A/N Guys, I've discovered something amazing. I was watching that newer CGI version of Horton Hears a Who, and SONNY IS JOJO! It's creepy, he seriously looks and sounds nearly exactly how I imagined him xP (accept, thanks to a few reviews, I can't help but imagine him with a Chesire cat grin...)

That was random o_O

And here's your newest question: What SONG do you think fits Riffsalong the most? This chapter has A BUNCH of Riffsalong in it, so please tell me what song fits them. For no reason other than that I'm interested to hear your opinions xP

This chapter starts with another OC. He was created and belongs to Opheliafrump, and is from her fan fic The Queen's Love Child. I have yet to read it, but I have a feeling it's really good, and I've been meaning to read it xP

Trust stared at the huge cave in front of him, a look of disgust upon his face. The Transylvanian was not happy to be on guard patrol for the prison. He was a general, not some rookie guard! Sighing and rolling his brown eyes, and cross-dresser walked into the cave. Immediately, a terrible smell came to him, and he coughed a bit. This whole place was such a dump!

He really regretting signing up for this job, even if it was only for a day. He should have learned his lesson last time. He had been stuck sitting in front of the bars of Neely Pritt and Farley Flavors, both terrible criminals. All Neely had done the entire time was sob about how she was innocent and to let her go. Farley had just given him death threats.

Rolling his eyes again, Trust walked farther into the prison. It was very dark, and the only light was the dim rays of the moon. Squinting to see better, the general continued to walking down the stony steps of the prison. Suddenly, he tripped over something. Wincing, he sat up and looked around. Squinting even more, he gasped at what he saw.

The guard that Trust was supposed to be taking the place of lay on the ground, unconscious, and bleeding rather badly. Panicking a bit, Trust bent down and inspected the man. He found huge fang marks, like that of a snake's, were on his leg, arm, and neck. The general stood up and dusted himself off, looking around frantically.

"Neely? Farley? Where are you?" Trust called out fearfully. He began running, and soon came to the two cells that the criminals were usually in. He cried out in fear when he noticed that they were both empty, with a bit of blood in each. Trust's heart was beating faster now. "NEELY PRITT! FARLEY FLAVORS!" the usually-calm man was losing it. He ran back to the unconscious guard and shook him until he was awake. The guard sat up and rubbed his head.

"Ugh, what happened?" he asked weakly.

"You were attacked!" explained Trust. "And the prisoners escaped!"

Suddenly, the guard was much more alert. He nodded furiously. "Yes, I remember. It was a monster. Female. She hissed. And she had these fangs. And this wild hair. Terrible." The guard shook his head, then winced and put his hand on his leg, where the fang marks were still bleeding a bit. Trust was panting.

He chewed on his lip. "This isn't the first time this has happened. Just this morning a young woman – close friend of General Riff Raff's, actually – was attacked. She's too weak to talk right now, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was attacked by the same thing that attacked you, and freed Farley."

The guard looked terrified. "Something is loose in Transylvania. Something terrible."

XXX

Riff Raff was waiting outside the hospital room, panicking. He could not get the image of Ansalong, badly injured and only half conscious, out of his mind. Sonny had been comforting him for awhile, before being told he had to be interviewed about something or another and had been forced to leave, leaving Riff Raff alone. All he had done since then was wait, praying that Ansalong would be okay.

Suddenly, the pink-haired nurse stepped out of the room, a look of concern on her usually cheerful face. Riff Raff looked at her hopefully.

"How is she?" asked Riff Raff. The nurse sighed and looked at the ground. This was never a good sign, and Riff felt fear come over his entire body. What if Ansalong was dead? He stared at the nurse fearfully, praying that the obviously bad news would not be too bad. "Y- Yes?" Riff asked softly.

"She's alive." muttered the nurse. "She's terribly hurt. A small concussion, many deep wounds, and a broken arm. Nothing too serious, but she'll definitely be stuck in bed for quite awhile." The nurse paused so Riff Raff could take in all this news. "Do you have any idea how this might have happened?"

Riff Raff shrugged. "Sort of. I mean, I know that she has some problems at the moment, but I'm not sure how it resulted in this." explained the alien. He suddenly looked very serious. "Can I see her?"

The nurse hesitated for a moment. "Um… I dunno… she definitely wants to see you, but I need to do what's best for her, and she's sort of… not doing too great, if you know what I mean…" she sighed. "But she hasn't stopped asking to see you since she woke up."

"She's awake?"

The nurse nodded. "She woke up about twenty minutes ago. She won't talk to us, though. All she wants to do is see you."

"Then let me see her!" snapped Riff. The nurse sighed, knowing that Riff Raff was right, and opened the door. Riff Raff burst in, and froze when he saw Ansalong. "Badly injured" was putting it rather mildly. She was covered in all sorts of bandages, and a blanket was pulled up to her neck. Although the blanket kept it from being visible, he had a feeling she was somehow connected to the machine beside her, for it was beeping steadily. Her eyes were closed at the moment, but it was obvious she was awake.

"Just… be gentle, alright?" asked the nurse in a gentle whisper. Riff Raff nodded and walked over the woman. He saw down in the chair beside her and brushed some hair out of her face.

"Ansalong, it's me." Riff said softly. Ansalong very weakly opened her lime green eyes, and smiled when she saw who was staring down at her. She weakly sat up a bit, and looked at Riff Raff happily.

