Hey guys. Seeing as I did such an awful job of updating I thought I'd give you two chapters.
Dear Padfoot,
Did you ask Peter for superglue? He managed to glue his fingers together you idiot. Next time he does something like this because of you I will make you be the one who has to sort it out.
Moony, who is very sick of cleaning up after you
Dear Moony,
I might have implied that I wanted some superglue, but I didn't make, Wormtail glue his fingers together now did I? And seriously, Moony you sound like a worried mother, calm down and eat some chocolate.
Anyway you wouldn't let me sort it out, you'd be too worried that I would make matters worse.
Padfoot, who thinks Moony is overreacting.
Dear Padfoot,
Implied? Yeah right, you would have down right asked him, implying involves at least some amount of subtlety which you lack. And I can't eat some chocolate seeing as someone stole it all.
You're right though. The time I let you sort anything out, is the time I want the world to end.
Moony, who does not overreact but will be sent to an early grave,
Dear Moony,
Thanks for the help with the prank, Padfoot came up with the idea of gluing the Slytherin's fingers together, but he said to thank you. So thanks.
Prongs,
Dear Padfoot and Prongs,
EARLY GRAVE!
Moony,
Well, there you go. What will happen next? Just kidding, I don't even know yet.
See ya peoples,
NobodyOfInterest