Welcome back to my Epic Naruto Style Fanfic!

I cannot stress this enough! Please donate to the Gaara Candy Fund! Without candy….well he refuses to work under these conditions.

Gaara: Send me candy….*chews on a half eaten King-sized Reese's cup*

Kaze: Of course the nice viewers will send you candy *Whispers* Send him candy Please! I'm running out…and I need him! *Hugs Gaara* I love you. Stay!

Naruto: You don't own us!

Kaze: *Glares* Sic 'em Dei!

*Deidara plants a clay bird on Naruto's head then makes it explode. Naruto guts flying everywhere*

Gaara: *Looks at me* But he was right

Kaze: Yea but he didn't have to say it!

Gaara: *Shrugs and begins to gnaw on a Whatchamacallit*

(No….I don't own Naruto…but they all wish they were mine!)

Last time…on "No one shall Live!"

Gay, the youthful (gay) man met his demise, with the help of…Mysteria, a chick with a keyblade and a very bright smile (It's called Colgate people!). Dog boy and Spiral cheeks ends up bloody after a very…"sweet" encounter with Mr. Sandman. Sasu finally admits his respect for his brother, while Tachi's secrets are put out in the open. However Sasu is betrayed by Mysteria and Stalkerina, dying by her hand. ShogiKing presumed dead shows up with his new mistress to an ultimate battle against Fly boy. Devastated by one blow, can Fly boy battle? Is Tachi out of the ORGANIZATION? Is sasu really dead? Will Mysteria ever reveal her true identity? Find out on the next "No one shall Live!"

? shouts "That's a rap!" Neji comes out from behind a curtain. ? grins at him, and holds out a glass full of a clear liquid. "Thanks", he says in his epic movie voice, grabbing the glass. ? giggles as he drinks it all down and starts choking. "What is that?" Neji choked out. "Windex xD" Neji stares at ? wide-eyed until he goes limp and collapses on the ground.

? kicks his body. "That was easy… well let's start with a dare replay of a dare from last chapter:

From: Tailsistheman

I dare Shino to go in a one-on-one fight with Kaze and see how long he lasts.

? spins the wheel of battle styles (I got it from ebay! ^.^)

"Land on Mortal Kombat...Mortal Kombat…Mortal Kombat!" "No", TenTen shouts. "Land on Samurai!"

"No", Itachi screams. "Ghetto!" Everyone stares at him. "W-What?" Everyone just sweatdrops.

Not a chance! It's weighted bytches!

The wheel slows down, eventually landing on…(Drumroll xD)

Dragon Ball Z!

"Awww…", everyone groans. Muwahahahaha! I come out dressed as Pan. Shino appears out of breathe and looking like a burned, angry Vegeta.

"You…little runt….I will kill you!" I giggle and pulled my eyelid down, sticking out my tongue. Oh please. Uncle, you couldn't touch me with a 30 yard pole.

Vegeta/Shino charges up and sets up his Final Flash, screaming "Arggggggggggggggghhhhhh!

I yawn and look at my nails. Shino begins to attack when a Hiruko's tail thrust through him.

? laughs and everyone with their mouth open looks at Sasori.

"Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to sleep! And I fucking hate this DBZ shit!" Everyone sweatdrops.

Quickly removing my costume, I chuckle nervously. Hey…umm here's a pillow and a teddy….sleep..

Uses author-powers to summon a giant pillow and teddy. It falls on Tobi.

"Owwwwww! Why me?"

"Shut the hell up!"

Ummmm well then…. next dare:

From: Sco23

I dare the Akatsuki to sing the song from high school musical we're all in this together because they are all in this fanfiction together.

Oh LMAO! ROFL!

"I thought I said shut up", Sasori yells.

Aw you shut up and all of you read the dare.

Everyone reads the dare, and the Akatsuki start yelling.

"What the (beep,beep,beep beeping beep)!" Hidan screams.

"It's not so bad " Tobi says grinning. "I mean we are doing this-"

"Don't say it!" Zetsu warned.

"Together!" Tobi finished.

Kisame and Kakuzu begin the song:

"Together, together, together everyone
Together, together, come on lets have some fun
Together, we're there for each other every time
Together, together come on let's do this right"

Sasori covers his ears and rocks himself back and forth mumbling "There is a god….there is a god….there is a god….MAKE IT STOP!"

Pein unwilling begins to sing the next verse: "Here and now its time for celebration
I finally figured it out (yeah yeah)
That all our dreams have no limita-"

? pulls out a gun pops 3 caps in Kisame, Kakuzu and Pein. "Okaii that shit is over now"

Sasori crawls over to ? and hugs her leg thanking her, then rubs against it. ? grins and sends two more bullets into Sasori. She steps on his limp body and reloads her gun. "Kaii what's next?"

Ummm a few truths and dares:

From: guardianmaster4 and Ghost Busters

I dare Choji to go wenty minutes without eating

I dare Shino to eat three of his bugs

Hinata, is it true you look through Naruto's clothing with your Byakugan?

Sasuke, is it true that you are uncertain of your sexuality?

Sakura, is it true that you are uncertain of your sexuality?

For Sakura: Is it true that you were born as a man and your mom made you have a sex change operation?

"Yippee!" ? grabs Choji and ties him to a chair away from all his food. "Sit there for a while."

"Noooooooo! My babies!" Choji begins crying.

I bring back Shino and before he even knows what happens, shove three of his bugs down his throat.

He chokes and gags. "What was that?"

Lol your bugs!

"What? NO!" Shino screams, grabs a kunai and stabs himself multiple times. He collapses.

Lol okaii Hinata your turn. ^.^

Hinata looks at her question and turns red. "Ummm…w-well…umm…s-s-sometimes….."

? giggles. "ooo bad girl" Let's Choji out of the chair. "Sic her!"

Choji charges at Hinata and bites her head off. He proceeds to eat her, then moving on to TenTen, Lee, Kankuro, and Ino. I give ? the signal and she decapitates Choji before he eats Sakura.

Oh no. You can't die yet. Answer the questions first.

Sakura looks around, then at the remains of ino's body. "Yes…..Im unsure…..and HELL NO! I did not get a sex change!"

Okaii…if you say soo…Goodbye now.

Throws a explosive tag on her face, then ducks when it explodes. Looks at the remaining characters.

Look….I know everyone…seems to be dying…even Naruto…but you guys are the best….otherwise you would be dead too. So here ^.^

Throws a gas grenade knocking out the rest of the Akatsuki.

Looks at ?. You know what to do.

? drags the rest of the Akatsuki into a house and then wakes them up before transporting out.

"Damn….what was that" Itachi exclaims.

"How bout what the fukin hell is this?" Hidan cussed. He picks up a tape recorder, and presses the play button.

? voice remixed shows up on the tape. "Hello Akatsuki members…..I want to play a game.."

The remaining members looked at each other and hissed in anger. "Fuck", said Tobi.

Lmaoo I guess that's it. It was crappy but successful.

Review, comment, dares!

Oh no! Sasuke is still dead…

"Oh no" said Temari. "Oh no" Shikamaru says. "Oh no" Gaara sighs. "Oh no" ? says boredly.

"OH YEA!" Yells the Kool-Aid Man.

Hell no!

Jumps on the Kool-Aid Bastard and proceeds to beat the cherry flavoring out of him.

"Yeaaa! Kill him! Woo!" ? cheers.

See ya laters ^.^

Decks the Kool- Aid Bastard.

Sometimes Hidan is just to much...so I had to censor him...Anyway...Please! Send Candy for my Gaara-kun ^.^ Please and thank you.