Rule 34

A/n: Sexual theme warning.

"Hey guys, can I show you something?" Bob asked coming in with a laptop in his hands.

Dr. C and Link were at the table chatting.

"Sure Bob, what's up?" Link said turning to him.

"Um…I was on my game website playing a game, and um… I saw an ad and it said Monsters vs. Aliens rule 34. And um…is this normal?" Bob opened to laptop and showed it to his friends.

Dr. C and Link's jaw dropped and stared wide eyed at Bob's laptop.

Dr. C got up first and snatched the laptop out of his hands, "Bob, what are you doing with this?" he yelled.

"I-I don't know, I just…What were you doing to Susan Doc?" Bob asked silently.

"Oh my God, Bob! Don't ever click on an ad again!" Dr. C said trying to get out of the xxx website.

"Let me see," Link said coming up to the laptop.

"You already saw Link why would you want to see it again?" Dr. C said taking it away from view.

"I don't know, maybe I can get out without Monger ever knowing we got on that," Link said taking the laptop away, "Oh hey, would you look at that.." he said silently.

"Link get off of that!"

"Okay, okay, give me a sec!"

"Link, why where you putting a green snake up Susan's-" Bob started to say.

"BOB! Why don't you go and make waffles, alright?" Dr. C faking a laugh taking Bob to the kitchen.

"But I wanna know why-"

"NO YOU DON'T!" Dr. C snapped.

"But why were you and Link in the same bed sticking-"

"GO MAKE WAFFLES BOB!"

Bob went into the kitchen; Dr. C went back to Link.

"Did you get out?" he asked.

"No, I can't! It's taking me deeper and deeper!" Link said trying desperately at pushing the keyboard.

"Let me see," Dr. C said taking the laptop.

They jump when Susan came into the room, "Hey guys," she greeted, "Oh hey is that Bob's new laptop?"

"NO," Link and Dr. C yelled out loud. Dr. C closed the laptop; not even shutting it down-and putting it behind his back. He smiled nervously with Link. Then there was a moan from the laptop.

"Shit!" they both thought.

"What was that?" Susan asked puzzled.

"Uh…NOTHING! Nothing at all, it's probably Rusty playing with Insecto," Dr. C said trying not to panic.

Another moan was heard from the laptop.

"Um…Well anyway, can I check out the computer?" Susan asked cheerfully.

"NO!" Link and Dr. C said equally.

"Why don't you want me to see the laptop? You'll get it back," Susan said laughing.

"It's just that Bob doesn't like people using his stuff," Link said thinking quickly with Dr. C nodding with him.

"Aw come on, he won't mind," she said bending down, "Now come on, give it up." She held out her hand towards Dr. C. He backed away shaking his head.

"Doc, really, I want to see," she said giggling about to grab him.

Link ran and took the computer from Dr. C, "Ah-ha-ha. Bob would really be angry if he sees anyone with his laptop. I'll just go and put it up for him," Link started towards Bob's room.

"Link," Susan chuckled. She blocked his way with one hand, "Let me see it," she said.

Link looked to the side of him and threw the laptop to Dr. C who caught it, "Heheh, very light," he said.

"Guys, I'm not in the mood for playing," she said trying to sound tough but couldn't help laughing a bit.

Dr. C gripped the laptop like a hug, "Bob, would really be upset with us. Besides, this is his laptop. What's his is his," he laughed.

"Oh hey Susan! Hey guess what I found in the internet?" Bob said coming in.

"BOB! Nu-uh!" Link signaled him, cutting his throat with his hand.

"What?" Susan asked.

"I found-" Bob began.

"BOB! Did you finish making waffles?" Link asked interrupting him.

"No, but…"

"THEN GO MAKE WAFFLES!" he pointed towards the kitchen.

"Ugh! Fine," Bob slid to the kitchen again.

"Is there something you don't want me to see on his computer?" Susan asked with suspicions in her tone.

"What? Nah," Link waved her away.

"Then let me see it," she said turning to Dr. C.

He shakes his head again, "It's just something personal," he lied.

"Don't worry I won't tell anybody," she grabbed the end of the laptop and tried to take it.

Dr. C held onto the other end and tried to pull back, "I would really think it's best to keep it a secret," his apprehension started to kick in and it showed in his tone.

"Please?" she begged.

He shakes his head once more, "Nu-uh!"

"Fine, I guess I'll have to take it from you," she smiled a bit.

She started to tug, pulling Dr. C with it.

"Doc!" she giggled again.

He pulls back violently, but ran out of breath after 3 seconds of pulling.

"You are so weak Doc," she joked.

She pulls the laptop, with Dr. C still holding on. He tried to pull back, but it was useless. He rises into the air until they saw each other.

He chuckled nervously dangling about 25 feet in the air. She giggled and took his small body and pulled till he broke free from the laptop.

"Susan, please. There's no use of looking in there, really!" he pleaded in her fist.

"Come on Doc, I bet it's not that bad," she said carelessly.

She began to open the laptop but then Link ran shouting, "Nooooooo!" he crawled up her and snatched the laptop up and landed on the floor standing.

He raised the laptop up and broke it in half on his knee.

Dr. C and Susan stare at him appalled at what just happened. Link was panting when Bob came in with a plate full of waffles. Bob came to the side of him.

Link looked at the plate tired and lightened up, "Oh hey waffles!" he takes a waffle and bites making Bob grin.

"Wow you really don't want me to see what's in that laptop," Susan said to Dr. C.

He shakes his head, "Nope," he smiled.

A/n: Well that's it!