Hey guys. I have a long weekend at the moment so I have been updating often and I hope you're enjoying these updates.

I still don't own Harry Potter come on guys did you really think I was J.K.

Dear Evans

You did not seem impressed by my last letter to you so I thought I would try again.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your eyes are green. And I like you.

Flitwick is short. Slughorn is fat. Snivellus smells. But you know that.

Hogwarts is huge. As grand as can be. And you Lily Evans. Will you go out with me?

James.

Potter.

No I was not impressed with your last letter you arrogant toe rag get over yourself.

That was an awful poem Potter how could you even think I would like that you prick.

I will not go out with you Potter so why don't you save us all some time and stop asking.

Lily.

Well guys hope you enjoyed that chapter and my awful attempt at poetry, feel free to use that poem on someone you want to go out with and tell me your results.

Also about The Shell I have gotten a final amount for the poll and I not be continuing that story.

See ya later peoples.

NobodyOfInterest.