Chapter 1: America
Rated: T
Genre: Humor
Author: ME! a.k.a. seaofinferno
Author's Note:
Just READ THE FU^#*& STORY ALREADY! ;H
Chapter 1: America's Profile
Name: America
Human Name: Alfred F. Jones
Age: something? No, um, 19...
Favorite Color: Red. White. BLUE!
Favorite Animal: Is it not obvious? Eagle! Or, um, Bald Eagle. ( nod's head)
Favorite Food: Hamburgers!
Favorite Song: When I Grow Up by MayDay Parade!
Favorite Country: AMERICA!
Favorite Country, THAT IS NOT YOURSELF: Oh, um, I don't know… :P
Best Friend: ?
Worst Enemy: Umm, I hate a lot of people! :E
Favorite Book: Sry. Don't do books! TV!
As America, finished this online profile, he clicked the finished button, and this is what occurred.
*CLICK*
You have just completed your registration, for Dietary Food Camp.
Thank you.
"WHAT THE F^&#!