Wake up

Run 4 miles

Shower

Work

Gym

Home

Shower

Bed

Repeat

I have the average life of any single military man. It basically revolves around work and working out.

When I am at home it mostly consists of old dvd's and online games. Don't get me wrong. I do have a few friends. They don't do shit either. My closest friend would be Em. Biggest fucker you will ever see. He spends most of his time in the gym .That dude is intense.

He is cool to hang out with though.

Sometimes

He can kind of get on my nerves. Especially when he calls me the nickname he made up for me.

The first time we met he said that I looked to pretty to be the military. That I looked like I would be scared to break a nail. That night we went to the gym and I proved him wrong. Of course I could not lift near as much as that beast but I got him to shut the hell up.

After working out with him about everyday for 4 years I have to say that my body has improved.

That does not stop him from calling me "Jazzy Pants" though.

Mother Fucker.