Hey guys. As you may be able to tell, I feel really guilty about making you wait so long for any kind of update, so here you go.
Disclaimer: I haven't done one of these for awhile, feels a little weird. Not sure if I remember how. Just kidding because it's obvious I own nothing (yet).
Dear Evans,
Seeing as we go back to school in two days, I thought I would give you one last chance to agree to go on a date with me before sixth year, (though if you have a sudden revelation in those next two days after I've asked you, I wont say no).
I wont write you poetry again as Moony burnt the last one saying it was too awful for eyes to ever see again (unlike you).
James,
Potter,
Well that changes everything, I won't get another chance to accept the date offer from the person who annoys me to no end and is an arrogant prick.
And, Remus is right, never write poetry ever again.
Lily
Dear Evans,
So that's a yes?
And it wasn't that bad.
James,
Potter,
Are you really that thick-headed? NO I WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!
Lily
Dear Evans,
Why not? I'm awesome.
James,
Potter,
I think you've just explained why, you arrogant, thick-headed, rude, obnoxious, ignoramus.
Lily
Dear Evans,
What's an ignoramus?
James,
Potter,
In two words? James Potter.
Lily,
Well there you go peopleoids, hope you enjoyed.
See ya peoples.
NobodyOfInterest