"What are we gonna do?" asked Private.
"There's only one thing we can do, go to the lemur habitat and try to get the mind control device back." answered Kowalski."
"Well if we do, King Julien is just gonna make Skipper attack us or something." said Private. "But, you programmed it to shut off if someone does that right?" he asked.
"Uhhm." Kowalski replied.
"You didn't program it to do that either!" Private yelled.
"Well I didn't think too." Kowalski replied. "But what you said does give me an idea." he continued. "If we just take the laptop from King Julien, we can type in something like 'kill yourself', and the device will shut off." he continued.
"Hhm, it sounds like it would be easier just to push the off button." Private replied.
"Well it wouldn't, because the off button is only accessible if my flipper print is given and the secret password is typed in and 6 grands prix of Mario Kart 7 are played 35 feet away from the helmet." Kowalski replied.
"You're kidding, right?" Private asked.
"No." Kowalski answered.
"Is the off button also the on button?" Private asked.
"No." Kowalski answered.
"Is the mind control device Skipper's wearing a prototype?" Private asked.
"No." Kowalski answered.
"What is wrong with you?" Private asked.