, and the infamous Team Suna!)

Welcome back to my wonderful Truth or Dare: Epic Naruto Style Fanfic!

All of the rookie 9 groan with despair, while everyone else raises their eyebrow in confusion. Except Gai and Lee of course, who are actually…..(shudders)..doing the limbo in excitement.

Lee is shouting encouragingly as his sensei goes under the bar.

"Go Gai Sensei! Let your youth bring you low, then raise again in fanfic limbo victory!"

Gai begins crying in joy. "Yes, Lee! Our victorious youth will bring us higher in this fanfic!"

Everyone sweatdrops as they stare at Gai, and Lee.

Ummm do you guys know what kind of fanfic this is?

Gai and Lee look at each other and shout loudly "A Youthful one!"

? grabs Gai and strings him up like a Piñata and begins to swing at him, blindfolded. "Watch this Lee." ? hits Gai and candy, tomatoes and organs fly out.

Sasuke scrambles for the tomatoes, while Gaara, Naruto and Kiba start fighting over candy. 'Give it back Kiba that snickers is mine!" "In your dreams Uzamaki!" Naruto and Kiba begin to wrestle on the floor, as Gaara picks up the rest of the candy. Then he walks over to the fighting idiots and stares at them. "I want the snickers….." Kiba and Naruto stopped, looked at Gaara, exchanged a look then tackled him.

Welll…we'll get back to them…let's start on the beautiful dares you all gave me! Smiles happily.

Let's start off easy:

From: Sco23

I dare Sasuke to say the nicest things about his brother.

Sasuke glares at Itachi from across the room. "Never! Go screw yourself Sco23!"

Ahem! Pretends to clean my nails with a shuriken.

"I don't care!' Sasuke screams.

Do it and I'll give you a tomato! The juiciest tomato I have….Tosses a clearly misshapen tomato up and down.

His eyes widen. " He bakes cookies for the poor, kisses babies, walks puppies, frolics through flower fields, blow kisses to everyone, chews food for old people, plays with tobi, keeps kimimaro from cutting himself, and dances with Lee! Now gimme, gimme, gimme!"

I throw sasuke the misshapen tomato, and he catches it and bites into it hungrily.

? giggles, and Hinata gasps…. "Sasuke…that's not a tomato…"

Sasuke glares at Hinata mid-chew. "Then what is it?" "G-gai- sensai's h-h-heart…."

He looks down at the heart and vomits. ? laughs. Sasuke gives her the death glare, and chases her around the room.

LOL…next truths and dares:

From: Ghost Busters

For Kaze: Will you please bring Shikamaru back from the dead?

I dare Sakura to castrate Sasuke

Mystery Person: I dare you to dress up as a pink teletubbie and sing "I'm a little teapot" while drinking milk out of a baby bottle

I will definetly bring Shikamaru back…..as my pet! Uses author-powers to bring back a collared, doggy costum wearing Shikamaru.

Welcome back my pet!

Shika looks at himself, then at me. "Please kill me again"

I chuckle. Hey! You two playing tag! Come over here!

? runs towards me, with Sasuke hot on her trail.

Whoaa! Slow it down Sasu. You have a new friend Points at Shikamaru.

Sasuke perks up and begins to walk to Shika, till I yank him back.

But wait, you have something to do first…..Sakura come here!

Sakura comes over sulking, pulling a skully over her still bald head.

Hee-hee….read the dare…

Both Sakura and Sasuke read the dare. Sakura flushes red while sasuke tries to run.

I hold him in place. No,no, no….just sit here like a good boy. Do it Sakura

"Sasuke-kun….I get to see lil' Sasuke-kun" She takes a kunai in her lovestruck trance and proceeds to castrate Sasuke.

He screams…and then slowly crawls to Shikamaru, crying.

? rolls around on the floor laughing.

Don't start laughing….you have your own dare

? Looks at her dare. "Not happening" Looks at me full on. "I'm not fucking doing it"

Well…. We'll talk about it…..(Mega Sweatdrop ^.^;)

Ummm a diff dare than…

From: Tailsistheman

I dare Shino to go in a one-on-one fight with Kaze and see how long he lasts.

Come on Shino let's go!

Shino and I stand face to face, Mexican stand-off music playing.

…..AWW Fuck this!

Throws a katana through Shino, and turns away as I use my author-powers to make him explode.

? smiles and sings "Cool guys don't look at explosion xD"

Well I guess that's it, till later….Review,Comment,Dares!

Loud screams causes everyone to look. Gaara is rolling around in blood laughing as he eats his candy.

I look from the dead bodies to a still in trance Sakura to an unconscious Sasuke to a crying lee to a stunned Itachi back to a happy Gaara.

…What am I on?... Joins Gaara in rolling in Kiba's and Naru's blood.

? chuckles. "Don't pretend to be scared viewers…..You know you're coming back.."

"They always come back xD"

Ummm I am asking my reviewers to donate to the Gaara Candy Fund! We are trying to make sure he stays in my fic…so yea give him candy. Also I know I took long on this…so Ima make you a promise. I'm going to try and post a new chapter as soon as possible, however my deadline is a month. If it goes over a month and there is no new chapter, you can harass me till the end of time. (Well, not that long or..Restraining order xP) umm yea so donate, review! Darkcy out!