Hi there….It's been a while hasn't it…
*Naruto and Gaara glare, then glomp me*
Oh dear…I've missed you too…
Naruto: Never leave again! Ever!
*Gaara squeezes me deathly tight.*
Naruto: We wish we were yours so you will never leave again…
But you aren't mine…I do not own you…
*Gaara whimpers*
Naruto: But don't you wish we were?
Yes…I wish you were….
Transports Temari, Shikamaru, Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke and myself into a protective glass barrier, separating them from the rest of the cast and the bomb.
Umm..you guys might want to deactivate that bomb before it blows…
Summons a table and a deck of cards. Temari, Naruto sit down at the table with me. I shuffle the deck, letting Gaara cut. Shikamaru sits whispering to Sasuke. Everyone outside the barrier is freaking as the bomb continues to count down. 1:19, 1:18, 1:17, 1:16….
Tobi pounds against the glass. "Let us in! Please!"
Okay the game is Straight. 5 cards, one betting round, that's it. Winner takes all! Deals the cards, ignoring Tobi, who slides down the glass, mask pressed against it.
Itachi pulls him to the bomb where Neji, is poking at it. Tenten leans back. "Be careful Neji…" "I AM being careful bit-zkzkzkzkzkzkzkzkzkzz" He falls on the floor twitching, from the shock. Tenten spits on him. "Stupid!" 1:00, 00:59, 00:58, 00:57….
Naruto eyes me, then Temari over his cards. "I put up, 3 kunais and a shoe." Temari snorts. "4 wind shuriken, and my oufit."
Sasuke, a dare and my author powers…. Naruto buckles. "I fold…" Temari laughs, and then puts down her hand.
Four Kings, and a Jack….Impressive… Temari smirks. Royal Flush… Her smile disappears as I lay down my hand of Ace, King, Queen, Jack, and Ten.
BOOM! Smack!
Sounds like they cut the wire…. Looks over to see blood splatter all over the glass, and the timer from the bomb against it blinking, 00:10.
Haha! The wrong wire! Brings everyone back, teleporting them inside the dome.
Hey guys! Wasn't that fun? Kiba widens his eyes, while everyone else groans. "FUN? NONE OF THIS HAS BEEN FUN! ALL YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IS TORTURING US! YOU ARE A PSYCHOPATH!"
Everyone gasps, looking from me to the excited Kiba, fearfully. Oh Kiba…don't you understand it's not me who's torturing you…..but my fellow readers? You're fans?
Everyone stares confused. My my….do you guys not know…? Taps my lip pleased. Interesting…
Summons up a janitor and teleports him outside the dome. Be a sweetie and clean up that mess…thanks! Janitor glares at me as he begins to mop up the blood, muttering obscene things.
Isn't he pleasant? Now I am introducing a new part of our truth and dare process… Stands next to a large round object covered with a sheet.
The wonderful….spectacular….magnificent….WHEEL…OF…TORTURE! WOOO! Yanks off the sheet revealing a wooden wheel with straps, and various bloodstains.
Dabs my eyes, tearing. Isn't it beautiful? I bought this off of eBay…only 3.99, can't imagine why though. It's in great shape. Hits the wheel and it shakes violently. Sasuke looks at me with a 'are you fucking serious' look.
Well…uh… anyway…each chapter a new person will be granted the honor of being placed on the wheel….this chapter it is….. LLLLLLLL-KIBA!
Kiba goes wide eyed. "WAIT WHAT? NOOOO!" Sasuke…Shikamaru…a little help.
Sasuke and Shikamaru look at each other, get up and grab Kiba by his arms. He kicks and screams, but they get him on the wheel and strap him in. Walks up to Kiba, and caresses his cheek.
It's gonna be fun Kiba. This wheel has all sorts of nifty gadgets and gizmos! And it's perfect for knife throwing! Which we are going to do to pick dares from now on. Smiles, while Kiba looks horrified. Hinata steps forward. "C-can I…throw the knives this chapter…?"
Kiba stutters flabbergasted. "B-bu-bu-bu…wh-wh-wh-wh-….HINATA!" Looks over at Hinata, after putting the last dare choice on the wheel.
Why of course! I love volunteers! Okaii! All you have to do is hit a truth or dare and that's the one we'll do. Got it? Hands her newly sharpened knifes. Hinata takes them and nods. Well then go ahead!
THWACK! Miss…
THWACK! Miss…
THWACK! "AHHHHHH!" Hehehe…Miss…
THWACK! Ah…there we go! Let's see…ooo this is a good one… Wipes blood from the dare.
From: Pensuka
Hinata: get a personality change from shy girl to kinky girl
Naruto: I dare you to make out with Hinata
Ino: make out with Tenten
Kaze: torture any akatsuki members of our choice in any way you want
Oooo I like these….let's see….Hinata give me the knives, twirl around once, click your heels three time and say, 'I wish I was a kinky bad girl…'
Kiba snorted. "What is this? The Wizard of Oz? Cinderella? The grim adventures of Billy and Mandy?" Turns around throwing a knife and it lands in his thigh. "AGRRH! DAMNIT!"
