Hey guys. Well today we have some HUMOUR no more angst for awhile (sorry if you like angst). But seriously do tell me what kinds of stories do you like from me angst? Humour? Damn it I can't think of other kinds of stories I've written. Oh well tell what you like, what you want to see more of, or (/and I guess) what you may want to see that I haven't done yet.
Dear Prongs.
I have heard of this plan of yours. Yeah you really weren't as sneaky as you thought.
Now obviously I cannot encourage all this pranking and disregard for rules. But let's say that I did decide to help you. Now what you are going to need a certain spell from Standard Book of Spells Volume 4 (page 72), a few assorted potions (the books you need may or may not have been sent with this letter), and you'll need to learn a timed levitation spell (check the book I got you for your birthday two years ago). That is to say if I was helping you which of course I could never do.
Moony
Dear Moony
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? DID SIRIUS TELL YOU? OR WAS IT PETER? Wait I mean there is no plan what are you talking about my good fellow.
I see that would be quite a good idea but obviously there is no plan so that isn't necessary. But if of course there was a plan say, and you were helping us, where would one find a spell to make objects look like they were on fire? Of course we are not planning anything.
Prongs
Dear Prongs.
Well seeing as this conversation is completely hypothetical, you could find a spell that did that in the book you gave me last year (which if I was helping you would have been sent with this letter).
Moony
Ah scheming Marauders what could be better.
See ya peoples.
NobodyOfInterest.