Update spree, update spree, I'm going on an update SPREEEEEEEEE! (Please for the sake of pride (which is very limited as it is) imagine that as the last amazing note of a Broadway musical).

This is going on from the last chapter when James and Sirius decreed themselves the Kings of Sense. There shall be appearances from Remus (Royal Advisor and Duke of Exasperation and Chocolate), Lily (Queen of Insulting James and Fiery Tempers (or according to James The Queen of Beauty and Brilliant Eyes, but more on that later)) and Peter (The Royal Fool).

Disclaimer: Haven't done one of these in a while I think I've forgotten how to do one. Oh yeah I don't own anything.

Dear Evans (The Queen of Beauty)

Did you hear? I am one of the two KINGS OF SENSE, and as such I decree that you are the Queen of Beauty and Brilliant Eyes. Also seeing as I am now the King of Sense, will you go out with me? After all who wouldn't want to date royalty?

Yours Sincerely James (The King of Sense and Love for Redheaded Females)

Idiot (King of Nonsense)

The day you are the king of sense is the day that I decide to go and jump of a cliff into a pit of poisonous snakes. And the same for the day I go out with you.

Lily.

Dear Evans (The Queen of Beauty and Brilliant Eyes)

Do you and Remus get together and have meetings as to how to insult us? Because he called me and Sirius the same thing and ad very similar ideas to yours as to when we would become The Kings of Sense (which is silly because we already are). And also about the whole cliff, jump, snake thing, does that happen to be one of your favourite hobbies that you do on a daily basis.

James (The King of Sense)

Dear Moony (Royal Advisor and Duke of Exasperation and Chocolate)

Evans rejected me again, and sent me another curse in the mail funnily enough; luckily I knew the counter curse for that one. I JUST DON'T GET IT MOONY, I'M ROYALTY HOW COULD SHE RESIST ME?

Oh and side note, do you and Evans get together to plan insults for me?

Prongs (The King of Sense)

Dear Prongs (The King of Nonsense and Being Rejected)

I think she could resist you the same way that she could resist you for being Quidditch Captain, being in the Marauders, and insulting Snape on a regular basis. You should really go to Sirius about these things he'll be far more sympathetic than me (after laughing and telling you to write truly awful poetry).

And no we do not we just both clearly have the same views on some of your traits, such as common sense (or lack of).

Moony (Who would be slightly insulted by his title but has to admit it's pretty fair)

Dear Moony (Royal Advisor and Duke of Exasperation and Chocolate)

BUT I'M NOT SURE WHY SHE COULDN'T RESIST ME BECAUSE OF THOSE THINGS EITHER! You know what Moony, you suck at giving kind and helpful advice, and as for why I'm not going to Sirius it's because when he was here the other day we got into another argument about how Puddlemere United is so much better than the Chudley Cannons, and he got mad (because he was losing) and ate my last pancake. YOU DON'T EAT A MANS LAST PANCAKE!.

So I shall now go and complain to Peter.

Prongs (The King of Sense and Pancakes)

Dear Wormtail (The Royal Fool (sorry but it seemed fitting))

Evans rejected me again, and I am coming to you in my time of need for consolation, as you are clearly my only friend left who is still nice to me.

Prongs (King of Sense and Pancakes)

Dear Prongs (King of Sense and Pancakes)

I'm sorry to hear that, don't worry she'll definitely say yes one day. And I heard about Padfoot eating your pancake though and I'm not really surprised, and as for Moony, wasn't he always a bit mean to you (in the nicest way possible).

Wormtail (Royal Fool)

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