Welcome back to DarkcytheDemon's epic Naruto style Fanfic!

Unfortunately DarkcytheDemon is going to be away for a while, so she can't write this chapter.

"Awww…" everyone groans.

I know I know it's a tragedy.

Well anyway I'm a friend of hers so she asked me to write chapter for her.

I'm kinda new at this so please don't bash me too hard.

Anyways let's get started before Kaze gets impatient and kills off the rest of the guys.

"Hello Akatsuki members…. I want to play a game…"said ?.

Members looked at each other. "Fuck" said Toby.

The remaining members of the Akatsuki starts to sweat drop.

Kaze appeared as if she teleported. "I thought we were already playing a game" said Kaze.

Toby desperately shouted "yea yea were playing truth or dare don't let ? play a game with us"!.

? glares at Toby. "Yipp!" Toby said.

"Sorry ? we don't have time to play a game, we gotta get on with the Fanfic" Kaze said.

? sigh and said "fine let's get on with it".

? disappeared into thin air.

Kaze felt bad so she decided to throw ? a surprise party.

Using her author powers, she revived everybody that was killed. (Smoke pop all over the place)

"Well it's about time I'm back in action, what will this Fanfic be without me" said Naruto.

(Everyone glares at him) "What?"…..Shhhh, I wanna throw ? a surprise party ok" Kaze said.

"What for? Shino wondered.

"None of your fucking business now shut it before I shove another one of your bugs down your throat!"

Kaze threaten. (Shino gulped) "Now if anyone has any objections say them now and see what happens"

Kaze shouted. (Everybody stays quiet) "Good".

Few minutes later, ? appeared.

When the time was right, everybody jumped and yelled surprise!

? got frighten, so she quickly pulled out her gun and started blasting.

Kaze quickly deflected the bullets and said "its ok, it's just a surprise party"

(Confetti and balloons popped out.) "Yay a surprise party just for me" said ?.

"Well let's celebrate" Kaze said.

Time for some Dares!

From: Wario7890

I dare Kaze to make lee's eyes smaller.

"Wait what?" lee shouts. "You heard the dare lee" said Kaze.

But…."But I like my eyes like this" cried lee.

Lee asked Guy to do something but Guy was being used as a piñata for ? surprise party.

Kaze snapped her fingers which turned Lee's eyes into really small eyes. "Nooo" Lee shouts.

Everyone looked at Lee and was disturbed.

? laughed really hard and said "You look like you have dots for eyes".

While Lee was on the ground crying, everybody was wondering who ? really was.

Finally Naruto shouted "Hey who are you anyways, all you do is kill and laugh at us!

? said "Oh I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself….I'm…(drumroll)…

Mimi the Bunni and is also the OC of Tailsistheman".

Everyone was surprised and Naruto was staring at her. "What are you staring at small fry"

Mimi the Bunni said. (Naruto sweat drops) "Uhhh….nothing…..uh next dare.

"Hey that's my line, say that again and ill cut your fucking throat" Kaze shouted.

From: guardianmaster4

I dare Ino to ask Sakura for a date.

"He dared me to do what!" Ino yelled.

"Wow Ino I didn't know you were a lesbian" Choji said.

Ino with fire in her eyes glared at Choji and falcon punched him then destroyed all his snacks.

"I'm not a fucken lesbian ok!"

"If you don't ask her then Mimi the Bunni will ask you and she doesn't like taking no for an answer"

Kaze said. (Mimi the Bunni smiles at Ino)….. Ino gulps…." Ok ok fine!"

As Ino approaches Sakura, she felt pretty confidence. "What do you want Ino" Sakura asked.

"Would….you like to….go out with…..me?" Ino said.

Sakura just looked at her and said "Sorry but Temari already asked me out"

Ino's jaw dropped to the ground along with everybody else. "Wait what…you're a lesbian?" Ino shouted

"Nah honey I go both ways" Sakura said. (Ino's nose starts to bleed)

Well then…. Next Dare Kaze said.

From: Sco23

I dare Itachi to use Tsukiyomi genjutsu too tickle torture all the females for 144 hours.

"My time to shine" Itachi said.

Mimi the Bunni seemed really excided while the rest were out raged. "Ok Itachi do your thing" Kaze said

"Right….Mangekyou sharigan!" (All females are under genjutsu)

While all of the females were on a cross, Itachi grabbed a feather and took his time tickling them.

"When I get out of this, I'm gonna rip Sco23 a new one" Ino shouted.

Basically almost all the girls wanted to kill Sco23 except Mimi the Bunni. "Hehehehe, more more"

(That sounded naughty XP)

After 144 hours of tickling, every girl who was in the jutsu, were practically dead except for Mimi.

"You seem like you had fun Mimi" said Kaze "yup"

"Hey Kaze, you might wanna bring the girls back….It kinda feels like a sausage fest out here" Mimi said.

"Tee-hee ok ok whatever you say" (All females revived).

"So Mimi, how did you like your surprise party?" Kaze asked. "Fucken epic" she responded.

Later that day Mimi the Bunni told Kaze she was leaving.

"Nooo don't leave me Mimi" cried Kaze. "I wish I could stay a bit longer but I have to leave".

Kaze tried to make her stay but she had to go away somewhere." So this was a goodbye party too?"

Kaze asked. "Yes, I had lots of fun and maybe ill visit you again ok… you're the best Kaze"

(Kaze smiled)…. "Before I go" Mimi mentioned.

(Mimi the Bunni sets a giant time bomb as a good bye present)….."Bye peoples" Mimi said.

(People screaming)

Ok well there you have it.

I hope I didn't bore you because this was my first Fanfic even if its not really mine. Lmaoo

Just trying to help my friend out while she's gone (sniff sniff)

Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

The next will be by DarkcytheDemon. Comment, Reviews, Dares!

Oh and don't forget to donate candy to gaara ok. Ja-ne

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