Let the shit talker please be reminded of who's on the wheel, who has the knives, and who is in control here…..now Hinata..if you please…
Hinata twirls once, clicks her heels three times, says "I wish I was a kinky bad girl" and is instantly shrouded in a thick smoke. As it thins out, the new Hinata is revealed dressed in a very short, open kimono.
Ah! Look at her! Look at these! Pokes Hinata's protruding breasts. Naruto, come over here a kiss your slut- I mean kinky bad girl…
Hinata eyes Naruto as he comes closer to her cautiously. "Look Hinata…I'm not going to kiss you that much….so do not faint." Hinata smirked and walked confidently towards Naruto. "I'm not the one who's gonna faint Naru…" She grabbed his shirt.
"Naru..?" he mumbled as he stared between her breasts and face. "Mhmm…" she said before kissing him deeply, thrusting her tongue in his mouth, and grabbing his-
OKAII! Pulls a curtain around the two for privacy. Also new…The Censor Curtain! For when you don't want to see dirty things, but you don't wanna stop it either, available at all Wal-Marts…Okaii…now Ino…you and Tente-…
Looks and see Ino and Tenten already making out. Uh…Gaara…could you…Gaara sighs and pulls another Censor Curtain around them.
Alrightie then…now I get to pick akatsuki members to torture…oh then I mention I love Pensuka! Smiles happily, and tells the members to line up. Walks down the line. Who to choose,who to choose…
Zetsu….and Deidara…..and….Pein! The rest of you are safe…for now..
I take Zetsu, Deidara and Pein, summon a door, and rush them inside. Be right back… 5 minutes of endless screaming past by, and then I come out. Who wants to see what I've done!
Everyone excluding Kiba, Ino, Tenten, Naruto and Hinata raise their hands hesitantly. Motions for them to enter through the door. As everyone files in, points out the 'exhibits'
I call this one….Hanging on… A spotlight shines on Pein, hanging from his face. All his piercing were clip to a bar, blood leaking from his face down his half naked body, onto waiting spikes. He squirmed very slightly, and the sound of metal straining ringed in his ear.
Yea…he shouldn't move too much…alright now the next one is called….Elements…in the box….
Another spotlight appears on Zetsu who is trapped in a clear box and on fire. Then a sprinkler tapped on the top of the box rains down a liquid inside. At first Zetsu seems relieved but then seems to be screaming as the flames get higher.
It's too bad we can't hear him…he could tell us what kind of liquid that is…might be kerosene. Anyways next is my favorite! I call it….SURPRISE!
The final spotlight appears on Deidara who is naked, and strapped down to a table gagged. At first I was unsure what to do with him…I love him as much as I hate him…but then I got the best idea…lean in close and watch.
Everyone leans in close to Deidara, especially the girls since he's in his birthday suit. He tries to shout something but it comes out muffled. That's right baby…SURPRISE!
Deidara explodes, his blood and guts flying all over everyone. His intestines land in Sakura and Temari's hair. "EWWWWWW!" They both shout. SHUT UP! Look at the table.
On the table spelled in Deidara's blood is 'Dei and Kaze forever'.. Oh wait it needs a heart… Picks up Dei's heart and puts it at the end. Looks at everyone. Wasn't that wonderful? Now let's clean up…OH Janitor!
Summons the Janitor, who looks at the room and flips. He breaks the shaft of the broom, making it sharp and stalks towards me with it. "You…you always make a mess, then you make me clean it up! Well no more!" Holds my hands up defensively.
Whoa! Hold it right there…I don't make the messes…they do.. Points at the remaining Naruto crew, pulling Gaara, Sasuke, and Shikamaru out for a good measure. All except for those three, give a collective "WHAT?" The Janitor stops advancing and looks at me. "Really?"
Yea, really. Don't you see that us four are clean…it's always because we come after they make the mess. That's why they're dirty…blame them, and here…Gives him a machine gun, and several paper bombs.
The Janitor narrows his eyes at the remaining Naruto crew, let's out his battle cry, "BANZAI!" and begins chasing them, shooting.
AHAHAHA! WOO! Alright that's it… Gaara stares at me. "That was cool…" Sasuke shook his head. "No that was CRUEL!"
Oh pipe down, and eat a tomato already. He glares at me, before going off to sit in a corner, Shikamaru following and shaking his head as well.
Whatever…that's all I got for this chapter, sorry I only did one person…I'll do more next time. Watches the Janitor gun down the crew.
I hope he knows he's cleaning up this mess…
Anyway, all products mentioned in this chapter can be found at eBay, your local retail stores, and the king of all unholy super stores, Wal-Mart. I, Masashi Kishimoto, and the founders & creators of FF are not responsible for any physical, emotional or mental damage caused by using these products. If you do purchase these items, you are doing so of your own free will. Also no animals were harmed during this chapter, just ninjas. See you next time, and remember, I may be the sadistic bitch that hosts the show, but you are the sadistic fans who make it. Farewell.
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