"Riff Raff!" she cried, her voice rather hoarse. She pulled the alien into a hug, and nuzzled into his neck. "I'm so happy to see you," she murmured softly. Riff Raff could not help but smile, and he wrapped his arms around her gently, pulling her closer.

"I'm happy to see you, too." he told her, letting go of her and gazing into her eyes lovingly. Ansalong blushed a bit, and looked away. This made Riff Raff smile even more for some reason. However, Riff's expression suddenly became serious.

"What happened?" he asked her. Ansalong shrugged.

"Honestly, I have no idea." she admitted. Riff Raff raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean?" he asked. "You've got to remember how to got so beat up like this!"

Ansalong shook her head. "I don't remember anything. Nothing since I left Nation and Cosmo's house a few weeks ago to grab my stuff at my house. After that, everything's just a blur. A… red blur." Tears filled her eyes, as if she could see flashes of memories that she wished she could forget. Riff Raff could not help but feel bad for her, and he pulled her close again, kissing the top of her head. He knew by now that Ansalong really liked it when he did that.

"I don't know what's happening to me, Riff." Ansalong spoke quietly, a tone of shame in her voice. "I feel like I'm doing horrible stuff, but I don't remember what or how or anything." she tried to stifle a sob, but failed. Riff Raff's felt absolutely terrible for the woman. He opened his mouth to speak when the nurse walked over.

"I'm sorry, Riff Raff, but Ansalong needs some rest if she's to recover." the nurse explained softly. Ansalong pulled away from Riff and looked at him in an upset manner.

"But… but I don't want him to go yet…" she muttered, wiping tears away from her eyes. Riff Raff sighed. As much as he wanted to stay with Ansalong, he really wanted her to get better. He stood up and looked down at Ansalong caringly.

"I'm sorry, Ansalong, but I've got to go."

"Well where are you going?" she asked, a tone of irritability creeping into her voice. Riff thought for a moment, before smiling.

"I'm going to research that brainwashing device. Maybe I can find out more about your problem." Riff Raff told her, patting her on the head. Ansalong looked at him sadly as he began walking away.

"Come visit me soon!" she called softly. Riff Raff turned, smiling, and nodded.

"Okay, I will."

"Promise?"

Riff Raff froze. Magenta had always done the same thing – made him promise. He felt a small bit of sadness and even guilt build up inside him, before nodding slowly. "I promise." he told her. Ansalong smiled and waved as Riff Raff left the room, unable to stop thinking about his now-dead sister.

XXX

Janet sat at the table of the restaurant. She would be teleporting back to Transylvania in a few hours, but at the moment she was eating dinner with Penelope as the young girl told her everything she knew about Nation and Cosmo, and where they could possibly be. The waiter – the one who knew about Transylvania – was beside them, listening quietly.

"So Ansalong was acting funny?" asked Janet, making sure she understood her story. Penelope nodded as she took a sip of soda.

"Yeah. She had these really small pupils, and she wouldn't open her mouth very wide, like she was hiding her tongue or something. It was really weird." Penelope shuddered just thinking about it. "And when Nation asked if she was okay, she just nodded, and murmured something about 'everything being alright now'. Then she invited to take them out for dinner, and they never came back." The girl shrugged. The waiter raised an eyebrow and leaned towards Janet.

"Trouble in… the place?" he asked in a whisper. Janet realized he was referring to Transsexual. She nodded.

"Yeah. Sonny's got a load of work on his hands. Something's wrong with our friend…" Janet explained. Penelope raised an eyebrow.

"What place? Who's Sonny?" asked the girl with her head turned in curiosity. Janet remember that this girl knew nothing of Transylvania. She bit her lip worriedly.

"Um… er… nothing. Just… er… nothing…" she said quickly, stammering a bit. Penelope raised an eyebrow, confused, but shrugged it off and said nothing. Instead, she grinned cheerfully like she always did and turned to the waiter.

"I think I'm ready to order now!"

XXX

Sonny sat in his room. He had an awful headache. Three reporters had seen him in the past hour, and all of them had repeatedly asked the same questions. Things along the lines of "What do you think really happened to Ansalong?" "Do you think others may be attacked like she was?" "Do you believe Transsexual is still safe?" It was driving Sonny insane.

And what was worse, his mother was not back yet. He knew it had only been a day, so she still was not expected to be back for awhile, but he was still anxious. He wondered if Nation and Cosmo knew anything about how Ansalong had gotten so injured. If they did, he would have this problem solved faster. And in this case, the faster the better.

Suddenly, Sonny was interrupted from his thoughts as two men burst in the room. One of them had three bandages wrapped around him. One on his arm, one on his leg, and one on his neck. The other one, Sonny immediately recognized as General Trust. The looks of fear on their faces told the king that something terrible had happened.

"What's wrong?" asked Sonny, standing up.

Trust swallowed, looking as if he did not want to admit what he was about to say. "Farley Flavors is free."

A/N LONGEST CHAPTER EVER! We now have, like, 9000 words. And we're only on the 6th chapter! This looks like it'll be MUCH longer than Insanity!

And OMG, there was so much Riffsalong! :) And there will be even more coming up! I just love this ship, don't you? It's soooooo cute!

I already said this, but I'll say it again – Trust belongs to Opheliafrump, from The Queen's Love Child. Thanks for letting me use him! :D I hope I portrayed him well! ;)

I wrote this at 10:15 pm, so there are gonna be a bunch of mistakes, since I'm super tired. Hope you can read it anyway xP

And thank you SO MUCH for the reviews! It's seriously my motivation for continuing! I'm happy you're enjoying this :D